# Have you ever seen a grown man naked? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 12, 2014, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399 "2014-08-12T21:50:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c67d28/32.png) [@Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weird_AL_Einstein)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2014, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/161 "2014-08-20T12:54:13Z")
Author of "A Tale of Two Cities:[RIGHT]Charles Dickens[/RIGHT] Shave and a Haircut:[RIGHT]Two Bits[/RIGHT] ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2014, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/162 "2014-08-20T12:57:21Z")
> [@gotpasswords](#): > > And with every exterior shot of the jet: > _Bwawwrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…_ That joke was not originally in the script. ZAZ wanted the plane to be a prop plane but the studio demanded that it be a modern jet airliner. So they used the prop plane sound over shots of a jet. Voila, a gag and a subtle “screw you” to the studio. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2014, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/163 "2014-08-20T13:12:03Z")
No… that’s just what they’ll _expect_ us to do… ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2014, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/164 "2014-08-20T14:41:14Z")
Souvenirs! Novelties! Party tricks! ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2014, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/165 "2014-08-20T14:43:40Z")
“We have no tower, sir.” “No tower?” “Just a bridge.” “Damn it, why the hell aren’t I notified about these things?!” ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2014, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/166 "2014-08-20T15:03:15Z")
Me, John, big tree! ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2014, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/167 "2014-08-20T17:57:35Z")
> [@Nonsuch](#): > > “We have no tower, sir.” > “No tower?” > “Just a bridge.” > “Damn it, why the hell aren’t I notified about these things?!” The tower?!?! RAPUNZEL! RAPUNZEL! ---
**Author:** ![Alma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Alma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alma)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2014, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/168 "2014-08-20T18:26:27Z")
There is only one riverrrrrrrrrrr…(pop) ---
**Author:** ![leftfield6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leftfield6/32/18780_2.png) [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2014, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/169 "2014-08-20T19:32:32Z")
…your husband and the others are alive, but unconscious. Just like Gerald Ford. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2014, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/170 "2014-08-20T20:01:23Z")
Act II: Gesundheit ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2014, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/171 "2014-08-20T20:05:36Z")
You wouldn’t have been in this mess if you hadn’t given up Tommy John. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2014, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/172 "2014-08-20T21:47:54Z")
Oh say can you see By the dawn’s early light What so proudly we hail In the twilight’s last gleaming? Whose bright stripes and broad stars In the perilous night For the ramparts we watched uh, da-da-da-da-da-daaaa. And the rocket’s red glare Lots of bombs in the air Gave proof to the night That we still had our flag. Oh say does that flag banner wave Over a-a-all that’s free And the home of the land And the land of the - FREE! ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2014, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/173 "2014-08-21T01:32:42Z")
Smack 'em jack 'em! ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2014, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/174 "2014-08-21T01:43:54Z")
> [@Bumbershoot](#): > > Smack 'em jack 'em! Nitpick: I believe it’s “Smack 'em yak 'em” ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2014, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/175 "2014-08-21T02:03:46Z")
Shep, sit! Sit! Shep, no! Shep, come! He gets so excited when new people are here. Are you a pilot yourself? No, I’m … [_Shep eyeballs the poor visitor with a priceless look of canine imbecility, and with a terrific leap launches himself bodily at him, knocks him to the ground, and proceeds to tear at his clothing as Kramer comes downstairs, oblivious to all, muttering about the FAA and cheats and liars in the airline business._] A most memorable scene if one is personally in the middle of doggie-training a large puppy right about that time! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2014, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/176 "2014-08-21T02:07:48Z")
> [@Bumbershoot](#): > > Nitpick: I believe it’s “Smack 'em yak 'em” UMMMM I believe it’s: Lay ya down and smack em yak em ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2014, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/177 "2014-08-21T02:33:45Z")
> [@Sir\_T-Cups](#): > > UMMMM > > I believe it’s: Lay ya down and smack em yak em Golly! ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2014, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/178 "2014-08-21T05:35:53Z")
Do you realize that because of you this city is being overrun by baboons? Well, isn’t that the fault of the voters? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2014, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/179 "2014-08-21T13:45:48Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > I guess the foot’s on the other hand now, isn’t it, Kramer? It’s a good thing you don’t know how much he hates your guts. ---
**Author:** ![Mixolydian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/da6949/32.png) [@Mixolydian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mixolydian)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2014, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399/180 "2014-08-21T15:24:51Z")
Where did you get that dress, it’s awful, and those shoes and that coat, jeeeeez! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-grown-man-naked/695399.md?page=10)