# Have you in fact fucked someone crazier than you are? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 7, 2010, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-in-fact-fucked-someone-crazier-than-you-are/545815 "2010-07-07T03:41:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2010, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-in-fact-fucked-someone-crazier-than-you-are/545815/41 "2010-07-08T15:15:40Z")
Yes, but I didn’t realize I had married one until recently. Life is complicated. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2010, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-in-fact-fucked-someone-crazier-than-you-are/545815/42 "2010-07-08T15:19:39Z")
> [@velvetjones](#): > > My first boyfriend in high school cut off the tip of one of his fingers when we broke up. Does that count? There were other crazy things too. Just one tip? Pussy. 😃 For myself, the craziest girl was the 2 a.m. threatening-suicide-phone-call-in-tears-every-week type. Best sex I ever had. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2010, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-in-fact-fucked-someone-crazier-than-you-are/545815/43 "2010-07-08T15:21:20Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > We need a crazy smiley. With a little Napolean hat. ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2010, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-in-fact-fucked-someone-crazier-than-you-are/545815/44 "2010-07-08T16:21:12Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > I think I’ve posted about them before. > > One was a girl who could only have an orgasm if she were verbally abused in bed. She needed to be called ugly, stupid, worthless, and so forth. Calling her an stupid, ugly, worthless cunt got her all fired up. She also would, after an orgasm, cry for extremely long periods of time. I’m talking half an hour. She’d cry if I stayed in bed with her; she’d cry if I tried to leave and beg me not to. > > The other was a woman who did not believe that I actually found small bosoms attractive and was perfectly fine with hers. One night, after I had spent some time playfully debating which of her nipples I loved best, she angrily accused me of not truly being attracted to her. No man could want a woman as flat-chested as she, she said; I was lying if I said I did, and of course I was doing so to get her into bed. I asked her if she meant that I didn’t want to fuck her, but was pretending to want to fuck her, in order to fuck her, which I didn’t want to do, and she said, “Yes! That’s exactly it!” I think we’ve been fucking in the same circles. Does being a strict Catholic in most ways but also only getting off on being held down and having really rough sex, and then complaining that we _don’t_ have sex enough _RIGHT AFTER SAYING SHE WASN’T IN THE MOOD FOR SEX_ count as batshit crazy? Because that pretty much describes the girlfriend I had roughly 4 years ago. ---
**Author:** ![velvetjones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5f9b8f/32.png) [@velvetjones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velvetjones)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2010, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-in-fact-fucked-someone-crazier-than-you-are/545815/45 "2010-07-08T16:35:37Z")
> [@BMalion](#): > > Just one tip? > > Pussy. > > 😃 Yes and it was a flesh wound, he didn’t actually sever any bone so that’s exactly what I thought at the time. Pussy 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2010, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-in-fact-fucked-someone-crazier-than-you-are/545815/46 "2010-07-08T16:54:48Z")
Wrong thread ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2010, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-in-fact-fucked-someone-crazier-than-you-are/545815/47 "2010-07-08T20:49:08Z")
One ex was truly a pathological liar. Our mutual friends and I had fun comparing her stories with each other after the break up. ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2010, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-in-fact-fucked-someone-crazier-than-you-are/545815/48 "2010-07-08T20:56:05Z")
Yup. It didn’t go well. One of those things where you’re sure you’re what can fix her type of things. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2010, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-in-fact-fucked-someone-crazier-than-you-are/545815/49 "2010-07-08T20:58:42Z")
> [@Cuckoorex](#): > > I think we’ve been fucking in the same circles. > > Does being a strict Catholic in most ways but also only getting off on being held down and having really rough sex, and then complaining that we _don’t_ have sex enough _RIGHT AFTER SAYING SHE WASN’T IN THE MOOD FOR SEX_ count as batshit crazy? Because that pretty much describes the girlfriend I had roughly 4 years ago. Maybe. The crying girl also opined and affected to believe that it was immoral for her to have an orgasm before her partner, and often said that it should be completely up to her partner to decide when sex would occur. So clearly she had a boatload of issues for abusers to take advantage of. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2010, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-in-fact-fucked-someone-crazier-than-you-are/545815/50 "2010-07-08T21:00:47Z")
> [@Rushgeekgirl](#): > > There simply is no one crazier than me. 🙂 Checked your files, dearest. There are forty-seven hundred women crazier than you JUST IN SHELBY COUNTY. Sixty-three in Cordova alone. And you do not want to see the stats on Olive Branch. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2010, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-in-fact-fucked-someone-crazier-than-you-are/545815/51 "2010-07-08T21:19:47Z")
