# Have You Ever? - Form **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 13, 2008, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717 "2008-10-13T14:45:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717/81 "2008-10-16T17:39:51Z")
**Have You Ever?** Stolen Anything: Yes Been Drunk Before Noon: No Had Sex In A Public Place: Yes Got Caught Telling A Lie: Yes Got A Speeding Ticket: No Been Arrested: Sort of Littered: No Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Yes Cheated On A Test: yes Cheated In A Relationship: yes Failed A Class: No Wished You Were Someone Else: yes Cried During A Movie: Yes Had A One Night Stand: Yes Wish Death On Someone: yes Been mean to someone else for no good reason: Yes ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717/82 "2008-10-16T18:18:49Z")
**NO** to drunk/cheated/arrested and I skate by on failed because of a technicality, but YES to everything else. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717/83 "2008-10-16T18:22:47Z")
Yes to all except: Been Arrested Cheated on a Test Cried at a Movie ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717/84 "2008-10-16T18:36:09Z")
**Have You Ever?** Stolen Anything: Yes, I shoplifted a little when I was a kid. Been Drunk Before Noon: yep. Had Sex In A Public Place: yep Got Caught Telling A Lie: yep Got A Speeding Ticket: yep Been Arrested: yep Littered: yep Fantasized About A Co-Worker: yes, but not seriously like I would act on it Cheated On A Test: no Cheated In A Relationship: yes Failed A Class: no - but I got a D once. Wished You Were Someone Else: no Cried During A Movie: yes, often Had A One Night Stand: yes, more than once. It was the 70’s, what can I say? 😃 Wish Death On Someone: not really, but kinda Been mean to someone else for no good reason: yes Man, I suck… ☹ ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717/85 "2008-10-16T18:40:26Z")
Stolen Anything: Yep Been Drunk Before Noon: Yep Had Sex In A Public Place: Yep Got Caught Telling A Lie: Yep Got A Speeding Ticket: Yep Been Arrested: Nope Littered: Yep Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Yep Cheated On A Test: Nope Cheated In A Relationship: Nope Failed A Class: Nope Wished You Were Someone Else: Nope Cried During A Movie: Yep Had A One Night Stand: Yep Wish Death On Someone: Nope Been mean to someone else for no good reason: I’m sure I have although I don’t remember when. I’m also sure at the time I had some sort of reason although now it would probably be a stupid one. ---
**Author:** ![Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prelude_to_Fascination)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717/86 "2008-10-16T18:49:26Z")
**Have You Ever?** Stolen Anything: **Yes** But nothing major, certainly not grand larceny, more on the paperclips from work level. Been Drunk Before Noon: \*\*Yes, but not since I was a teenager. I’m sober 8+ years now, and my teenage years are loooong gone. Had Sex In A Public Place: **Yes** In a park with my wife. I liked it. Got Caught Telling A Lie: **Sure** , who hasn’t at least once? Got A Speeding Ticket: **Yep** For awhile, in my early 20s, I thought I was keeping my city alive with my speeding fines. I’ve since grown up of course. Been Arrested: **No** , but close. Again, while drinking, I was in my parked car on the side of the road. Not driving, and not arrested…and “hassled by the fuzz” is too strong. Littered: **Yep** , like lying, who hasn’t done this at least once? Fantasized About A Co-Worker: **Definitely**. Never did anything about it though, because that would be wrong. Cheated On A Test: **Yep** Littering, lying, cheating on a test. Caught too, because the teacher used two different sets of tests, and alternated them between rows: Row 1 got test A, row 2 got test B, etc. That way she could tell if you cheated by looking at the answers from the person next to you. Cheated In A Relationship: **Sorry to say, yes** , although I’ve been cheated on, as well. Failed A Class: **No** Wished You Were Someone Else: **At times** Cried During A Movie: **Yes** but I think everyone does at some point. However, if you cry during something like Patton, because you think Patton was just too god-like, then I worry for you. 😉 Had A One Night Stand: **No** Never that lucky (or unlucky, as the case may be). Wish Death On Someone: **No** , but there have been people I said I wouldn’t shed a tear over if they died. Been mean to someone else for no good reason: **Sometimes** , but mainly because I was in a bad mood, and just taking it out on them. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-form/467717.md?page=4)