# Have you ever seen a grown man naked? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 12, 2014, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399 "2014-08-12T21:50:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/21 "2014-08-13T01:25:40Z")
Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf’ be messin’ mah old lady… got to be runnin’ cold upside down his head, you know? ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/22 "2014-08-13T01:30:14Z")
…and don’t call me Shirley… ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/23 "2014-08-13T02:22:02Z")
Hi, Jack! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/24 "2014-08-13T02:24:27Z")
Get me Hamm on five; hold the Mayo! ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/25 "2014-08-13T02:25:49Z")
What a pisser. ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/26 "2014-08-13T02:59:31Z")
> [@Ruby](#): > > …and don’t call me Shirley… See post # 12. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![furt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/439d5e/32.png) [@furt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furt)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/27 "2014-08-13T03:17:42Z")
I want to know everything that’s happened up till now! Well, first the earth cooled… ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/28 "2014-08-13T03:33:50Z")
Can we not all agree on the hospital, please. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/29 "2014-08-13T03:38:48Z")
It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now. ---
**Author:** ![LawMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/30 "2014-08-13T03:44:11Z")
This, apparently, is what happens when you feed a stoner scrambled eggs. ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/31 "2014-08-13T03:51:55Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > I haven’t voted in the poll because I don’t understand the responses. Are they from a show or a comic? > > Call me ignorant, but I am being honest. They’re all lines from the movie “Airplane”. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/32 "2014-08-13T04:02:39Z")
> [@LawMonkey](#): > > This, apparently, is what happens when you feed a stoner scrambled eggs. I blame Mister Falcon. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/33 "2014-08-13T04:12:44Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > I haven’t voted in the poll because I don’t understand the responses. Are they from a show or a comic? > > Call me ignorant, but I am being honest. Then this has to be the most confusing thread you’ve ever read. ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/34 "2014-08-13T04:16:48Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > Well, every damn day in the locker room. > > Has any guy here never been in a gym locker room?? Or is this a whoosh? Have you seen the movie “Airplane”? These are all famous lines of dialogue from it. ---
**Author:** ![Poysyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/35 "2014-08-13T04:34:22Z")
There’s no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you’ll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/36 "2014-08-13T05:43:49Z")
It was worse than Detroit. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/37 "2014-08-13T06:56:20Z")
> [@etv78](#): > > Have you seen the movie “Airplane”? These are all famous lines of dialogue from it. Most, but not all. The rest come from a part of town called Little Italy. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/38 "2014-08-13T08:29:45Z")
I’ll never be over Macho Grande! ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Me](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d2c977/32.png) [@Mr.Me](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Me)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/39 "2014-08-13T12:18:33Z")
There’s a sale at Penny’s! ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/40 "2014-08-13T12:57:02Z")
> [@etv78](#): > > They’re all lines from the movie “Airplane”. > [@etv78](#): > > Have you seen the movie “Airplane”? These are all famous lines of dialogue from it. No they’re not. Some are from The Naked Gun. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399.md?page=3)