# Have you NEVER seen a Black woman NAKED?????!!!!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 2, 2001, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986 "2001-10-02T15:52:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/61 "2001-10-02T20:23:16Z")
Whoops, how did that happen? Please disregard that second post. I’m not a prima donna, really I’m not. ---
**Author:** ![TheNerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TheNerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheNerd)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/62 "2001-10-02T20:32:26Z")
As a heterosexual male who is normally all for seeing women naked, I must say that no, I have never seen a black woman naked, nor do I particularly want to. But that’s just me. The only black woman I can think of who I find attractive is Vanessa Williams. I must say that I am also surprised by all the responses praising how sexy black women are. From representations in popular culture, and my own preferences, I didn’t think that was the case. Go figure. ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/63 "2001-10-02T20:51:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fiver \* > \*\*But 5cm thickness would be just about right. > > Fiver centimeters, baby! \*\* Pachycephala? ---
**Author:** ![seawitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@seawitch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seawitch)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/64 "2001-10-02T20:58:41Z")
I think black women (and men, for that matter) are sexy, too. For me it isn’t a “shape” thing as much as it is a case of severe melanin envy. (I’m part of the pasty crowd.) I usually prefer the skin tones on mixed-background folks, since you get some lovely shades that way, but any pigment is better than none. My own personal pale blue tint is icky. I’d insist on making love in the dark if my ass didn’t glow like a flourescent Timex dial. You could read the newspaper by the damn thing. I could keep ships off the rocks. Veins, hell, you could see my bones if the glare didn’t stop you. I get a sunburn if I hold the refrigerator open too long. Grr… [sub]Yeah, I have issues. You wanna make something of it?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/65 "2001-10-02T20:59:51Z")
> [@](#): > > _originally by vivian_ > you know…i think i will. Shall i take a survey on what the shape should be??? any suggestions!!! How about “What the hell are YOU looking at?” ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/66 "2001-10-02T21:11:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vivian \* > \*\*\*\* WOW ! \*\* I didn’t think i’d get such a big response to how sexy Black women are. Is that why i get stared at while walking in the mall or down the street??!!! > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by GrizzRich \* > > \*\* > > Really want to shake them up? Shave “down there” or trim the bush into an unusual shape. THAT’LL give 'em something to talk about! \*\* > > you know…i think i will. Shall i take a survey on what the shape should be??? any suggestions!!! \*\* WOO-HOO! With your permission, I’d like to change my sig to “Why, yes, I’m the man that convinced Vivian to shave her biscuit!” ---
**Author:** ![FlyingDragonFan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c89c15/32.png) [@FlyingDragonFan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingDragonFan)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/67 "2001-10-02T23:12:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vivian \* > … i’ve got feminine fat in all the right places. \*\* ahy carumba … 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/68 "2001-10-03T00:54:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vivian \* > \*\*any suggestions!!! \*\* How about “If you can read this, you’re too close”? ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/69 "2001-10-03T02:01:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vivian \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > Just curious…are you a fat chick? > > no, i am not. i am what black people call ‘thick’. meaning, i’ve got feminine fat in all the right places. \*\* Meaning…normal? When I was little, I really wanted African skin. Hell, I still do. I’m the whitiest whitey who ever whitied. Veins are very visible in my freaking _nose_. I don’t suppose there’s any chance of me turning black, though, so I’m happy with who I am. I’m reminded of the lyrics to SNL’s “Frank Baxter: Hollywood Gynecologist” as sung by Chris Parnell: _Stop by! Show your pie! Feel good…_ ---
**Author:** ![LoverBoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/87869e/32.png) [@LoverBoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LoverBoy)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/70 "2001-10-03T02:39:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vivian \* > **Have you NEVER seen a Black woman NAKED!!!** > > i swear to God/Allah/Elohim/Jehovah/Buddha etc,. that these women have never seen a naked black woman before. > [@](#): > > i do have to admit…seeing some of these white ladies naked freaks me out. i didn’t know you had vains in your ass until i saw y’all…\ I could say one of two things here: “Hypocrite.” or: “Have you NEVER seen a White woman NAKED!!!” - Rob ---
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/71 "2001-10-03T02:56:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vivian \* > **i have breasts like lisa nicole carson.** You mean you look like [THIS?!?!?](http://celeb14.tripod.com/lisanicolecarson/ns002-lisanicolecarson01-voo.jpg) _wolf whistle_ ---
