# Have you ever seen a grown man naked? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 12, 2014, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399 "2014-08-12T21:50:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2014, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/141 "2014-08-15T22:01:18Z")
Groucho Marx himslef would have been proud of this routine: > [@](#): > > Hector Savage. From Detroit. Ex-boxer. His real name was Joey Chicago. > > - Oh, yeah. He fought under the name of Kid Minneapolis. > > - I saw Kid Minneapolis fight once. In Cincinnati. > > - No you’re thinking of Kid New York. He fought out of Philly. > > - He was killed in the ring in Houston. By Tex Colorado. You know, the Arizona Assassin. > > - Yeah, from Dakota. I don’t remember it was North or South. > > - North. South Dakota was his brother. From West Virginia. > > - You sure know your boxing. > > - All I know is never bet on the white guy. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2014, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/142 "2014-08-15T23:14:42Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > My dad says you don’t try very hard, except in the playoffs. The hell I don’t! LISTEN, KID! I’ve been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I’m out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes! ---
**Author:** ![Iggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iggy/32/3364_2.png) [@Iggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iggy)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2014, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/143 "2014-08-15T23:29:39Z")
He’s all over the place! Nine hundred feet up to thirteen hundred feet! What an asshole! ---
**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2014, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/144 "2014-08-16T10:32:04Z")
Good bye, darling! ---
**Author:** ![Barking\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Barking\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barking_Dog)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2014, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/145 "2014-08-17T05:54:51Z")
To the tower! Rapunzel! Rapunzel! ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2014, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/146 "2014-08-17T05:59:41Z")
Are we talking existential being, or anthropomorphic deity? ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2014, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/147 "2014-08-17T10:32:56Z")
I’d just come from the stockyards. We’d gotten reports that hundreds of cows had been senselessly slaughtered in the area, but I couldn’t find any evidence. I stopped for a hamburger and checked in with headquarters. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/148 "2014-08-18T01:33:08Z")
I’m scared. I’ve never been so scared. And besides, I’m 26 and I’m not married. ---
**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/149 "2014-08-18T01:37:19Z")
You dropped your phony dog poop! ---
**Author:** ![Lasciel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e79b87/32.png) [@Lasciel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lasciel)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/150 "2014-08-18T01:52:53Z")
> [@Iggy](#): > > Oh stewardess! I speak jive. Jus’ hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da rebound on da med side. Shiiiiit. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/151 "2014-08-18T01:57:31Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > I’m scared. I’ve never been so scared. And besides, I’m 26 and I’m not married. Well, to be honest, I’ve never been so scared in my life. But at least I have a husband. ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/152 "2014-08-18T03:01:08Z")
> [@GargoyleWB](#): > > You dropped your phony dog poop! What phony dog poop? ---
**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/153 "2014-08-18T18:34:43Z")
> [@Scougs](#): > > Severe shell shock. Thinks he’s Ethel Merman. War is hell. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/154 "2014-08-18T19:32:02Z")
> [@42fish](#): > > War is hell. You try telling that to George Zip! ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/155 "2014-08-18T19:49:06Z")
No, I’ve been nervous before. ---
**Author:** ![Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c67d28/32.png) [@Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weird_AL_Einstein)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/156 "2014-08-19T14:36:54Z")
Dyslexia For Cure Found ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/157 "2014-08-19T17:43:48Z")
I just want to tell everyone in this thread good luck… we’re all counting on you ---
**Author:** ![SykoSkotty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@SykoSkotty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SykoSkotty)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/158 "2014-08-19T18:35:43Z")
_unplugs SDMB server…plugs it back in_ Just kidding! Muahahahhaaa ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/159 "2014-08-19T20:41:11Z")
And with every exterior shot of the jet: _Bwawwrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…_ ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/160 "2014-08-19T23:01:58Z")
I guess the foot’s on the other hand now, isn’t it, Kramer? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399.md?page=9)