WHAT TIME IS IT? GAME TIME!
WHAT TIME IS IT? GAME TIME!
WE GONNA WIN THIS GAME? SHO 'NUFF!
WE GONNA DOMINATE? SHO 'NUFF!
WE ARE? NEW YORK!
WE ARE? NEW YORK!
WE ARE? NEW YORK!
All New York, all the time. My beloved Big Blue is first and foremost in my heart by a very large margin. The above quote is from HBO’s Inside The NFL pregame footage of Michael Barrow pumping up the troops before we beat th ever living shit out of Kurt Warner opening day two seasons ago. I pop in the tape of that when I want to get the chills. (That game was also notable as the first, and possibly last, game in which William Joseph was anything other than a waste of space.)
So yeah, New York Giants now and forever, until the end of time.
I became a Giants fan due to Parcells, so I added Gang Green as my secondary/AFC team when the Tuna came back to the big apple. Since they are both local – and therefore I get to see all the games and various local commentary – I have stuck with the Jets, although they’ve been seriously pissing me off lately with their stadium shenanigans. (They can potentially force the Giants, who already have a plan and finances to build a new Giants Stadium, to let the Jets invite themselves into the plan. This would mean that it would no longer be called Giants Stadium, which is an affront to humanity. But even worse, the Jets have a massive hardon for a dome, and we all know that playing in a dome is a crime against nature itself.)
I have never given up on either team since becoming a fan.
The New York Rangers, however, I have given up on 7 years in a row. It has been a slow, painful process trying to become an NHL fan. You’d think I could just root for the Devils or Islanders, if you were clinically insane.
Normally, this would dictate me being a Yankees fan. (Giants/Yankees/Rangers vs Jets/Mets/Islanders) However, competitive imbalance offends me on a visceral level, and the Yankees are the pinacle of competitive imbalance, so I can’t stand the Yankees. The Mets aren’t much better when it comes to salary parity, but they aren’t nearly as annoying as the Yankees. Also, one of the waitstaff at the bar where I was a regular was a HUGE Mets fan, and he got me hooked on the Mets in 2000. I’m just not a fan of baseball, but I do consider myself a Mets fan. As tenuous as this fandom is, it will never change.
All New York, all the time. But only the right New York!