# Have you ever seen a grown man naked? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 12, 2014, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399 "2014-08-12T21:50:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c67d28/32.png) [@Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weird_AL_Einstein)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/61 "2014-08-13T17:03:06Z")
> [@DingoelGringo](#): > > Wasn’t that 30 years ago? Who gonna remember lines from a movie that old? Maybe _this_ will refresh your memory: [http://twentydollarbill.info/US\_$20\_twenty\_dollar\_bill.jpg](http://twentydollarbill.info/US_$20_twenty_dollar_bill.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/62 "2014-08-13T20:08:33Z")
What can I make out of this? Why, I can make a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl… ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/63 "2014-08-13T20:15:52Z")
> [@DingoelGringo](#): > > Wasn’t that 30 years ago? Who gonna remember lines from a movie that old? Jesus wept. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/64 "2014-08-13T20:27:48Z")
> [@DingoelGringo](#): > > Wasn’t that 30 years ago? Who gonna remember lines from a movie that old? > [@silenus](#): > > Jesus wept. King Tut ain’t too happy, either. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/65 "2014-08-13T20:31:43Z")
Cheshire: What about Steve Martin? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/66 "2014-08-13T20:40:07Z")
> [@etv78](#): > > Cheshire: What about Steve Martin? Buried in his[jammies!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgTPH5y1-ZI) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/67 "2014-08-13T21:04:23Z")
Just remember, the white zone is for loading and unloading. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/68 "2014-08-13T21:21:26Z")
And that, more than anything else, led to my drinking problem. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/69 "2014-08-13T21:47:29Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > I haven’t voted in the poll because I don’t understand the responses. Are they from a show or a comic? > > Call me ignorant, but I am being honest. Officers Booker and Takeraway. ---
**Author:** ![Marine\_One](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/marine_one/32/3461_2.png) [@Marine\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marine_One)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/70 "2014-08-13T22:52:52Z")
‘S’mofo butter layin’ me to da’ BONE! Jackin’ me up… tight me! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/71 "2014-08-13T23:01:01Z")
I haven’t felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/72 "2014-08-14T05:09:34Z")
Moving over to Cafe Society. ---
**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/73 "2014-08-14T05:20:18Z")
Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/74 "2014-08-14T05:35:48Z")
“Who are you and how’d you get in here?” “I’m a locksmith. And I’m a locksmith.” ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/75 "2014-08-14T06:04:28Z")
I take it black. Like my men. ---
**Author:** ![erysichthon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d07c76/32.png) [@erysichthon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erysichthon)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/76 "2014-08-14T06:40:50Z")
Okay, boys … let’s get some pictures! ---
**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/77 "2014-08-14T07:42:02Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Then this has to be the most confusing thread you’ve ever read. I hadn’t ever heard the reference before, but still, this thread is not the most confusing thread I’ve ever read by a longshot. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/78 "2014-08-14T08:16:25Z")
When I got home, I received a call from Mimi DuJour. She said she wanted to see me at the club right away. Since I had no idea where the Club Rightaway was, I suggested the Club Flamingo. She agreed. ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/79 "2014-08-14T08:26:22Z")
I note these quotes are from a very limited set of films. Why not open it up to ALL the other films of that genre of comedy? There MUST be gems in even the lousiest of them. (And I almost wrote “surely” _twice_. Yeesh.) ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/80 "2014-08-14T09:28:13Z")
> [@Leaper](#): > > Why not open it up to ALL the other films of that genre of comedy? There MUST be gems in even the lousiest of them. I know. It all sounds like some bad movie. _[slowly turns towards the camera]_ But in all seriousness, confining this thread to just the ZAZ oeuvre should last about a hundred pages, and then some. 🆒 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399.md?page=5)