# Have You Ever...?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [February 1, 2018, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941 "2018-02-01T08:37:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2018, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/503 "2018-08-07T21:50:29Z")

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Yes, and I paid for it promptly.

Have You Ever attended a formal cocktail party?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2018, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/504 "2018-08-08T19:32:39Z")

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Yes, a couple. Not really my scene.

HYE hosted a dinner for more than ten people in your home?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2018, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/505 "2018-08-09T03:21:25Z")

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Not in my home–the maximum there has been eight. But my wife and I once hosted 20 people in the private dining area of a restaurant, years ago.

Have you ever been interviewed by a TV news crew?

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2018, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/506 "2018-08-09T13:34:18Z")

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Yes, about twenty years ago by the local ABC affiliate. I witnessed my moron neighbor try to prevent the family pickup from being repo’ed. By jumping onto the hood of the wrecker. While wielding a hammer. While seven months pregnant. The wrecker driver hit the brakes, she fell off, only had some minor abrasions, but of course screamed that the driver tried to kill her child.

Have you ever testified in court at a felony trial?

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2018, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/507 "2018-08-09T13:36:54Z")

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I practically live in court, but no, I never testified at a felony trial.

Have you ever stiffed a server?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2018, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/508 "2018-08-09T15:21:09Z")

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No, never, although I’ve tipped poorly when I’d been served poorly: [http://imgc.allpostersimages.com/images/P-473-488-90/66/6607/2WGE100Z/posters/mick-stevens-sign-on-the-table-reads-your-tip-so-far-in-front-of-a-plate-with-chang-new-yorker-cartoon.jpg](http://imgc.allpostersimages.com/images/P-473-488-90/66/6607/2WGE100Z/posters/mick-stevens-sign-on-the-table-reads-your-tip-so-far-in-front-of-a-plate-with-chang-new-yorker-cartoon.jpg)

HYE sent food back to a restaurant’s kitchen?

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2018, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/509 "2018-08-09T23:35:00Z")

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Only once. It was a basically cold and raw pizza at Gepetto’s.

Have you ever driven a PT Cruiser?

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2018, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/510 "2018-08-10T13:05:11Z")

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Yes, both my brother’s and my next door neighbor’s

HYE got sick in public?

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**Author:** ![betterlifethroughchemistry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/betterlifethroughchemistry/32/3094_2.png) [@betterlifethroughchemistry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betterlifethroughchemistry)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2018, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/511 "2018-08-10T23:12:58Z")

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Yes, the last time (many years ago) involved a big sunny field, a LOT of alcohol and a band…

HYE brewed your own alcohol of any kind?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2018, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/512 "2018-08-11T02:33:41Z")

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No, although my ex-brother-in-law was a home brewer.

HYE had a sibling get divorced?

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/513 "2018-08-12T12:54:13Z")

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No, in my family we get rid of spouses the old-fashioned way. We bury them 🙂

Have you ever cut down your own Christmas tree in the wild (not a tree farm)?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/514 "2018-08-12T13:52:26Z")

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Not me, but I remember my Dad doing it once.

Have You Ever eaten Smores with marshmallows cooked at a campfire?

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**Author:** ![betterlifethroughchemistry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/betterlifethroughchemistry/32/3094_2.png) [@betterlifethroughchemistry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betterlifethroughchemistry)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/515 "2018-08-12T15:23:53Z")

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Yes, and if nine years as a Boy Scout taught me anything, it was how to cook the perfect Smore, LIGHTLY toast the marshmallow to a golden brown, don’t let it burn, and above all, parents, buy the GOOD graham crackers, not the cheap ones…

HYE had a terrifying experience involving water?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2018, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/516 "2018-08-15T03:24:45Z")

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Well, I wasn’t prepared for the strength of the waves when I visited Los Angeles, and decided to take a dip in the ocean. Those things can be _strong_, and if you’ve never been in such big waves (I never had been), I suppose they are terrifying.

Have you ever received a gift that made you wonder, “Why would _that_ person think I’d like to have _this_?”

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2018, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/517 "2018-08-15T11:48:28Z")

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Yep. Every year of my marriage my in laws gave me a sweater for xmas. They never saw me wear a sweater, indeed they never saw me wear the sweaters they gave me because I _do not wear sweaters_. The first sweater I just blew off as a fluke. The second xmas I chuckled. By year three I realized I was fucked. Twenty sweaters, new in box, never worn.

HYE run as fast as you could through a busy airport?

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2018, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/518 "2018-08-19T04:56:51Z")

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Yes. I had to sprint through O’Hare and just made my connection.  
I had a job interview over a weekend on the West Coast and was supposed to catch a Sunday 7 PM flight so I could get home to the East Coast in time to show up at work on Monday morning (my boss didn’t know). The 7 PM flight was 4 hours delayed, I had a tight connection at O’Hare, and with just an hour’s sleep I thought that I was losing it when I had to rush through this tunnel with flashing lights: [The Tunnel Between United's B and C Concourses at O'Hare - View from the Wing](https://viewfromthewing.boardingarea.com/2013/06/06/the-tunnel-between-uniteds-b-and-c-concourses-at-ohare/)

Have you ever been stung by a bee, wasp, yellow jacket or hornet?

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2018, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/519 "2018-08-19T15:20:44Z")

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Yes, all of the above plus a few more, though none in the last few years.

Have you ever been bitten by any kind of reptile?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2018, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/520 "2018-08-20T06:15:40Z")

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Yes. I found a garter snake once, and picked it up. It promptly bit me. Garter snakes are not venomous, and they don’t have a lot in the way of teeth, so I wasn’t harmed. I did, however, drop the snake, which slithered away.

Have you ever walked out of a movie?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2018, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/521 "2018-08-20T18:17:42Z")

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Not actually in a movie theater, although I did turn off the DVD of _Moulin Rouge_ at home. I tend to watch any movie to the very end.

Have you ever been to the Outer Banks of North Carolina?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/522 "2018-08-23T15:23:02Z")

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Nope, never been to North Carolina.

Have you ever fired a cannon?

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