I’ve lived in the same house for more than 30 years. Paid utilities, property tax, voted, etc. for those 30+ years.
And I’ve NEVER received a summons for jury duty. Go figure.
Anyway, about 6 years ago, I was detained by Polish Border Patrol agents after I walked across the border a few steps into Ukraine.
I had rented a motorcycle in Budapest and planned a two-week tour in central and eastern Europe, including a night in Lviv, Ukraine. Well, as I was signing the rental contract, the rental agent pointed out that I could not ride into non-EU countries. Bummer. My trip to Lviv was not going to happen.
Stil, I was determined to go to Ukraine. So, during my stay at a national park in southeastern Poland, I took a hike on a path that would take me close to the border. Google maps told me there was a small gravel road spur that led to the border, which I found on my hike.
I walked past several signs saying do not go here, and about after about 200 meters, I reach the border and walk around a lowered gate arm and walk to the border, marked by two concrete pylons, one with red and white stripes for Poland, and the other blue and yellow for Ukraine.
I cross, taking perhaps 10 steps, stopping perhaps 20 meters from a barbed wire fence.
I see the backside of a Ukrainian soldier, sitting down, appearing to be eating lunch.
I take a couple of photos. He doesn’t notice me.
But his buddy about 50 or so meters up the line does, and he begins to shout at his buddy while gesturing to me. I take that as my sign to leave.
I turn and slowly but deliberately walk away, stretching my arms out to my side and raised so the guards could see I was not holding a weapon.
I go around the lowered gate and start my walk back toward the park.
The Polish Border Patrol, I’m sure tipped off by a call from their Ukrainian counterparts, came down the road with lights flashing atop their Range Rover traveling at a pretty good clip. They stop and detain me in the back seat for questioning about my little adventure.
I know no Polish, and their English was minimal. But I did say that I did NOT cross into Ukraine (a lie). And so they only gave me a citation that cost me the equivalent of about 12 USD.
Best I figured how I got away with my lie (and they told me if I had crossed into Ukraine, the fine was much, much larger and that I would see the inside of a jail cell for a while) was that the Ukrainian guards reported me to their superiors, but did not say that I had crossed the border because they would be disciplined for their lapses.
So, the Polish guards were very nice and they dropped my back where I had parked my motorcycle. I ALMOST asked them to pose for a selfie with me, but I didn’t … but I bet they would have agreed.
Anyway, that’s my encounter with cops, and now I have a very cool “true” story to use when I play a game of “two truths and a lie” – to wit, “I was once stopped by border patrol agents for illegally crossing into an eastern European country.”