# Have you ever seen a grown man naked? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 12, 2014, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399 "2014-08-12T21:50:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/261 "2014-09-10T20:24:56Z")
> [@Wile\_E](#): > > I am hoping this is in response to the parakeet\* video I posted on the previous page and not a quote from the movie that I’ve forgotten. > > \*Parakeet? What is it? It’s a green and yellow bird that talks but that’s not important right now. No, it was a quote from the movie. I think it was Rex Kramer on the phone: “He’s a menace to everyone else up there. Yes, birds too.” Something like that anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/262 "2014-09-10T20:33:59Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > No, it was a quote from the movie. I think it was Rex Kramer on the phone: “He’s a menace to everyone else up there. Yes, birds too.” Something like that anyway. Correct on the quote, incorrect on who said it. Not Kramer, just some random dude in the background who was manning the phone ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/263 "2014-09-10T23:59:25Z")
Okay, boys. Let’s get some pictures. ---
**Author:** ![Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c67d28/32.png) [@Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weird_AL_Einstein)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/264 "2014-09-11T20:08:41Z")
I don’t mean to sound forward. I mean, I know I hardly know you. But I don’t think we’re gonna live through this. And… I’ve never been with a man before… ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/265 "2014-09-11T20:19:12Z")
> [@hotflungwok](#): > > You are mistaken. It’s the opening line to _Kentucky Fried Movie_. :smack: “…Talk with your dentist about steps you can take to make your teeth more attractive. Visit a dairy to see how milk is collected and processed for sale. Prepare a series of window displays on traffic safety…” Regards, Dr. Klahn ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/266 "2014-09-11T22:56:45Z")
:: diving board _boiiing_ when leaping back into disco dance :: One of the special 100 or so moments I look for. I never ever realized that joke (consciously) of the propeller sound on the jet plane. Now I have to add that to the permanent thread on stuff you never realized… The speaker before the giving of awards speaks german in a Yiddish accent as heavy as wassamattaforyou is in English. I think all the other German, besides your flaming balls, sir, is in Yiddish. Definitely the conductor who smashes the glass. “Go shit in the sea.” ---
**Author:** ![Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c67d28/32.png) [@Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weird_AL_Einstein)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2014, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/267 "2014-09-14T20:02:03Z")
You owe me a hundred dollars! Now cough it up! ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/268 "2014-09-15T18:41:02Z")
> [@Leo\_Bloom](#): > > :: diving board _boiiing_ when leaping back into disco dance :: > > One of the special 100 or so moments I look for. Best friend of mine and I (just as big an airplane fan as I) requested “stayin alive” at his wedding, and recreated that whole scene. It was fun and I look forward to doing it again at my wedding ---
**Author:** ![Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c67d28/32.png) [@Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weird_AL_Einstein)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/269 "2014-09-24T19:58:57Z")
I’ll give him five more minutes… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/270 "2014-09-25T00:59:47Z")
Jews for Jesus? ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/271 "2014-09-25T19:01:04Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Jews for Jesus? How bout Buddhism? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/272 "2014-09-26T00:56:52Z")
War is hell. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/273 "2014-09-26T12:49:16Z")
So have we used every line from the airplane movies yet? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/274 "2014-09-26T12:52:17Z")
No. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/275 "2014-09-26T13:19:07Z")
Not until someone mentions supple, pouting breasts, and firm thighs. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/276 "2014-09-26T13:21:02Z")
That reminds me, I need to get some chicken for dinner. ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/277 "2014-09-26T13:47:28Z")
Asshole! ---
**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/278 "2014-09-26T17:31:00Z")
“We’ll get them down. Down safe!” _safe lands in background_ ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/279 "2014-09-26T19:59:01Z")
> [@GargoyleWB](#): > > “We’ll get them down. Down safe!” > > _safe lands in background_ "We’ll get them down…right down to the ground! (watermelon slams on the ground) and later “The oil pressure! I forgot to check the oil pressure! When Kramer hears about this the shit’s gonna hit fan” (scene of shit hitting a fan) “Stryker! What the hell are you doing up there?” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/280 "2014-09-26T20:19:32Z")
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