# Have you ever personally known someone who was murdered?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-personally-known-someone-who-was-murdered/519797>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 3, 2009, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-personally-known-someone-who-was-murdered/519797 "2009-12-03T02:38:41Z")\
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**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2016, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-personally-known-someone-who-was-murdered/519797/161 "2016-04-13T04:00:46Z")

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Zombie? Well, I’ll participate… Yes, a friend of mine was murdered. She was a dear, darlin’ gal, mad as a hatter, one of the single most daft people you could ever hope to know. Completely stone bonkers. Yet friendly and cheerful and wide-eyed and goofy. She was like one of those goofy flop-eared dogs. No brains, but lovable.

Someone killed her, alongside a lonely country road, by beating her head in with a baseball bat.

Everyone who knew her, at some point, wanted to slap her…but no one had any reason to kill her.

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**Author:** ![Kaio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c68b51/32.png) [@Kaio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaio)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2016, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-personally-known-someone-who-was-murdered/519797/162 "2016-04-13T07:29:04Z")

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Caught by the zombie…

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