# have you ever wiki searched your name?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-wiki-searched-your-name/645494>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 29, 2012, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-wiki-searched-your-name/645494 "2012-12-29T15:44:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Rubixcube](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Rubixcube](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubixcube)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-wiki-searched-your-name/645494/21 "2012-12-29T23:47:00Z")

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No results on wiki, I tried changing my oddly spelled last name to it’s most common variant, but still no results. A general Google search only brings up some Christian musician’s Twitter, a few random Facebook pages, and two high school athletes. So my names pretty boring apparently.

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-wiki-searched-your-name/645494/22 "2012-12-29T23:55:44Z")

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Only other person with my name was a distant cousin who was of some significance in the world of local Rugby. I, on the other hand, hate rugby with the fiery passion of a billion suns, so it’s a little bit annoying when people Google me and get a lot of nonsense about some stupid game I don’t give a shit about.

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**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2012, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-wiki-searched-your-name/645494/23 "2012-12-30T00:00:47Z")

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I am the only one who has ever lived with my exact first and last name. There was a dentist in NY who died several years ago with my last name and a variant spelling of my first name.

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2012, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-wiki-searched-your-name/645494/24 "2012-12-30T00:09:47Z")

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Just did.  
No page for my name.

According to google I am the only one of me in the US.

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**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2012, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-wiki-searched-your-name/645494/25 "2012-12-30T00:43:54Z")

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Thanks for that Googlism link. I am pleased to report that my real name returns so many hits that I am comfortably ensconced in obscurity should evil forces attempt to Google me.

Also, some of me are not especially nice “…is a fucking bastard” shows up.

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2012, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-wiki-searched-your-name/645494/26 "2012-12-30T00:48:48Z")

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Just tried it and got no hits.

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2012, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-wiki-searched-your-name/645494/27 "2012-12-30T01:29:48Z")

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Wikipedia has nothing for my name, though the Spanish Wiki has an article on my father. Nothing from the Googlism link, either.

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2012, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-wiki-searched-your-name/645494/28 "2012-12-30T04:34:11Z")

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Googling returns me, wiki returns nada.

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**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2012, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-wiki-searched-your-name/645494/29 "2012-12-30T04:37:09Z")

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What’s a wiki search.

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2012, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-wiki-searched-your-name/645494/30 "2012-12-30T04:39:23Z")

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> [@elbows](#):
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> What’s a wiki search.

Go to Wikipedia and use their search function on your name: top right.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2012, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-wiki-searched-your-name/645494/31 "2012-12-30T04:55:35Z")

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There were no results matching the query.

The page “Ethilrist” does not exist.

The page “\<insert real name here\>” does not exist.

So, I don’t exist.

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**Author:** ![ryan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a8b319/32.png) [@ryan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ryan)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2012, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-wiki-searched-your-name/645494/32 "2012-12-30T06:02:18Z")

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A soccer player from the thirties and the _nom de guerre_ of a Medal of Honor winner during the Boxer Rebellion.  
Weird, I have a common name. Just a bunch of mediocre folks I guess.

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**Author:** ![Atomic\_Mama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b5ac83/32.png) [@Atomic\_Mama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atomic_Mama)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2012, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-wiki-searched-your-name/645494/33 "2012-12-30T09:05:58Z")

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I “exist” in wiki, for something I did in my wild and crazy youth, which still continues … although I am no longer wild, crazy (but that’s debatable), or youthful.

Googlism doesn’t know me for squat!

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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2012, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-wiki-searched-your-name/645494/34 "2012-12-30T17:24:49Z")

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I have no entry under my name (not even a namesake), but I show up as a _reference_ in a number of entries in the Scottish Wiki.

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**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2012, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-wiki-searched-your-name/645494/35 "2012-12-30T18:28:58Z")

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Just Wiki’d my last name. Four hits, no pages. One for my cousin the deacon, two for his son the middle-school principal, and one for our other cousin’s son the jazz musician.

“Fidelius” gets 14 hits, mostly Potter-related, and three from Jack Vance.

I have made no impact on the Wikiverse at all.

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**Author:** ![FlyByNight512](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/82dd89/32.png) [@FlyByNight512](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyByNight512)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2012, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-wiki-searched-your-name/645494/36 "2012-12-30T19:57:17Z")

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No pages for my name, though my first and last names show up separately in a list of [people executed in Texas between 1990 and 1999 and their victims](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_individuals_executed_in_Texas,_1990%E2%80%931999). :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2012, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-wiki-searched-your-name/645494/37 "2012-12-30T21:08:05Z")

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Nuttin’. I got nuttin’.

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**Author:** ![Hari\_Seldon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hari_seldon/32/5173_2.png) [@Hari\_Seldon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hari_Seldon)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2012, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-wiki-searched-your-name/645494/38 "2012-12-30T22:26:23Z")

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On wiki, I found:  
Australian historian  
mathematician  
software engineer  
American pop music composer  
Treasury official

one of which is the real me. I once saw a photo of one of the others in the NYTimes. Gave me a turn. But he had a middle initial (I don’t).

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**Author:** ![Fluffy\_PickleSniffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/77aa72/32.png) [@Fluffy\_PickleSniffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fluffy_PickleSniffer)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2012, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-wiki-searched-your-name/645494/39 "2012-12-30T23:17:28Z")

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I just tried googlism on my name and it only had one line. It said I was “soapy in the shower”  
Wikipedia doesn’t know me. ☹

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2012, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-wiki-searched-your-name/645494/40 "2012-12-30T23:26:14Z")

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> [@Hari\_Seldon](#):
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> one of which is the real me.

Ooh, what pop songs have you composed?

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