# Have you ever seen a grown man naked? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 12, 2014, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399 "2014-08-12T21:50:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/41 "2014-08-13T13:02:02Z")
Oh, it’s all right. I’m sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn’t that right, Mr… Poopy Pants? ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/42 "2014-08-13T13:29:15Z")
> [@etv78](#): > > Have you seen the movie “Airplane”? These are all famous lines of dialogue from it. Chump don’t want the help, chump don’t get the help. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/43 "2014-08-13T13:37:44Z")
> [@Hoopy\_Frood](#): > > No they’re not. Some are from The Naked Gun. Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion. ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/44 "2014-08-13T13:44:16Z")
We’re sorry to bother you at such a time like this, Mrs. Twice. We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn’t dead then. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/45 "2014-08-13T14:09:57Z")
Would you like something to read? Do you have anything light? How about this leaflet, “Famous Jewish Sports Legends?” ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/46 "2014-08-13T14:33:06Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > Call me ignorant, but I am being honest. Hi Ignorant. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/47 "2014-08-13T14:36:00Z")
It’s a completely different kind of flying, altogether! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/48 "2014-08-13T14:54:14Z")
Omnes: “It’s a completely different kind of flying.” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/49 "2014-08-13T15:06:41Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > I haven’t voted in the poll because I don’t understand the responses. Are they from a show or a comic? > > Call me ignorant, but I am being honest. You’ve never seen the movie Airplane? Surely you can’t be serious! ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/50 "2014-08-13T15:08:07Z")
Hey… knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in’, man! ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/51 "2014-08-13T15:09:10Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > You’ve never seen the movie Airplane? Surely you can’t be serious! He is serious. And don’t call him Shirley. I guess it would be okay in the Pit, though. Mods? Oh crap! Did I just Jr Mod? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/52 "2014-08-13T15:09:20Z")
(A couple of times at work, someone has passed on the message “Can you call reception?” and someone else has said “Reception? What is it?” and I’ve been able to say “It’s an office at the front of the building where visitors go, but that’s not important right now” 😃 ) ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/53 "2014-08-13T15:24:07Z")
Mal: did they recognize the reference? ---
**Author:** ![DingoelGringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@DingoelGringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DingoelGringo)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/54 "2014-08-13T15:30:31Z")
> [@Weird\_AL\_Einstein](#): > > … Haven’t you? Wanna see a few pics? ---
**Author:** ![DingoelGringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@DingoelGringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DingoelGringo)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/55 "2014-08-13T15:33:53Z")
> [@etv78](#): > > Have you seen the movie “Airplane”? These are all famous lines of dialogue from it. Wasn’t that 30 years ago? Who gonna remember lines from a movie that old? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/56 "2014-08-13T15:37:26Z")
> [@DingoelGringo](#): > > Wasn’t that 30 years ago? Who gonna remember lines from a movie that old? So you’ve never heard the phrases, “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn” or “I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse”? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/57 "2014-08-13T15:43:52Z")
Here’s looking at you, kid. Play it, Sam. Some people think both Casablanca and Airplane! are just a bunch of clichés strung together. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/58 "2014-08-13T16:44:10Z")
Rosebud. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/59 "2014-08-13T16:47:51Z")
> [@DingoelGringo](#): > > Wasn’t that 30 years ago? Who gonna remember lines from a movie that old? Blucher! ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/60 "2014-08-13T16:58:57Z")
> [@Ranger\_Jeff](#): > > Hey… knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in’, man! Golly! Regards, Shodan [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399.md?page=4)