# Have you ever used your sock to masturbate? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 4, 2011, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-used-your-sock-to-masturbate/587846 "2011-07-04T21:38:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-used-your-sock-to-masturbate/587846/81 "2013-04-01T01:59:33Z")
> [@EmilyG](#): > > nm The real explanation for the post is likely way tamer than my what my sick imagination has produced. I hope. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-used-your-sock-to-masturbate/587846/82 "2013-04-01T02:19:20Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > The real explanation for the post is likely way tamer than my what my sick imagination has produced. I hope. It was because I realized it was a zombie thread and felt embarrassed. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-used-your-sock-to-masturbate/587846/83 "2013-04-01T02:28:29Z")
> [@EmilyG](#): > > It was because I realized it was a zombie thread and felt embarrassed. 😉 Yes, but now we are all curious about your sock experience(s).😃 ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-used-your-sock-to-masturbate/587846/84 "2013-04-01T16:28:36Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Yes, but now we are all curious about your sock experience(s).😃 Okay. I’m female, and I do use socks in the situation mentioned in the thread title. I won’t go into further details. You’re welcome. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-used-your-sock-to-masturbate/587846/85 "2013-04-01T17:10:30Z")
> [@EmilyG](#): > > Okay. I’m female, and I do use socks in the situation mentioned in the thread title. I won’t go into further details. > > You’re welcome. 😛 I’m speechless.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2013, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-used-your-sock-to-masturbate/587846/86 "2013-04-02T00:44:10Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > I’m speechless.🙂 O gets the Square. next question please… ---
**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2013, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-used-your-sock-to-masturbate/587846/87 "2013-04-02T01:17:27Z")
No, but I have made extensive use of this method Take two pillows put the one onto of the other. Then get a sandwich bag put some kind of lube like olive oil of baby oil and lightly coat the inside of the bag. Not to much though because it can leek out and make a mess. Get naked get an erection (when your penis is hard) put the bag on your penis. Then put your penis with the bag in between the pillows adjust your penis to a comfortable position and hump away but make sure that you penis isn’t hitting the back of the bag because if it dose you’ll brake the bag and have to start all over. The other bonus was basically, the mess was in the bag and the skin of my penis was always so soft. Literally the iron fist in the velvet glove 😃 Of course this is less workable when you are trying to crank one out while the SO is snoozing beside you. OK this concludes my TMI baring of the soul for the day ---
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2013, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-used-your-sock-to-masturbate/587846/88 "2013-04-02T03:02:11Z")
Ah, to be young again! **drachillix** ’ technique would have been fine for me…fifteen years ago. Today? Between lumbago and sciatica, my spine just can’t do what’s required! ---
**Author:** ![cougar58](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@cougar58](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cougar58)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2013, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-used-your-sock-to-masturbate/587846/89 "2013-04-02T17:04:04Z")
many mothers wondered why they had to darn the socks 6 inches from the opening, long before the usual heel or toe areas. now they know ---
**Author:** ![cougar58](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@cougar58](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cougar58)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2013, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-used-your-sock-to-masturbate/587846/90 "2013-04-02T17:06:02Z")
> [@EmilyG](#): > > Okay. I’m female, and I do use socks in the situation mentioned in the thread title. I won’t go into further details. > > You’re welcome. 😛 several socks tied end to end, like a magician does with hankercheifs? ---
**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2013, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-used-your-sock-to-masturbate/587846/91 "2013-04-02T18:40:39Z")
> [@Quasimodem](#): > > I hate reading my old posts. It makes me go, “what were you _thinking_, dumb ass???” That’s funny–when I read your post, I thought the same thing. :eek: For you sock-whackers out there: Does the sock ever get filled up? If so, how long does it take? ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2013, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-used-your-sock-to-masturbate/587846/92 "2013-04-02T18:57:42Z")
> [@cougar58](#): > > several socks tied end to end, like a magician does with hankercheifs? Watch while I pull a rabbit out of my… ---
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2013, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-used-your-sock-to-masturbate/587846/93 "2013-04-02T20:39:35Z")
> [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](#): > > . . . For you sock-whackers out there: Does the sock ever get filled up? If so, how long does it take? Use once, then launder (with a pre-soak to keep the – ah – material from solidifying.) Long before it would fill up, it would solidify into a hard, nasty, crusty mass, and be useless for the purpose. (Of course, there are some people who…) ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2013, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-used-your-sock-to-masturbate/587846/94 "2013-04-02T20:47:30Z")
> [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](#): > > For you sock-whackers out there: Does the sock ever get filled up? If so, how long does it take? As in, how many sessions? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2013, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-used-your-sock-to-masturbate/587846/95 "2013-04-02T20:56:20Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > As in, how many sessions? 😕 Well, yeah. How many ejaculations would it take? And another thing . . . does one “wear” the sock like a condom while whacking, or merely use it as a receptacle to catch the “output”? ---
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-used-your-sock-to-masturbate/587846/96 "2013-04-03T04:07:51Z")
Like a condom. ---
**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-used-your-sock-to-masturbate/587846/97 "2013-04-03T14:41:33Z")
OK, then I see your point about matters becoming uncomfortable long before fill. ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-used-your-sock-to-masturbate/587846/98 "2013-04-03T15:35:11Z")
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