# Have you ever heard(or used) this excuse?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-heard-or-used-this-excuse/447467>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 30, 2008, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-heard-or-used-this-excuse/447467 "2008-04-30T14:45:41Z")\
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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-heard-or-used-this-excuse/447467/41 "2008-05-01T21:52:39Z")

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[QUOTE=Gala Matrix Fire]  
How is this an _excuse_ for anything?  
[/QUOTE]

In my dad’s case, it was because he didn’t know how to inhale. Once we got that straight, he got a buzz.

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