# Have you ever seen a grown man naked? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 12, 2014, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399 "2014-08-12T21:50:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/101 "2014-08-14T16:19:32Z")
Oh really? Why don’t you just say what this is _really_ about. You want me to have an abortion. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/102 "2014-08-14T16:34:05Z")
When she leaves here, put a tail on her. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/103 "2014-08-14T16:37:23Z")
What a pisser. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/104 "2014-08-14T17:25:56Z")
> [@DingoelGringo](#): > > Wasn’t that 30 years ago? Who gonna remember lines from a movie that old? Every single person in this thread that shot back a line from the movie. QED. Comments like this are just so absurd and illogical. ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/105 "2014-08-14T18:33:44Z")
I just want to tell everyone in this thread good luck… we’re all counting on you ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/106 "2014-08-14T18:47:20Z")
Jive-ass dude don’t got no brains anyhow! Shiiiiit. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/107 "2014-08-14T18:50:47Z")
I’m Father O’Flanagan, and I am a man of God. Therefore you must trust me when I tell you that we’re all likely going to die. ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/108 "2014-08-14T19:29:06Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > Oh really? Why don’t you just say what this is _really_ about. > > You want me to have an abortion. > > Regards, > Shodan It’s really the only sensible thing to do, if it’s done safely. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/109 "2014-08-14T19:34:48Z")
Yes, I know, things used to be different. I remember when we first met. It was during the war. I was in the Air Force stationed in Drambui, off the Barbary coast. I used to hang out at the Magumba bar. It was a rough place, the seediest dive on the wharf. Populated with every reject and cut-throat from Bombay to Calcutta. Its worse than Detroit. The mood in the place was downright ugly. You wouldn’t walk in there unless you knew how to use your fists. You could count on a fight breaking out almost every night. I didn’t go there that night to fall in love, I just dropped in for a couple of drinks. But, suddenly, there she was. I was captivated, entranced. It hit me like a thunderbolt. I had to ask the guy next to me to pinch me to make sure I wasn’t dreaming. I was afraid to approach her, but that night fate was on my side. We laughed, we talked, we danced. I never wanted it to end. I guess I still don’t. But, enough about me – I hope this hasn’t been boring for you. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/110 "2014-08-14T19:52:24Z")
Oh, it’s a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol! ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/111 "2014-08-14T20:24:42Z")
“How about some coffee, Johnny?” “No, thanks.” ---
**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/112 "2014-08-14T20:27:06Z")
It was a rough place - the seediest dive on the wharf. Populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta. It’s worse than Detroit. ---
**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/113 "2014-08-14T20:48:16Z")
On second thought, how about a Black Russian? ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/114 "2014-08-14T20:52:34Z")
I just want to tell everyone in this thread good luck… we’re all counting on you ---
**Author:** ![Iggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iggy/32/3364_2.png) [@Iggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iggy)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/115 "2014-08-14T20:59:33Z")
Oh stewardess! I speak jive. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/116 "2014-08-14T21:06:47Z")
I guess the foot’s on the other hand now, isn’t it, Kramer? ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/117 "2014-08-14T21:10:49Z")
Jim _never_ vomits at home. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/118 "2014-08-14T21:37:02Z")
How soon can we land? ---
**Author:** ![JohnGalt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johngalt/32/184_2.png) [@JohnGalt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnGalt)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/119 "2014-08-14T21:57:19Z")
And Leon is getting LARGER! ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/120 "2014-08-14T22:24:40Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > How soon can we land? I can’t tell you. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399.md?page=7)