# Have you ever seen a grown man naked? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 12, 2014, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399 "2014-08-12T21:50:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2014, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/241 "2014-09-02T18:28:47Z")
One of my favorite sight gags was the folks lining up to abuse the panicky woman. The best part was near the begining. Dr. Rumack is slapping her around when he gets word thta he’s needed elswhere. Just as he’s straightening up to leave, he whips a last vicious slap on the poor lady. The sheer nastiness of it was hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![Haunted\_Pasta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/94ad74/32.png) [@Haunted\_Pasta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Haunted_Pasta)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2014, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/242 "2014-09-02T19:03:27Z")
> [@PorchePine](#): > > I just re-watched this wonderful movie (partially on account of this thread) and never realized something. _Airplane!_ is rated PG. The truth hurts, doesn’t it? Sure, maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with no seat on it, but it STILL HURTS! ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2014, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/243 "2014-09-02T20:25:08Z")
From the TV edit: Elaine: Ted the lake! the lake! Ted: But we’re over Nebraska! Elaine: Ted the cornfields! the cornfields! (or something like that, I think I’ve seen the scene literally twice) ---
**Author:** ![hotflungwok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/edb3f5/32.png) [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2014, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/244 "2014-09-02T20:58:26Z")
The popcorn you’re eating has been pissed in, film at 11. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/245 "2014-09-03T04:10:46Z")
You can’t take a guess for another two hours? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/246 "2014-09-03T04:31:48Z")
I’ve been listening to that horse shit of yours for months, and you can take that crap and blow it out your ass. ---
**Author:** ![Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c67d28/32.png) [@Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weird_AL_Einstein)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/247 "2014-09-04T18:40:34Z")
From the makers of the original “Airplane!” (not the Wright brothers) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/248 "2014-09-04T19:30:27Z")
OK, boys, let’s get some pictures. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/249 "2014-09-04T19:36:52Z")
Where’s Cooper? He’s over there in the corner with a couple of tramps. ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/250 "2014-09-04T20:02:49Z")
Gimme ham on 5 hold the mayo ---
**Author:** ![JustinC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justinc/32/8083_2.png) [@JustinC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustinC)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/251 "2014-09-05T08:38:35Z")
They bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting into… ---
**Author:** ![Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c67d28/32.png) [@Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weird_AL_Einstein)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2014, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/252 "2014-09-08T19:41:06Z")
Ladies and gentleman, this is your stewardess speaking. We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused. This is due to periodic air pockets we encountered. There’s no reason to become alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2014, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/253 "2014-09-08T20:18:24Z")
> [@JustinC](#): > > They bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting into… …I say…let em crash! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/254 "2014-09-09T00:50:11Z")
No, the _white_ phone. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/255 "2014-09-09T01:18:13Z")
Yes, birds too! ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/256 "2014-09-09T04:19:08Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > Yes, birds too! I am hoping this is in response to the parakeet\* video I posted on the previous page and not a quote from the movie that I’ve forgotten. \*Parakeet? What is it? It’s a green and yellow bird that talks but that’s not important right now. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/257 "2014-09-09T04:23:21Z")
I think you’re the greatest, but my dad says you don’t work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don’t even run down court. And that you don’t really try… except during the playoffs. ---
**Author:** ![Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c67d28/32.png) [@Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weird_AL_Einstein)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/258 "2014-09-10T19:44:52Z")
WZAZ in Chicago, where disco lives _forever_! ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/259 "2014-09-10T19:50:56Z")
> [@hotflungwok](#): > > The popcorn you’re eating has been pissed in, film at 11. That was _The Groove Tube_, if I am not mistaken. Now all the big kids have to leave the room for Make-Believe Time! Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![hotflungwok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/edb3f5/32.png) [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/260 "2014-09-10T19:56:33Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > That was _The Groove Tube_, if I am not mistaken. > > Now all the big kids have to leave the room for Make-Believe Time! > > Regards, > Shodan You are mistaken. It’s the opening line to _Kentucky Fried Movie_. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399.md?page=14)