# Have you ever seen a grown man naked? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 12, 2014, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399 "2014-08-12T21:50:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/81 "2014-08-14T09:58:15Z")
Well, I’ll give it another twenty pages. But that’s it. ---
**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/82 "2014-08-14T10:42:41Z")
Is this some kind of bust? ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/83 "2014-08-14T12:57:17Z")
> [@Penfeather](#): > > Is this some kind of bust? Yes, it’s very impressive. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/84 "2014-08-14T13:17:51Z")
No, we can’t do that, the risk of a flame-out is too great. Keep 'em at 24,000. **No, feet.** ---
**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/85 "2014-08-14T13:22:18Z")
i once saw a pole vaulter naked. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/86 "2014-08-14T13:26:02Z")
Nice beaver! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/87 "2014-08-14T13:31:32Z")
Thanks! I just had it stuffed. I saw an interview with Leslie Nielsen where he said that, when he decided to say “I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley” in his deadpan way, he had no idea of the impact it would have. Total strangers would come up to him and say “And don’t call me Shirley,” then just walk away. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/88 "2014-08-14T13:35:22Z")
I haven’t seen anything like this since the Anita Bryant concert. ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/89 "2014-08-14T13:58:13Z")
I can’t tell you that. It’s classified. ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/90 "2014-08-14T14:29:42Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > I haven’t voted in the poll because I don’t understand the responses. Are they from a show or a comic? > > Call me ignorant, but I am being honest. Know what is sad? I did recognize the lines are from Airplane … a movie I have never, in fact, seen. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/91 "2014-08-14T14:37:06Z")
> [@Malthus](#): > > Know what is sad? I did recognize the lines are from Airplane … a movie I have never, in fact, seen. 😃 Rent it or Netflix it or whatever - it’s so much fun to watch. Extremely hokey, but a classic. What about \*Young Frankenstein \*- have you seen that one? It’s another fountain of quotable lines. ---
**Author:** ![SaharaTea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SaharaTea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaharaTea)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/92 "2014-08-14T14:36:42Z")
I haven’t felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film. ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/93 "2014-08-14T14:47:56Z")
> [@CheshireKat](#): > > Rent it or Netflix it or whatever - it’s so much fun to watch. Extremely hokey, but a classic. > > What about \*Young Frankenstein \*- have you seen that one? It’s another fountain of quotable lines. Yup, saw Young Frankenstein many years ago. Due for a re-watch. Maybe as a double-bill with Airplane. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/94 "2014-08-14T14:50:03Z")
It was one of those all night wicker places. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/95 "2014-08-14T14:50:31Z")
“. . .it’s an entirely different kind of flying, altogether.” (everybody else) “It’s an entirely different kind of flying.” ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/96 "2014-08-14T14:51:35Z")
“Can you beat the champ?” “I can take him blindfolded.” “What if he’s not blindfolded?!” ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/97 "2014-08-14T14:54:55Z")
> [@blondebear](#): > > Just remember, the white zone is for loading and unloading. The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone. Hey, aren’t you Kareem Abdul Jabbar? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/98 "2014-08-14T14:56:05Z")
We would’ve come earlier, but your husband wasn’t dead then. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/99 "2014-08-14T15:34:34Z")
Cigarette? Yes, I know. ---
**Author:** ![Scougs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scougs/32/3158_2.png) [@Scougs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scougs)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/100 "2014-08-14T16:11:22Z")
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