Still married to her, the crazy bitch. ---
**Author:** ![Ibanez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a4c791/32.png) [@Ibanez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ibanez)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2010, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-in-fact-fucked-someone-crazier-than-you-are/545815/52 "2010-07-08T23:47:28Z")
Yeah I did. I should of picked up on the cues. It was an on line dating scenario thing we chatted on the phone a couple of times before meeting. She never asked any questions about me but the kicker was that she had bestowed the title of boyfriend to me already and we haven’t even met yet. I thought it as odd. One things leads to another on the first date we ended up sleeping together, I invited over to my place the next weekend and invited her to stay the weekend, she brought some stuff alot of stuff. Then started dropping serious hints about moving in after only one week. That scared the shit out of me and I had to break it off. Of course that didn’t go over well she insisted on come over to pick up her stuff right away. So I collected what I thought was all of her items. She showed up made a scene in my appartment building about just wanting to fuck and dump her at the top of her lungs. I gave her the bag of her things, she started asking wheres this item, wheres that item. I told her I didn’t know what she was talking about and that she was free to go through my place to collect these items. Low and behold she had shit stashed all over the place that I never knew about. Next time no matter how bad I want to get laid I’ll listen to the cues and stay away from the crazies, lesson learned. ---
**Author:** ![hougaswd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/dc4da7/32.png) [@hougaswd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hougaswd)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2010, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-in-fact-fucked-someone-crazier-than-you-are/545815/53 "2010-07-09T01:28:18Z")
Never been attracted to crazy. I did have a girlfriend who was into auras and related stuff, but I chalked that up to hippy-dippy stuff of the early '70s. Groovy! Another one was way into animals. I don’t think that counts either. Sorry, no go. Walt ---
**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2010, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-in-fact-fucked-someone-crazier-than-you-are/545815/54 "2010-07-09T11:49:52Z")
I’m sure that pretty much everyone I’ve fucked could say that about me. Although I did have sex once with a guy who believed in Area 51 and that he was abducted by aliens. But I was high and he was there and I was in my super-slutty-college-experimentation phase… ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2010, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-in-fact-fucked-someone-crazier-than-you-are/545815/55 "2010-07-09T13:00:33Z")
> [@Serenata67](#): > > and I was in my super-slutty-college-experimentation phase… I should start a poll sometime to figure out how many people actually have one of these. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-in-fact-fucked-someone-crazier-than-you-are/545815/56 "2010-07-15T20:34:29Z")
> [@Zeriel](#): > > I should start a poll sometime to figure out how many people actually have one of these. And more importantly, who still is.. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![movingfinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@movingfinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/movingfinger)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-in-fact-fucked-someone-crazier-than-you-are/545815/57 "2010-07-16T05:12:18Z")
Oh, lordy, yes. I told her we were through and got in my car and left. A few minutes later there she was in my rear-view mirror, honking at me to pull over. I got on the freeway (405 northbound ) and she followed me for miles, honking at me. Well, I gave in and exited the freeway near the LA airport. She came over and stuck out her hand and said she hoped we would still be friends, got back in her car and left. Then things got weird. ---
**Author:** ![Electric\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9de0a6/32.png) [@Electric\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electric_Sky)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-in-fact-fucked-someone-crazier-than-you-are/545815/58 "2010-07-16T10:02:51Z")
No, but I did give him a handjob. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-in-fact-fucked-someone-crazier-than-you-are/545815/59 "2010-07-21T06:10:27Z")
Yes, twice. And I messed around (but no sex) with another who had some sudden serious religious epiphanies dramatically affecting our relationship. I lost my virginity to a guy who I thought was just immature and obnoxious (suicide notes, attention whoring, etc.) but who turned out to be fucking unhinged (incestuous behavior, white supremacist leanings, etc.) Almost married a guy who honestly believes he was bitten by a werewolf during an experimental session of sex with another man and that someday, said werewolf is going to return to “get him” because he told people the story. Kinda puts my crazy into perspective. ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-in-fact-fucked-someone-crazier-than-you-are/545815/60 "2010-07-21T09:31:20Z")
Yep. Spent eight years with a bi-polar man. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-in-fact-fucked-someone-crazier-than-you-are/545815.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-in-fact-fucked-someone-crazier-than-you-are/545815.md?page=4)