# Have you ever heard of me?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-heard-of-me/520642>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 9, 2009, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-heard-of-me/520642 "2009-12-09T22:03:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-heard-of-me/520642/41 "2009-12-10T06:02:53Z")

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You were big in 1984 but I am not aware of anything you have done since.

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-heard-of-me/520642/42 "2009-12-10T06:11:51Z")

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You’re one of the Ghostbusters, right?

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-heard-of-me/520642/43 "2009-12-10T07:28:30Z")

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I’ve seen your posts before. If I know you at all, its from reading Mafia threads.

BTW, man we’ve got a lot of mafiosos who I haven’t seen play a game in a while. Maybe we need a Prodigal son Mafia.

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**Author:** ![RunSilent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e0b2c6/32.png) [@RunSilent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RunSilent)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-heard-of-me/520642/44 "2009-12-10T12:46:50Z")

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Seen any rats lately?

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-heard-of-me/520642/45 "2009-12-10T12:53:18Z")

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I was looking to click on **Fuck Off** but it isn’t there?

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**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-heard-of-me/520642/46 "2009-12-10T13:05:19Z")

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> [@Oakminster](#):
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> I think you called me an asshole once. You may have been right. I don’t remember that part.

I don’t remember calling you an asshole, but it doesn’t sound like something I wouldn’t do. If you know what I mean. Er. And if you do, please explain it to me, 'cause quite honestly that doesn’t make much sense.

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**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-heard-of-me/520642/47 "2009-12-10T13:22:16Z")

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> [@RunSilent](#):
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> Seen any rats lately?

don’t ask

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**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-heard-of-me/520642/48 "2009-12-10T13:24:14Z")

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> [@don\_t\_ask](#):
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> I was looking to click on **Fuck Off** but it isn’t there?

It’s assumed in all the responses.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-heard-of-me/520642/49 "2009-12-10T14:34:03Z")

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> [@Winston\_Smith](#):
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> Science!

You’re Magnus Pyke, doing his part in Thomas Dolby’s “She Blinded Me With Science.”

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-heard-of-me/520642/50 "2009-12-10T18:03:04Z")

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> [@Winston\_Smith](#):
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> I don’t remember calling you an asshole, but it doesn’t sound like something I wouldn’t do. If you know what I mean. Er. And if you do, please explain it to me, 'cause quite honestly that doesn’t make much sense.

Makes perfect sense. You are not necessarily adverse to calling someone an asshole if the situation warrants it, but do not specifically remember finding it necessary to call me one. I bear no ill will about it, and may have confused you with another poster.

All that aside, I do recognize your username as one I’ve seen around here for a long time, and voted accordingly in the poll.

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**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-heard-of-me/520642/51 "2009-12-10T18:18:13Z")

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> [@Oakminster](#):
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> Makes perfect sense. You are not necessarily adverse to calling someone an asshole if the situation warrants it, but do not specifically remember finding it necessary to call me one. I bear no ill will about it, and may have confused you with another poster.
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> All that aside, I do recognize your username as one I’ve seen around here for a long time, and voted accordingly in the poll.

I couldn’t have said it better myself.

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**Author:** ![ShelliBean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@ShelliBean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShelliBean)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-heard-of-me/520642/52 "2009-12-10T18:34:05Z")

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Yes I have. In fact, I think we are FB friends.

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**Author:** ![FloatyGimpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/floatygimpy/32/7750_2.png) [@FloatyGimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloatyGimpy)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-heard-of-me/520642/53 "2009-12-10T18:47:59Z")

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Ok, **Winston**. Over 100 people have said they know you so now what do you do? Do you pick ‘Most 100+’ or do you think you’re just a wee bit more special and pick Spartacus? I suppose you could wait till every single person on the dope votes. Oh but wait, you _can’t_ pick Spartacus because some people voted that they _don’t_ know you!

So your poll worked. 🙂 You know which to pick.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-heard-of-me/520642/54 "2009-12-10T18:48:11Z")

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Heard of you? I’ve had dinner with you!

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**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-heard-of-me/520642/55 "2009-12-10T19:25:43Z")

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> [@FloatyGimpy](#):
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> Ok, **Winston**. Over 100 people have said they know you so now what do you do? Do you pick ‘Most 100+’ or do you think you’re just a wee bit more special and pick Spartacus? I suppose you could wait till every single person on the dope votes. Oh but wait, you _can’t_ pick Spartacus because some people voted that they _don’t_ know you!
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> So your poll worked. 🙂 You know which to pick.

agreed. I’ve requested to poll be closed.

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**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-heard-of-me/520642/56 "2009-12-10T19:28:02Z")

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> [@tdn](#):
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> Heard of you? I’ve had dinner with you!

Indeed you have. Some enterprising young doper should organize another Boston Dopefest. I missed the last couple due to multiple knee surgeries and lack of funds, but I could scrape together enough cash for a couple rounds at the black rose

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**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-heard-of-me/520642/57 "2009-12-10T20:02:25Z")

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> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#):
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> I have heard of you. And we have always been at war with Eurasia.

No Eastasia! 😉

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**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-heard-of-me/520642/58 "2009-12-10T21:21:21Z")

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Closed at the request of the OP.

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