# Have you NEVER seen a Black woman NAKED?????!!!!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 2, 2001, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986 "2001-10-02T15:52:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![papergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/aca169/32.png) [@papergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/papergirl)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/41 "2001-10-02T17:58:11Z")
Me too, **Cranky.** I’m all white and pasty and it doesn’t matter _what_ time of year it is, I NEVER have tan lines. So if I was lookin’, it would be out of admiration, because I think people with dark skin tones are so much nicer to look at than people like me. But I would at least be circumspect and not rude, and I wouldn’t ask dopey questions when you walked out of the shower. Now that I think about it, I bet my mom has never seen a naked Black woman. Some of it may be a generational thing. Not an excuse for rudeness, but maybe that’s why they are so fascinated. Gotta disagree with Cecil from personal experience though…dated men of all colors, and I noticed some definite trends. 😃 [sub]and I married a Korean, go figure…[/sub] ~karol ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/42 "2001-10-02T17:59:42Z")
Ok, now that I’ve picked myself up off the floor, just how did you think blood got to your ass unless you had veins there? Imagine walking around with these big wads of fat (butt cheeks) no blood there, just mounds of fat. This is a classic. Maybe kinda like chicken fat. Where were you when Cecil was writing his column on this? ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/43 "2001-10-02T18:07:19Z")
**vivian** , your insinuation that black men have a bigger, uh, “…” than white men is understandable and forgivable, since you haven’t seen mine and didn’t know that I’m white. Maybe someday when it’s not so cold out and no buses are coming I could help to improve your sample set. No no, no thanks are necessary! I’m happy to help. ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/44 "2001-10-02T18:09:54Z")
I caught that last post just before accidentally typing “I’m **n** appy to help,” which may have implied something else entirely. ---
**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/45 "2001-10-02T18:10:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vivian \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Scylla \* > > \*\*Vivian: > > Ummmm, are you uhhhh, Naked, right now? \*\* > > ummmmm…no. seeing as i’m at work and all…but i will be naked at approx. 8pm EST for those of you interested \*\* **Vivian** , your new web-cam should be arriving at your work in about an hour. (smilie) BTW, I had misspelled the character’s name in my sig line. No hard feelings? ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/46 "2001-10-02T18:10:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ultress \* > **Ok, now that I’ve picked myself up off the floor, just how did you think blood got to your ass unless you had veins there? Imagine walking around with these big wads of fat (butt cheeks) no blood there, just mounds of fat.** Whoa, now. As a guy who has slept next to more than one woman in his life, I can affirm that women have no veins in their butts. There’s no blood flow in the female assipital region at all. This is just based on conjecture, but really, there’s no other explanation for how **ice cold** a woman’s butt is in bed. ---
**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/47 "2001-10-02T18:16:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fiver \* > \*\ ***vivian** , your insinuation that black men have a bigger, uh, “…” than white men is understandable and forgivable, since you haven’t seen mine and didn’t know that I’m white. > > Maybe someday when it’s not so cold out and no buses are coming I could help to improve your sample set. > > No no, no thanks are necessary! I’m happy to help. \*\* So, **Fiver** does your name imply inches or centimeters? hee hee hee. SMACK!! “Owwwwww. Whaaat?!?” ---
**Author:** ![vivian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/3e96dc/32.png) [@vivian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivian)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/48 "2001-10-02T18:35:09Z")
\*\*So, Fiver does your name imply inches or centimeters? hee hee hee. \*\* ha ha haaaaaa…don’t know if you can handle me…seeing as if your name does represent your …ahem… stature, as i’ve dealt with a dick 5cm… thick… joking!..ummm…hold on …that’s actually true! **Originally posted by ultress Ok, now that I’ve picked myself up off the floor, just how did you think blood got to your ass unless you had veins there? Imagine walking around with these big wads of fat (butt cheeks) no blood there, just mounds of fat.** trust me…i’ve seen it.\ that shows that lack of fat in their ass… \*\*Abe Babe Vivian, your new web-cam should be arriving at your work in about an hour. (smilie) BTW, I had misspelled the character’s name in my sig line. No hard feelings?\*\* my address is 130 Ade…oh…you were joking?! and no i do not mind. are you the one i emailed about that? ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/49 "2001-10-02T18:36:47Z")
