# Have You Ever Moon Land?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-moon-land/613291>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [February 19, 2012, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-moon-land/613291 "2012-02-19T01:12:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![brittekland](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@brittekland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brittekland)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2012, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-moon-land/613291/1 "2012-02-19T01:12:27Z")

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“[Moon Landing](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Moon%20landing&defid=4541687)” is when your naked butt bumps another person’s naked butt, eg as you bend over.

I don’t think I ever moon landed… or mahbe I have, while sharing bathrooms but I surely don’t remember. A plenty of times with clothes on but not with nekkid bums. Sounds kinda fun. Perhaps I should try to experience that more.

How about you?

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**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2012, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-moon-land/613291/2 "2012-02-19T02:08:25Z")

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“Anyone who believes that all men are created equal has never taken a shower with thirty other guys.”

And, yeah, showers can get crowded sometimes. So, yes.

Sheesh.

I’ve gotta be bored to the point of entire insanity even to READ this thread, let alone comment on it!

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**Author:** ![Candyman74](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Candyman74](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Candyman74)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2012, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-moon-land/613291/3 "2012-02-19T02:23:14Z")

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No. I’m amazed there’s even a term for it.

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**Author:** ![brittekland](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@brittekland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brittekland)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2012, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-moon-land/613291/4 "2012-02-19T03:18:02Z")

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> [@Trinopus](#):
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> I’ve gotta be bored to the point of entire insanity even to READ this thread, let alone comment on it!

[Bummer](http://img846.imageshack.us/img846/9547/imageswhy2dso2dsyria.jpg). 😉

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**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2012, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-moon-land/613291/5 "2012-02-19T03:25:49Z")

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> [@Candyman74](#):
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> No. I’m amazed there’s even a term for it.

yeah, this.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2012, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-moon-land/613291/6 "2012-02-19T06:15:17Z")

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Never really thought about it, but I was naked in crowds through most of my twenties, so yeah.

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**Author:** ![MaltLiquor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/858c86/32.png) [@MaltLiquor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaltLiquor)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2012, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-moon-land/613291/7 "2012-02-19T06:59:11Z")

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> [@Larry\_Mudd](#):
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> Never really thought about it, but I was naked in crowds through most of my twenties, so yeah.

I want that job.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2012, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-moon-land/613291/8 "2012-02-19T07:54:51Z")

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Probably, when showering with my partner. It’s not my favorite type of man-to-man contact.

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**Author:** ![brittekland](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@brittekland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brittekland)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2012, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-moon-land/613291/9 "2012-02-19T09:31:45Z")

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When I said ‘it sounds like fun’ I meant moon landing with nekkid bums of your preferred sex person but that certainly does not exclude man-to-man moon landing.

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**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2012, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-moon-land/613291/10 "2012-02-19T10:54:14Z")

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I thought you might be talking about [this](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oshikura_Manju), but clothes are kept on for this one, you saucy minx!😃

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2012, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-moon-land/613291/11 "2012-02-19T11:06:16Z")

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Yes. My butt has touched a girl’s butt.

For the record, my elbow has touched her kneecap, my big toe has touched her ear lobe, and my penis has touched her vagina.

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**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2012, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-moon-land/613291/12 "2012-02-19T11:07:17Z")

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No, but one time my younger sister told me that she and her classmates all mooned passers-by at a sleepover when she was in 9th grade. I was shocked, I’ve never mooned anyone in my life. Hell, at that point it would be another 3 years before anyone saw my naked ass (my first college boyfriend).
