# Have you ever seen a grown man naked? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 12, 2014, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399 "2014-08-12T21:50:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c67d28/32.png) [@Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weird_AL_Einstein)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2014, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/1 "2014-08-12T21:50:51Z")
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**Author:** ![kk\_fusion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kk_fusion/32/15276_2.png) [@kk\_fusion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kk_fusion)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2014, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/2 "2014-08-12T21:56:50Z")
Surely you _can’t be_ serious. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2014, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/3 "2014-08-12T22:02:41Z")
No, but I like gladiator movies. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2014, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/4 "2014-08-12T22:34:09Z")
My dad says you don’t try very hard, except in the playoffs. ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2014, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/5 "2014-08-12T22:35:46Z")
Only in a Turkish prison. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2014, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/6 "2014-08-12T22:45:45Z")
Roger, Roger! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2014, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/7 "2014-08-12T22:59:15Z")
Yes, I remember, I had lasagna. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2014, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/8 "2014-08-12T23:11:38Z")
> [@Weird\_AL\_Einstein](#): > > … You saw one with three balls?:eek: ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2014, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/9 "2014-08-12T23:19:16Z")
I haven’t voted in the poll because I don’t understand the responses. Are they from a show or a comic? Call me ignorant, but I am being honest. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2014, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/10 "2014-08-12T23:23:13Z")
He’s a menace to himself and everything else in the air. Yes, birds too. ---
**Author:** ![BDBoop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5e9695/32.png) [@BDBoop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BDBoop)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2014, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/11 "2014-08-12T23:26:49Z")
Perfection. ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2014, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/12 "2014-08-12T23:32:17Z")
And don’t call me Shirley! ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2014, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/13 "2014-08-12T23:42:41Z")
Can’t vote. Busy being chased by Indians. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2014, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/14 "2014-08-12T23:58:24Z")
Does Otto count? ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/15 "2014-08-13T00:32:35Z")
Roger, Roger. We have clearance, Clarence. ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/16 "2014-08-13T00:50:35Z")
What’s the vector, Victor? ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/17 "2014-08-13T01:12:35Z")
Well, every damn day in the locker room. Has any guy here never been in a gym locker room?? Or is this a whoosh? ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/18 "2014-08-13T01:17:52Z")
I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue. Rapunzel, the tower! ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/19 "2014-08-13T01:20:14Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > Has any guy here never been in a gym locker room?? Or is this a whoosh? Do you mean the whoosh of something in the sky? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/20 "2014-08-13T01:25:32Z")
> [@CheshireKat](#): > > Do you mean the whoosh of something in the sky? 😉 “It’s the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year’s Day.” “Goodyear?” “No, the worst.” Looked like I picked the wrong week to quit taking amphetamines. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399.md?page=2)