# Have You Ever...?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [February 1, 2018, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941 "2018-02-01T08:37:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2018, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/743 "2018-12-16T20:57:52Z")

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> [@gkster](#):
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> Yes, a few years ago I ran 200 yards to catch a train. I made it, but felt almost like I was going to black out, with chest pain, dizziness, nausea etc. It was scary but after a minute or two I felt better. At my next physical (which just happened to be scheduled for the following week) I asked about an EKG especially since heart disease runs in my family but it didn’t show any signs of a heart attack.
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> Have you had a root canal, extraction or any other major dental procedure?

Yes. Recently had my first root canal. Wasn’t fun, but it’s quite nice not to have that pain anymore.

Have you ever (as an adult) been unable to care for yourself because of injury or health problems?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2018, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/744 "2018-12-17T05:06:18Z")

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Yes. After outpatient surgery, I left the hospital groggy from the anaesthesia, and unable to drive. Thankfully, my (now-ex) wife was there to drive me home and to get me in the house. I had a prescription, that she got for me at the drugstore–it was a pretty powerful painkiller, and left me still groggy, so she looked after me for a couple of days. Not a fun time, being that helpless.

Have you ever fallen asleep in front of a fire in the fireplace?

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**Author:** ![Alpha\_Twit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpha_twit/32/265_2.png) [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2018, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/745 "2018-12-17T05:48:58Z")

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Fireplace, no. Wood burning stove, yes. And a very nice night it was too.

Have you had a truly eye-popping hangover in the last year?

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2018, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/746 "2018-12-17T11:29:36Z")

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Yes! My trick is to enjoy the fact that I will be slowly feeling progressively better as the day goes on, as opposed to the non-hungovered who will slowly tire out as the day devolves.

Have you ever gone a year _without_ a single hangover?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2018, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/747 "2018-12-17T14:29:21Z")

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Yes, many, since college.

HYE declined to sing “Jingle Bells” when others around you were singing it?

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2018, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/748 "2018-12-17T14:34:10Z")

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Yes, I avoid this one whenever possible. A better one to ask is…

HYE declined to sing “Happy Birthday” when others around you were singing it (and it’s not your own birthday)?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2018, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/749 "2018-12-17T15:51:50Z")

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I always decline to sing I have a terrible singing voice.

HYE gotten lost in your own neighborhood?

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2018, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/750 "2018-12-17T16:45:42Z")

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Hell, I’ve gotten lost in my own _house_. (see _ **mushrooms** _)

Have you ever had to deal with an airline misplacing your luggage?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2018, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/751 "2018-12-17T16:50:06Z")

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Yes, twice, but both times it was found relatively quickly and delivered to me.

HYE declined to use Google Maps and then gotten lost?

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**Post date:** [December 17, 2018, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/752 "2018-12-17T16:52:23Z")

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Flight from Portland to Kansas City, MO-two pieces of luggage lost. They went to San Diego, but I got a call two days later to come pick them up at the airport.  
The problem is that the call came from LaGuardia Airport in New York.  
Google maps? Lost many times not using them, and lost 1/2 as many times using them.

HYE picked up a hitchhiker and gotten a bad experience?

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2018, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/753 "2018-12-17T17:13:46Z")

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Not bad ones, but some unusual experiences, including being propositioned for sex by both men and women numerous times. Ah, the seventies! 🙂

Have you ever had sex with someone you’ve know for less than fifteen minutes?

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2018, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/754 "2018-12-17T17:16:46Z")

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> [@Bayaker](#):
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> Not bad ones, but some unusual experiences, including being propositioned for sex by both men and women numerous times. Ah, the seventies! 🙂
> 
> Have you ever had sex with someone you’ve know for less than fifteen minutes?

Oh yeah, lots of times. In the seventies.

HYE sneezed while blowing out your birthday cake candles?

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2018, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/755 "2018-12-17T18:07:38Z")

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Uh, no. Yhat would be unfortunate in the extreme

HYE been on a tour of a manufacturing facility, and gotten some sort of free sample at the end?

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**Post date:** [December 17, 2018, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/756 "2018-12-17T18:28:33Z")

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Several times but my favorite was a tour of the [Russell Stover](https://www.russellstover.com/) factory. I got a free Whitman’s sampler box plus we were each able to select a couple of packages from a big rack of factory seconds. That was some of the ugliest cashew brittle I ever saw but I didn’t begin to care about it’s appearance. It was gonna look a lot worse when I was finished with it.

HYE tried to save money by purchasing factory reject products with purely cosmetic flaws?

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**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2018, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/757 "2018-12-17T22:06:13Z")

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Yes, all the time. I have bought factory-reject clothes from discount stores, scratch and dent appliances, and even an aluminum shed that was discounted just because the box was damaged.

HYE fallen more than 6 feet down?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2018, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/758 "2018-12-18T04:40:29Z")

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Yes, as a kid, out of trees and once off the roof of our house. Just had the wind knocked out of me, fortunately.

HYE been in a car accident that sent someone (not necessarily you) to the hospital?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2018, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/759 "2018-12-19T07:09:48Z")

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Kinda sorta. I was in a car accident once, and a passenger in the other car decided she needed a doctor. But since both cars were driveable, and she was alert and walking around outside the car; the police officer who attended helpfully suggested that rather than an ambulance, there was a walk-in clinic a block away. So that’s where she went to see a doctor.

Have you ever performed a card trick?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2018, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/760 "2018-12-19T17:30:51Z")

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No, but I’ve seen a few in my day.

HYE seen the card trick Little Moe done?

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**Post date:** [December 19, 2018, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/761 "2018-12-19T19:35:46Z")

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Not that I know of

HYE skipped along while holding a picnic basket and sang “a tisket a tasket…”

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2018, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever/807941/762 "2018-12-19T21:16:07Z")

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I think I did once! You know, for kids.

Little Moe is a card trick that uses every card in the deck. My dad very closely watched a bartender on the _Delta Queen_ do it; the bartender wouldn’t explain it or reveal the trick, but my dad eventually figured it out.

HYE known a guy named Moe?

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