# Have You Ever...?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [February 1, 2018, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941 "2018-02-01T08:37:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/523 "2018-08-23T18:21:34Z")

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Yes, a guy down the block from us when I was a kid had one of those little brass cannon that make a big boom. He let me and other neighborhood kids fire it on the Fourth of July, with our parents’ permission.

HYE fired a black-powder firearm?

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/524 "2018-08-23T18:32:00Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> Nope, never been to North Carolina.

I think the intent of this thread is to draw forth positive responses(yes, or close to yes, with perhaps a small description).

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/525 "2018-08-23T18:36:06Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Yes, a guy down the block from us when I was a kid had one of those little brass cannon that make a big boom. He let me and other neighborhood kids fire it on the Fourth of July, with our parents’ permission.
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> HYE fired a black-powder firearm?

Yes, I fired off a black-powder rifle during a school demonstration…and found out that missing the broad side of a barn isn’t that difficult at all.

Have you ever used, or been hit by, a taser?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/526 "2018-08-23T19:51:43Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> I think the intent of this thread is to draw forth positive responses(yes, or close to yes, with perhaps a small description).

I agree, but the Thread’s been dormant for 3 days, so my answer was something on the order of a bump.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2018, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/527 "2018-08-24T08:37:00Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Have you ever used, or been hit by, a taser?

No. But when I was a small child, I got a little too curious about the electric outlets in our house. Let’s just say that I was thrown halfway across the room. No permanent damage, but the experience taught me a healthy respect for electricity. Including tasers. I’ve seen them used on TV documentaries, and they remind me of that long-ago experience. Not something I’d want to experience again.

Have you ever ridden a galloping horse?

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2018, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/528 "2018-08-24T11:27:10Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> Have you ever ridden a galloping horse?

Yes, both intentionally and unintentionally. The first time ever, I was a kid on a trail ride rent-a-horse. For some reason my horse bolted and ran about 100 yards. I hung on. Scared the crap outa me. Now I do it for fun.

HYE ridden an animal other than a horse?

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2018, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/529 "2018-08-24T11:50:14Z")

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I’ve ridden an elephant, a camel and a dolphin.

Have you ever milked an animal(other than a cow)?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2018, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/530 "2018-08-24T19:37:08Z")

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I have not, but I’ve seen it done. Plus I’ve always liked this picture: [http://imgc.allpostersimages.com/images/P-473-488-90/26/2695/CKOUD00Z/posters/nat-farbman-cats-blackie-and-brownie-catching-squirts-of-milk-during-milking-at-arch-badertscher-s-dairy-farm.jpg](http://imgc.allpostersimages.com/images/P-473-488-90/26/2695/CKOUD00Z/posters/nat-farbman-cats-blackie-and-brownie-catching-squirts-of-milk-during-milking-at-arch-badertscher-s-dairy-farm.jpg)

HYE held more than three cats at a time?

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2018, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/531 "2018-08-24T20:13:36Z")

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Yes, five, but they were deceased and in a cadaver bag. I helped out at a horrible animal hoarder home. Long story, even the short version is too much.

HYE been to a Wax Museum?

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2018, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/532 "2018-08-24T20:25:18Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> Yes, five, but they were deceased and in a cadaver bag. I helped out at a horrible animal hoarder home. Long story, even the short version is too much.
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> HYE been to a Wax Museum?

I used to go to the Hollywood Wax Museum all the time back in the late 80’s, just to say “How you doin’?” to the Frankies(Sinatra and Enstein).

Have you ever used wax to remove body hair?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2018, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/533 "2018-08-24T20:26:12Z")

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No, but it sounds like it would really hurt.

HYE played with hot wax just melted from a candle?

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2018, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/534 "2018-08-25T02:00:01Z")

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Yes, my brother and I spent a lot of time as kids trying to get wax casts of our fingerprints with hot candle wax

Have you ever worn a uniform, for school, work, an organization or any other reason?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2018, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/535 "2018-08-25T05:14:24Z")

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Yes, a Boy Scout uniform when I was active in Scouts, as well as that of a Royal Marine for a high school production of _HMS Pinafore_; a Napoleonic soldier for Halloween one year; and a Starfleet uniform for another Halloween and also for an amateur film. I think that’s it.

HYE refused to wear a uniform when asked to do so?

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2018, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/536 "2018-08-27T13:25:31Z")

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No.

Have you ever cracked open a coconut?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2018, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/537 "2018-08-27T14:17:25Z")

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No, but I love coconut!

HYE seen a coconut fall from a tree?

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2018, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/538 "2018-08-27T14:21:14Z")

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> [@Dendarii\_Dame](#):
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> No.
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> Have you ever cracked open a coconut?

Yes, several times(once with a twenty pound sledgehammer).

Have you ever gotten stuck in a tree and needed help getting down?

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**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2018, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/539 "2018-08-27T16:36:21Z")

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No, I have always been able to climb back down or safely jump out as far as I can recall. Though I had a mini freak-out once after climbing a water tower. I had to compose myself before climbing back down while completely terrified the whole time.

Have you ever been seen naked by a sibling or seen a sibling naked (post-puberty)?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2018, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/540 "2018-08-27T19:40:12Z")

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No, fortunately, although now and then when we were very young.

HYE wanted to smack someone else’s kid for being bratty?

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2018, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/541 "2018-08-28T00:25:17Z")

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OMG Yes, I’ve had to restrain myself a number of times.

Have you ever had (as an adult) a temper tantrum or meltdown in public?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2018, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/542 "2018-08-28T05:16:46Z")

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Not sure if it would qualify as a “meltdown,” but a long-ago girlfriend and I got into a shouting match at my office’s Christmas party. Not my best moment; neither, I imagine, was it hers.

Have you ever had your picture in the newspaper?

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