# Have you ever used your sock to masturbate?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [July 4, 2011, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-used-your-sock-to-masturbate/587846 "2011-07-04T21:38:28Z")\
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**Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-used-your-sock-to-masturbate/587846/12 "2011-07-05T02:20:50Z")

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Well, I learned to masturbate from a book–a book telling me about the horrors of it called _God, Sex, and Me_ or similar. It even said it was okay to discuss it since anyone would discover it on their own anyways. I hadn’t. And it took me an hour of experimenting for it to happen the first time.

The reason I bring that up is that it didn’t go into cleanup, but it did mention wet dreams, and it discussed how, if you woke up with it, you didn’t have to clean up because your body would absorb it by morning.

So I was always under the impression that it would clean itself up.

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