# Have you ever seen a grown man naked? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 12, 2014, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399 "2014-08-12T21:50:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/121 "2014-08-14T22:29:00Z")
You can tell me; I’m a doctor. ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/122 "2014-08-14T22:46:44Z")
Not for two hours. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/123 "2014-08-14T23:02:06Z")
If they find out you’ve seen this, your life will be worth less than a truckload of dead rats in a tampon factory. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/124 "2014-08-14T23:23:48Z")
> [@Ranger\_Jeff](#): > > Not for two hours. You mean you can’t tell me for two hours? ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/125 "2014-08-14T23:42:04Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > You mean you can’t tell me for two hours? No, I mean we can’t land for another two hours. ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2014, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/126 "2014-08-15T00:46:40Z")
Have you ever seen a grown man naked? Yes. He was a mailman. You could tell by his tiny little balls. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2014, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/127 "2014-08-15T01:15:51Z")
Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel things out. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2014, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/128 "2014-08-15T12:52:19Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > Yes, I know, things used to be different. I remember when we first met. It was during the war. I was in the Air Force stationed in Drambui, off the Barbary coast. I used to hang out at the Magumba bar. It was a rough place, the seediest dive on the wharf. Populated with every reject and cut-throat from Bombay to Calcutta. Its worse than Detroit. The mood in the place was downright ugly. You wouldn’t walk in there unless you knew how to use your fists. You could count on a fight breaking out almost every night. I didn’t go there that night to fall in love, I just dropped in for a couple of drinks. But, suddenly, there she was. I was captivated, entranced. It hit me like a thunderbolt. I had to ask the guy next to me to pinch me to make sure I wasn’t dreaming. I was afraid to approach her, but that night fate was on my side. We laughed, we talked, we danced. I never wanted it to end. I guess I still don’t. But, enough about me – I hope this hasn’t been boring for you. This loses so much without the visuals. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2014, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/129 "2014-08-15T15:00:53Z")
My father thought of it while he was shaving. ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2014, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/130 "2014-08-15T15:16:29Z")
Don’t you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping! ---
**Author:** ![CodeB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85e7bf/32.png) [@CodeB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CodeB)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2014, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/131 "2014-08-15T16:19:32Z")
Do you like gladiator movies? ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2014, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/132 "2014-08-15T16:32:53Z")
> [@Nonsuch](#): > > My father thought of it while he was shaving. It’s alright; I know a little German. ETA: Now I want to go skeet surfing. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2014, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/133 "2014-08-15T16:50:09Z")
Yes, this is the Potato Farm. Regards, Albert Potato ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2014, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/134 "2014-08-15T17:33:22Z")
> [@Ranger\_Jeff](#): > > Don’t you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping! Listen Betty, don’t start up with your white zone shit again! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2014, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/135 "2014-08-15T17:41:32Z")
> [@Casey1505](#): > > This loses so much without the visuals. Yeah, so many of the best gags were visual: Rex Cramer stepping through the mirror; dramatically taking off his glasses twice; running down a cyclist while driving… ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2014, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/136 "2014-08-15T20:28:10Z")
Shep, sit! Sit! ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2014, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/137 "2014-08-15T20:40:20Z")
> [@Sherrerd](#): > > Shep, sit! Sit! He gets so excited when new people come around (my favorite part of that whole bit is two-fold: 1. It’s a golden retreiver, the most boring and low-key dog ever to pretend to be ferocious. And B. That his tail is wagging the entire time) ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2014, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/138 "2014-08-15T20:53:35Z")
“Cigarette?” “Yes, it is.” ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2014, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/139 "2014-08-15T21:15:06Z")
> [@Sir\_T-Cups](#): > > He gets so excited when new people come around > > (my favorite part of that whole bit is two-fold: 1. It’s a golden retreiver, the most boring and low-key dog ever to pretend to be ferocious. And B. That his tail is wagging the entire time) Absolutely. The bit wouldn’t have been funny if they’d used a pit bull or mastiff or Doberman–we’d have been genuinely worried for the actor. Comedy is delicate… ---
**Author:** ![Iggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iggy/32/3364_2.png) [@Iggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iggy)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2014, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/140 "2014-08-15T21:47:42Z")
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