# Have you ever offered what you thought was a prostitute a sincere ride or

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-offered-what-you-thought-was-a-prostitute-a-sincere-ride-or/976920>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 21, 2022, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-offered-what-you-thought-was-a-prostitute-a-sincere-ride-or/976920 "2022-12-21T19:17:31Z")\
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**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2022, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-offered-what-you-thought-was-a-prostitute-a-sincere-ride-or/976920/21 "2022-12-26T15:45:46Z")

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$5 date? Sounds like desperation, lucky you weren’t [trick rolled.](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)

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**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2022, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-offered-what-you-thought-was-a-prostitute-a-sincere-ride-or/976920/22 "2022-12-26T16:10:03Z")

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> [@Mallard](#):
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> I offered a prostitute a ride and paid her, her going rate in order that I could use the HOV lane to get to a baseball game quicker. 🤑

Larry David, is that you?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2022, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-offered-what-you-thought-was-a-prostitute-a-sincere-ride-or/976920/23 "2022-12-26T16:13:07Z")

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How much do they typically charge for a “sincere ride”?

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**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2022, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-offered-what-you-thought-was-a-prostitute-a-sincere-ride-or/976920/24 "2022-12-26T18:59:02Z")

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The opposite for me, I offered a ride to what I thought was a hapless hitchhiker that turned out to be a hooker.

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**Author:** ![Pavelb1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@Pavelb1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pavelb1)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2022, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-offered-what-you-thought-was-a-prostitute-a-sincere-ride-or/976920/25 "2022-12-26T21:42:52Z")

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How about the opposite, he’s trying to get home faster.

(While getting bailed out)

"Larry you dumbshit, what did you say to her??

(Larry David voice) “I just asked how much she charges? And she asked what do I want and I said I want to go home! She said ‘Do you want to go all the way’ and I said YES!! Of course I want to get all the way home!”

(Music plays)

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**Author:** ![Mallard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Mallard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mallard)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2022, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-offered-what-you-thought-was-a-prostitute-a-sincere-ride-or/976920/26 "2022-12-27T13:34:38Z")

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> [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](#):
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> > [@Mallard](#):
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> > I offered a prostitute a ride and paid her, her going rate in order that I could use the HOV lane to get to a baseball game quicker. 🤑
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> Larry David, is that you?

Definitely some prize winners here. 🤪 😝

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