# Have you ever made a sex tape?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 23, 2010, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-made-a-sex-tape/537095 "2010-04-23T13:17:19Z")\
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**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-made-a-sex-tape/537095/1 "2010-04-23T13:17:19Z")

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Have you ever been in a sex tape? Pretty straight forward question.

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**Author:** ![Rafe\_Hollister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/fbc32d/32.png) [@Rafe\_Hollister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rafe_Hollister)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-made-a-sex-tape/537095/2 "2010-04-23T13:18:26Z")

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Yep. And pictures. If you ask real nice, I can show you where the pictures are online.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-made-a-sex-tape/537095/3 "2010-04-23T13:28:57Z")

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Yes, but destroyed. Hasn’t everyone who ever owned a video recording device?

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**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-made-a-sex-tape/537095/4 "2010-04-23T13:31:29Z")

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To quote Sandra Bullock, there is no sex tape. And there never will be.

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-made-a-sex-tape/537095/5 "2010-04-23T13:31:49Z")

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I’ve seen way too many Ricki Lake episodes that have started that way.

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**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-made-a-sex-tape/537095/6 "2010-04-23T14:00:28Z")

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Many times!

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**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-made-a-sex-tape/537095/7 "2010-04-23T14:01:36Z")

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Why would I want to watch myself? I was _there_.

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**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-made-a-sex-tape/537095/8 "2010-04-23T14:29:47Z")

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Yes. I have the only (VHS) copy.

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-made-a-sex-tape/537095/9 "2010-04-23T14:57:17Z")

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Yes. Watched it once and was vaguely horrified. Didn’t ever watch it again and eventually destroyed it.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-made-a-sex-tape/537095/10 "2010-04-23T15:03:53Z")

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What’s a tape?

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-made-a-sex-tape/537095/11 "2010-04-23T15:08:59Z")

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> [@OpalCat](#):
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> Yes. Watched it once and was vaguely horrified. Didn’t ever watch it again and eventually destroyed it.

Shakeycam?

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**Author:** ![TV\_time](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f17d59/32.png) [@TV\_time](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TV_time)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-made-a-sex-tape/537095/12 "2010-04-23T15:11:40Z")

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> [@Skammer](#):
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> Why would I want to watch myself? I was _there_.

At the age I am getting to, I am not ever sure of that.

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**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-made-a-sex-tape/537095/13 "2010-04-23T15:22:39Z")

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Yup. When someone ties you up first - kinda hard to say no. . .

I do accept the fact that anything I let go to film or internet is out there and therefore I will never run for president of the United States or anything else that might involve a sex scandal.

However, i also never deny that I do these things nor do I have kids who will someday be embarassed by it - just a bunch of ultra-conservative relatives. And who knows - they might learn something useful.

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**Author:** ![little\_bit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@little\_bit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_bit)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-made-a-sex-tape/537095/14 "2010-04-23T15:27:28Z")

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I figure it’s not something I would ever want to watch, so why make one?

Plus, I learned pretty early in life, don’t put anything on film you wouldn’t want your parents (or grandparents) to see. ☹

While that sounds worse than it was, flipping the bird was very risque for a 7 year old.

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-made-a-sex-tape/537095/15 "2010-04-23T15:29:05Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> Shakeycam?

uh, no? tripod. Shaky thighs, though.

Edited to add: I wasn’t fat or anything, I just didn’t realize how jiggly the sex act was, in general, until I saw that. I was 18 at the time, btw, so I hadn’t yet been exposed to things like porn.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-made-a-sex-tape/537095/16 "2010-04-23T15:46:12Z")

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No, but only 'cause I haven’t got a camcorder. Or a suitable diposed partner, nowadays.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-made-a-sex-tape/537095/17 "2010-04-23T16:05:08Z")

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Other, let me explain.

Not me in the tape, but a then-GF. And not a tape, either.

I took a couple of 30-second movies of her with my digital camera. They were at night, the room lighting was dim, and there was no sound. So essentially they are 30-second movies of black silence.

I haven’t deleted them yet. Not so much because I enjoy watching them but because I’m in no danger of running out of memory and I can’t be arsed.

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-made-a-sex-tape/537095/18 "2010-04-23T16:05:29Z")

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Yes, a couple of times. I don’t think any of the productions are sold on tape, but they are available on DVD, and probably pay-per-view.

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**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-made-a-sex-tape/537095/19 "2010-04-23T16:08:19Z")

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Trust me: no one wants to see me having sex–including me.

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**Author:** ![Rushgeekgirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rushgeekgirl/32/3715_2.png) [@Rushgeekgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rushgeekgirl)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-made-a-sex-tape/537095/20 "2010-04-23T16:19:31Z")

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No and I never will either! I don’t want to frighten anyone!

However I have recently considered making a fetish video for those people who like watching women eat. That would be easy money there.

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