Forgive them, for they know not what they do. The older white women stare because it’s a generation thing. They probably grew up with more puritanical ideals (that is, they probably never saw another woman naked 'til they joined the gym ANYWAY), or separationist ideals (separate, but equal). The fact is, if you go to a gym where the majority is white, then they probably HAVEN’T seen a black woman naked. They’re curious, but too embarassed to ask and too scared to get too close. Really want to shake them up? Shave “down there” or trim the bush into an unusual shape. THAT’LL give 'em something to talk about! ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/50 "2001-10-02T18:48:48Z")
I am an OLD white guy and I have never seen a naked black woman. But I would like to. Eight PM you said? ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/51 "2001-10-02T18:57:23Z")
Well if you must know, the name has nothing to do with my endowments. But “5 centimeters thick” would still be pretty close to the mark. ---
**Author:** ![Dragonblink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Dragonblink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragonblink)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/52 "2001-10-02T18:59:48Z")
You might try writing the answers to their questions (“Do black men …” etc) on your thighs with a Sharpie, on either side of your, well, hoo-hah. (Somehow I don’t think I could get away with calling mine that, as a white chick … though I have called it a kootchie-pop) Since they’re staring anyway, they might get some edification out of it without you having to actually talk to them. 🙂 Oh, and for the record I agree with the prevailing opinion in this thread that black women are DAMN sexy. The slack-jawed staring morons are probably just jealous. ---
**Author:** ![vivian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/3e96dc/32.png) [@vivian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivian)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/53 "2001-10-02T19:20:27Z")
\*\* WOW ! \*\* I didn’t think i’d get such a big response to how sexy Black women are. Is that why i get stared at while walking in the mall or down the street??!!! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GrizzRich \* > \*\*Forgive them, for they know not what they do. > > The older white women stare because it’s a generation thing. They probably grew up with more puritanical ideals (that is, they probably never saw another woman naked 'til they joined the gym ANYWAY), or separationist ideals (separate, but equal). > > The fact is, if you go to a gym where the majority is white, then they probably HAVEN’T seen a black woman naked. They’re curious, but too embarassed to ask and too scared to get too close. > > Really want to shake them up? Shave “down there” or trim the bush into an unusual shape. THAT’LL give 'em something to talk about! \*\* you know…i think i will. Shall i take a survey on what the shape should be??? any suggestions!!! ---
**Author:** ![saudade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@saudade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saudade)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/54 "2001-10-02T19:25:23Z")
Perhaps they weren’t staring at the front but the back … And I had a black girlfriend, from Trinidad. Actually she was was sort of light skinned - what they call “Creole” - she had wavy brown hair and hazel eyes - but -she definitely had the figure of a black woman. That seems to stay in women who are very mixed. I want to flip the question around and ask this to the “non-black” men here. Have you been seen naked by a black lady before? Lets seprate the men from the boys. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/55 "2001-10-02T19:28:14Z")
Who the fuck is Lisa Nicole Carson? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Man\_Who](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c2a13f/32.png) [@The\_Man\_Who](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_Who)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/56 "2001-10-02T19:30:54Z")
Lisa Nicole Carson is Ally McBeal’s roommate on Ally McBeal and the mother of Peter Green’s baby on ER. I think. -Myron ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/57 "2001-10-02T19:33:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vivian \* > \*\*\*\* WOW ! \*\* you know…i think i will. Shall i take a survey on what the shape should be??? any suggestions!!! \*\* How about a bullseye? ---
**Author:** ![vivian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/3e96dc/32.png) [@vivian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivian)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/58 "2001-10-02T19:57:08Z")
okay Dopers…end of the day. gotta stop pretending to be working. i’m off for the 2 hr commute back home. and guess where i’m going??? The GYM! i’ll update you on what happens tonight tomorrow…and i happen to have a razor in my bag too…have we decided on a shape?? Good Night! ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/59 "2001-10-02T19:58:34Z")
Well, heck. I’m a mid-thirties white guy. **I’ve** been seen naked by a black woman. One of my girlfriends junior year in high school was black. No big deal there. ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/60 "2001-10-02T20:21:11Z")
Well since you ask, the handle has nothing to do with my, er, handle. But 5cm thickness would be just about right. Fiver centimeters, baby! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986.md?page=4)