I’ve heard the one about “cow pissing” also.
Stephen King, in one of his forwars, says" I couldn’t give a flying fuck at a rolling donut". that one gives an amusing mental image.
Another one I’ve heard is “I feel like a million, and look like a refund”.
As far as fries: Ketchup normally, cream gravy sometimes, BBQ sauce on occasion.
I live in NY state, but when I was living in Raleigh, NC, I heard quite a few phrases that confused me. When I was filling in for the receptionist at my office, one woman came back from lunch and asked, “Is anyone looking me?” and I thought she said “Is anyone licking me?”. It took a few tries to realize she was asking if anyone was looking FOR her.
A couple of my dad’s many oddball phrases (Dadisms–as I call them) is “Nervous as a whore in church” and “Busier than a cat covering sh*t”. He’s got a million of them.
Churchkey?! phouka, you must be older than dirt! (one of my faves.)
Had a friend whose dad would say, if someone audibly farted, “Who dropped the orange?” Never figure it out, but I use it to this day to confuse a whole new generation.
Fries don’t need nothin other than salt.