# Have you heard the expression Pizza "Bones"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-heard-the-expression-pizza-bones/635878>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 26, 2012, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-heard-the-expression-pizza-bones/635878 "2012-09-26T13:26:45Z")\
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**Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-heard-the-expression-pizza-bones/635878/41 "2012-09-26T18:06:25Z")

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I never used it, though I think it’s a clever description. I may introduce it into the household to amuse my kid. I’m all for amusing things that don’t cost me any money.

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**Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-heard-the-expression-pizza-bones/635878/42 "2012-09-26T18:17:16Z")

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Back in college, they were also referred to as “Pizza Roaches.”

For anyone confused/disgusted… it isn’t a reference to the bugs.

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**Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-heard-the-expression-pizza-bones/635878/43 "2012-09-26T18:42:26Z")

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> [@Procrustus](#):
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> Never heard it before. Grew up East Coast of US, now live in Pacific NW. I’m craving Pizza now, though.

Homer Simpson/ Aaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhhh, PETE-ZAAAAAAAA/ Homer

😃

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**Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-heard-the-expression-pizza-bones/635878/44 "2012-09-26T19:51:06Z")

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I think we started using it after we had kids. You can probably guess why it emerged then.

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**Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-heard-the-expression-pizza-bones/635878/45 "2012-09-26T20:23:03Z")

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> [@friedo](#):
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> Never heard it before, but I like it. I am going to start using it.

Agreed. Knew immediately and now I will use. My son leaves a lot of pizza bones around. I miss having pets to give them to. (Dog, then pet rats)

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**Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-heard-the-expression-pizza-bones/635878/46 "2012-09-26T20:38:41Z")

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When I was young, my family used the term ironically because we gave them to the dog.

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**Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-heard-the-expression-pizza-bones/635878/47 "2012-09-26T20:44:14Z")

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I learned it a few years ago on the internet, but given how long it’s been in use, I don’t think that counts as “heard.”

I always eat the bones when I have pizza.

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**Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-heard-the-expression-pizza-bones/635878/48 "2012-09-26T20:46:06Z")

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I first read it in a SDMB thread. Since I loves me some pizza bones, I use it a lot.

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**Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-heard-the-expression-pizza-bones/635878/49 "2012-09-26T20:52:42Z")

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People that don’t eat crusts make me sad.

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**Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-heard-the-expression-pizza-bones/635878/50 "2012-09-26T20:54:52Z")

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> [@Mr\_Shine](#):
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> Never heard it before but it was immediately obvious what it meant.

This. Although I am now picturing Captain Kirk asking McCoy to order the crew a pizza.

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**Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-heard-the-expression-pizza-bones/635878/51 "2012-09-26T20:55:14Z")

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> [@Annie-Xmas](#):
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> I first read it in a SDMB thread. Since I loves me some pizza bones, I use it a lot.

I think I also learned it on the SDMB and read it once or twice. I think it’s a pretty stupid expression and never use it.

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**Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-heard-the-expression-pizza-bones/635878/52 "2012-09-26T22:15:43Z")

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I didn’t use it growing up, and hadn’t heard it until I started dating my SO, who doesn’t eat the pizza crusts (and gives them to our dog).

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**Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-heard-the-expression-pizza-bones/635878/53 "2012-09-26T22:30:26Z")

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Skipped over the entire thread to post:

Have heard “pizza bones”, but for the first time maybe 3 or 4 years ago. I wonder if anyone was saying it in the 90s? 80s?

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**Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-heard-the-expression-pizza-bones/635878/54 "2012-09-26T23:01:49Z")

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Only in the book ‘The Perks of Being a Wallflower’

The main character Charlie mentions he called the crusts pizza bones as a child.

I remember that (read the book around age 14 maybe?) because I thought it was weird/funny. Never heard it before or since. We just always called it the crust.

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**Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-heard-the-expression-pizza-bones/635878/55 "2012-09-26T23:05:10Z")

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New Englander here. I’ve heard it in person a few times, but it’s far from a common term.

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**Post date:** [September 27, 2012, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-heard-the-expression-pizza-bones/635878/56 "2012-09-27T00:56:00Z")

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Never heard it before, but it makes sense.

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**Post date:** [September 27, 2012, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-heard-the-expression-pizza-bones/635878/57 "2012-09-27T03:21:05Z")

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Worked for Pizza Hut for three years in the late 70’s, and have eaten tons of pizza since then, and never heard the term until tonight.

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**Post date:** [September 27, 2012, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-heard-the-expression-pizza-bones/635878/58 "2012-09-27T03:54:40Z")

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I have heard of it some time in the past, I think only once, and no memory of when or where. It would never occur to me to use it, or even recall it if I didn’t see it mentioned here.

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**Post date:** [September 27, 2012, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-heard-the-expression-pizza-bones/635878/59 "2012-09-27T04:40:13Z")

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I had to ask for an explanation the first time I heard it. I found it strange that there could be uneaten crusts left.

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**Post date:** [September 27, 2012, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-heard-the-expression-pizza-bones/635878/60 "2012-09-27T05:00:26Z")

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I’ve heard it most of my life from people from various walks of life. Just normal slang.

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