# Have you ever seen a grown man naked? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 12, 2014, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399 "2014-08-12T21:50:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2014, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/181 "2014-08-21T15:37:59Z")
It’s the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that’s not important right now. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2014, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/182 "2014-08-21T18:33:49Z")
Joey, have you ever been in a… in a Turkish prison? ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2014, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/183 "2014-08-21T18:36:19Z")
Mayday! Mayday! ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2014, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/184 "2014-08-21T19:14:50Z")
> [@RTFirefly](#): > > Mayday! Mayday! Mayday? What the hell does that mean? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2014, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/185 "2014-08-21T20:30:26Z")
Municipal bonds, Ted! I’m talking double A rating, the best investment in America. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2014, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/186 "2014-08-21T21:36:41Z")
Johnny, what’s happened so far? Well, first the earth cooled. Then the dinosaurs roamed free !!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![DZedNConfused](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dzednconfused/32/15991_2.png) [@DZedNConfused](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DZedNConfused)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2014, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/187 "2014-08-21T23:14:23Z")
All right, everybody get in your crash positions! ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/188 "2014-08-22T00:00:00Z")
No wonder you’re upset. She’s lovely. And a darling figure… supple, pouting breasts… firm thighs. It’s a shame you two don’t get along. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/189 "2014-08-22T00:11:16Z")
When we reenlist, I’ll teach 'em baseball. ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/190 "2014-08-22T00:35:48Z")
It’s Enrico Pallazzo! (This is the only time I have ever _literally_ fallen out of my seat laughing.) ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/191 "2014-08-22T00:50:57Z")
Seven. Lt. Zip died this morning. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/192 "2014-08-22T03:39:28Z")
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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/193 "2014-08-22T04:53:38Z")
Mayday? Why, that’s the Russian New Year! I know: we’ll have a big parade and we’ll serve hot hors d’oeuvres… ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/194 "2014-08-22T19:44:46Z")
All right, Striker, you listen, and listen close. Flying a plane is no different from riding a bicycle; it’s just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes. ---
**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/195 "2014-08-22T23:01:54Z")
And I can sum it all up in just one word: courage, dedication, daring, pride, pluck, spirit, grit, mettle, and G-U-T-S guts. Why, Ted Striker’s got more guts in his little finger than most of us have in our large intestine. Including the colon! ---
**Author:** ![boffking](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/858c86/32.png) [@boffking](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boffking)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2014, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/196 "2014-08-23T03:36:12Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > I blame Mister Falcon. So you knew him before he was a Captain? ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2014, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/197 "2014-08-23T03:46:35Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > Golly! Excuse me, stewardess, I speak jive. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2014, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/198 "2014-08-23T04:41:10Z")
Lookie here. I can dig grease ‘n chompin’ on some buns and draggin’ through the garden. ---
**Author:** ![Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c67d28/32.png) [@Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weird_AL_Einstein)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2014, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/199 "2014-08-26T16:39:04Z")
Nick, I’ve tried everything…the embassy, the German government, the consulate. I even talked to the U.N. ambassador. It’s no use. I just can’t bring my wife to orgasm. ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2014, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/200 "2014-08-26T17:19:25Z")
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