# Have you ever seen a grown man naked? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 12, 2014, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399 "2014-08-12T21:50:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2014, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/201 "2014-08-26T17:21:52Z")
“…Someone fed me a bowl of soup, and some bread. The days slipped into weeks. Then one day, when I was helping out in Pre-Teen Maternity during their semi-annual Lincoln’s Birthday Sale, I heard they were looking for a new jingle. So I got a guitar, and wrote down a tune that had been creeping and crawling around in my head. It went something like this…” \*Are you lonesome tonight, is your kitchen a sight Is your wardrobe all rundown and bare Is your lipstick all smeared, are your stockings not sheer Do they make your legs show all your hair Do the tears on your pillow roll down as you turn Do they short out the blanket and make the sheets burn Is your heart filled with pain, will you come back again Shop at Macy’s and love me tonight.\* Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2014, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/202 "2014-08-26T17:58:03Z")
> [@GargoyleWB](#): > > And I can sum it all up in just one word: courage, dedication, daring, pride, pluck, spirit, grit, mettle, and G-U-T-S guts. Why, Ted Striker’s got more guts in his little finger than most of us have in our large intestine. Including the colon! Wait where is this from? I don’t remember this part in Airplane and I _know_ Airplane > [@Shodan](#): > > “…Someone fed me a bowl of soup, and some bread. The days slipped into weeks. Then one day, when I was helping out in Pre-Teen Maternity during their semi-annual Lincoln’s Birthday Sale, I heard they were looking for a new jingle. So I got a guitar, and wrote down a tune that had been creeping and crawling around in my head. It went something like this…” > > \*Are you lonesome tonight, is your kitchen a sight > Is your wardrobe all rundown and bare > Is your lipstick all smeared, are your stockings not sheer > Do they make your legs show all your hair > > Do the tears on your pillow roll down as you turn > Do they short out the blanket and make the sheets burn > Is your heart filled with pain, will you come back again > Shop at Macy’s and love me tonight.\* > > Regards, > Shodan This is fantastic. Please tell me you did this from memory ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2014, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/203 "2014-08-26T18:16:17Z")
> [@Sir\_T-Cups](#): > > Wait where is this from? I don’t remember this part in Airplane and I _know_ Airplane! _Airplane II: The Sequel_ ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2014, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/204 "2014-08-26T18:17:16Z")
I don’t know if anyone posted this here but someone taught their budgie quotes from airplane and it’s awesome, especially the “what’s a parakeet” bit. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/RTnVvAb3BRk/maxresdefault.jpg "You Sank My Baby Bird!") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTnVvAb3BRk) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2014, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/205 "2014-08-26T18:21:09Z")
“I have to go to the airport. There’s juice in the fridge. You can let yourself out the back.” :: whinny :: ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2014, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/206 "2014-08-26T21:33:58Z")
“Dump every light we have on the runway!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/207 "2014-08-27T01:14:28Z")
Don’t you start up with your White Zone shit again, Betty. ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/208 "2014-08-27T02:48:23Z")
No, I’ve been nervous lots of times. ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/209 "2014-08-27T12:55:04Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > _Airplane II: The Sequel_ Ohhhhh okay, that makes sense. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/210 "2014-08-27T14:31:02Z")
> [@Sir\_T-Cups](#): > > This is fantastic. Please tell me you did this from memory I am ashamed to say I did. I have seen _Top Secret!_ at least a dozen times, and memorized most of the dialogue. Regards, Chocolat Mousse ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/211 "2014-08-27T14:57:21Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > I am ashamed to say I did. I have seen _Top Secret!_ at least a dozen times, and memorized most of the dialogue. > > Regards, > Chocolat Mousse My lasting memory of Top Secret was the crew sneaking up to the enemy camp, Val Kilmer turns around and “shushes” the crowd, then they continue walking, but the audio of the ground/leaves underneath them was cut out An underrated ZAZ movie ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/212 "2014-08-27T15:17:49Z")
“Latrine!!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/213 "2014-08-27T15:23:42Z")
I liked that the East German Big Bad Guy had a rubber stamp that read, in English, _Find them and kill them._ ---
**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/214 "2014-08-27T16:14:54Z")
This is _not_ Mel Torme! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/215 "2014-08-27T16:48:22Z")
Well, I have this pamphlet on Jewish sports heroes… ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/216 "2014-08-27T17:02:49Z")
Ah yes, I remember. I had lasagna. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/217 "2014-08-27T17:24:13Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > I liked that the East German Big Bad Guy had a rubber stamp that read, in English, _Find them and kill them._ I enjoyed the singing of the national anthem by the East German women’s Olympic team (which was bodybuilders in drag). \*Hail, hail, East Germany, Land of wine and grape. Land where you will seriously regret Any attempt to escape. No matter if you tunnel under the wall Or take a running jump. Forget it. The guards will kill you If the electrified fence doesn’t first.\* Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/218 "2014-08-27T17:30:21Z")
So where is the ZAZ blu-ray huh? If I could get both Hot Shots, and Top Secret in one disk I would be a happy camper (hell throw Airplane 2 in there even tho it’s not exactly them) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/219 "2014-08-27T19:50:43Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > …the East German women’s Olympic team (which was bodybuilders in drag)… You’ve probably already seen this: [1 Million+ Free Pictures For Free to Download | Wallpapers.com](http://cdn1.iofferphoto.com/img/item/146/349/345/fyCB.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/220 "2014-08-27T22:47:29Z")
> [@Sir\_T-Cups](#): > > So where is the ZAZ blu-ray huh? > > If I could get both Hot Shots, and Top Secret in one disk I would be a happy camper (hell throw Airplane 2 in there even tho it’s not exactly them) Why not Criterion Collection, while we’re wishing? (They do both DVD and Blu-Ray in the same box.:o) THESE FILMS ARE AS CLASSIC AS FREAKIN’ \*LA STRADA \*OR _FRANCES HA_!!!11!!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399.md?page=12)