# Have you ever seen an actor who never made a bad film?

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**Created:** [November 16, 2023, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-an-actor-who-never-made-a-bad-film/993268 "2023-11-16T22:20:33Z")\
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I have. I’ve been working my way through Denzel Washington’s films and so far nary a stinker. Remarkable. And rare.

I’ve seen all his great films, and all of his very good ones, most several times. Today i saw Roman j. Israel, which has its issues, but by no means a bad movie. Next, the Equalizer. Scraping the bottom of the barrel soon.

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Roger Ebert proposed the Stanton-Walsh Rule: “no movie featuring either Harry Dean Stanton or M. Emmet Walsh in a supporting role can be altogether bad.”

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[John Cazale](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Cazale)? He only appeared in 5 films, and all 5 were nominated for Best Picture at the Oscars – and two won.

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**Post date:** [November 16, 2023, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-an-actor-who-never-made-a-bad-film/993268/4 "2023-11-16T23:54:42Z")

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If you graph a scatter plot of the below data by movie count and average take:

[https://www.the-numbers.com/people/records/highav.php](https://www.the-numbers.com/people/records/highav.php)

You’ll get a shape that looks a bit like a sideways funnel. It appears that the more movies you make, the harder it is to get above an average of ~$35m per movie.

At 97 movies, Frank Welker has an average of $66m per movie. Other standouts:

- Warwick Davis with an average of $198m at 18 movies
- John Ratzenberger with an average of $122m at 32 movies
- Tom Hanks with an average of $96m at 44 movies
- Samuel L Jackson with an average of $64m at 89 movies

I think it’s harder to say with people like Hugo Weaving, Stan Lee, the Harry Potter actors, etc. whether they are people with some special talent for finding good scripts, or they just got lucky by being parts of tentpole series.

Though, in the case of Mr. Welker, he seems to be the long unknown and ultimate emperor of tentpole success.

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> [@slicedalone](#):
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> I have. I’ve been working my way through Denzel Washington’s films and so far nary a stinker

Wait 'til you get to the anvilicious _John Q._

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**Post date:** [November 17, 2023, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-an-actor-who-never-made-a-bad-film/993268/6 "2023-11-17T00:23:13Z")

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There was James Dean, but he only starred in 3 movies.

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**Post date:** [November 17, 2023, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-an-actor-who-never-made-a-bad-film/993268/7 "2023-11-17T00:29:25Z")

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> [@slicedalone](#):
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> Scraping the bottom of the barrel soon.

So _Heart Condition_? _Virtuosity_?

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**Post date:** [November 17, 2023, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-an-actor-who-never-made-a-bad-film/993268/8 "2023-11-17T00:43:57Z")

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_My_ list of actors who made no, or few bad films include:

Harold Lloyd (made ~200 films, only ~3 were box office failures)

Tom Hanks

Meryl Streep

Joaquin Phoenix

Pauly Shore

Daniel Day-Lewis

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> [@Tibby](#):
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> _My_ list of actors who made no, or few bad films include:

Tom Cruise has also been largely successful since the mid-80’s.

I’ve never seen Lions for Lambs, but I did see Jack Reacher 2 and that was one of the few stinkers he is in.

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Looking over a list of Robert Duvall’s films, I see a few that I have never heard of, but none that I have heard bad things about.

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> [@DCnDC](#):
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> So _Heart Condition_? _Virtuosity_?

Also _Carbon Copy_.

OK, he was young, he needed the money…

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> [@Tibby](#):
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> Tom Hanks

The live-action remake of Disney’s _Pinocchio_ was god-awful.

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> [@Tibby](#):
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> Meryl Streep

Never saw [Death Becomes Her](https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/death_becomes_her), did you?

It was made in 1992, so we can’t even blame it on her just starting out.

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Carrie Henn, who played Newt in _Aliens_.

Granted, it’s the only movie she’s ever appeared in.

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> [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](#):
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> Carrie Henn, who played Newt in _Aliens_.
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> Granted, it’s the only movie she’s ever appeared in.

Or Peter Ostrum.

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> [@slicedalone](#):
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> I’ve seen all his great films, and all of his very good ones, most several times. Today i saw Roman j. Israel, which has its issues, but by no means a bad movie. Next, the Equalizer. Scraping the bottom of the barrel soon.

_The Equalizer_ was a well crafted action thriller. He’s done much worse. He’s had some bad movies early on in his career. I don’t think he’s been bad in anything. He’s made the bad movies he’s been in watchable.

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Tommy Wiseau

> [@Tibby](#):
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> Pauly Shore

2nded!

🙂

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> [@DCnDC](#):
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> Virtuosity

I actually like it. It is not one of the best films ever made but Denzel Washington’s and Russell Crowe’s performances elevate the film above crap and it was fairly entertaining.

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John Cazale was my example (as stated above).

> [@Kent\_Clark](#):
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> Never saw [Death Becomes Her](https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/death_becomes_her), did you?

I saw it in the theatre and I thought it was great.

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_Death Becomes Her_ was hilarious.

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