**Author:** ![Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/72 "2001-10-03T07:41:35Z")
hell, I’ve seen people of all colours naked-- and been seen by 'em too. I tell ya, clothing optional beaches are a _good_ thing. ---
**Author:** ![Klaatu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Klaatu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Klaatu)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/73 "2001-10-03T08:55:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally blathered by TheNerd \* > \*\* > I must say that I am also surprised by all the responses praising how sexy black women are. From representations in popular culture, and my own preferences, I didn’t think that was the case. Go figure. \*\* I must say the above is amongst the most ignorant crap I have ever seen in two years of reading this board. Get out much, dipshit? ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/74 "2001-10-03T14:04:46Z")
Sorry to jump on this thread so late, but yes, as a matter of fact, I have seen a black woman naked. My first naked woman, as a matter of fact. And I think if you were standing in front of me naked, **vivian** , I’d be staring too. ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/75 "2001-10-03T14:19:53Z")
Maybe you’re hot, and they’re hot-n-bothered for you… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TheNerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TheNerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheNerd)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/76 "2001-10-03T15:22:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Klaatu \* > \*\* > I must say the above is amongst the most ignorant crap I have ever seen in two years of reading this board. > > Get out much, dipshit? \*\* Hey, I didn’t say she wasn’t attractive. I didn’t say black women aren’t attractive. I said I was surprised that so many (presumably non-black) posters expressed attraction to black women, given popular culture representations, and my own _opinion_. There was ignorance, but the statement you quoted was remarking on it (and it’s elimination), not expressing it. And no, I don’t get out much, dipshit. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/77 "2001-10-03T15:47:25Z")
Why yes, Vivian, we DO have veins in our asses. How amazing! Racist bitch. ---
**Author:** ![McKenna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/db5fbb/32.png) [@McKenna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/McKenna)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/78 "2001-10-03T15:52:17Z")
I think what Thenerd meant was that we’re always hearing about how little black girls objectify themselves as “ugly” and “outsiders” because they’re so far from the supposed American ideal of blonde hair and blue eyes. I dunno; I’m white (way too white, if my leg hair grows an eighth of an inch it starts to show!) but never really got that vibe. Maybe because I was raised in godless commie liberal freak New York City during the hippy dippy early Seventies. We had dolls of all shades and read books about all kinds of little girls and they were all pretty, which is another issue entirely but in this case not a racial one. I knew about three blonde girls in my whole neighborhood–we were all Italian and black Irish. It never occurred to me that blonde was better, and only a few of my friends dyed their hair when they got old enough. And then it wasn’t to look Nordic but to look punkish, sort of like Spike on “Buffy”. drool…Spike… ---
**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/79 "2001-10-03T16:13:46Z")
I think what The Nerd meant to say was that white people are USUALLY attracted to white people. Black people are USUALLY attracted to black people. Same with nearly any race or ethnicity. It may have somewhat to do with their opinions of physical attractiveness, but also has to do with social factors. White people tend to have more in common with white people. Black people tend to have more in common with black people. Even if there is not the pressure to date “within your race,” it is a matter of who you feel comfortable with and in tune with. Obviously there are many exceptions, and I think this trend is changing due to increasing understanding among the races and declining racism. (Yes, I know it is still alive and kicking) When I make my “Wanna sleep with” list, there are more white people on it than black people. I would imagine that that list for a black person would have more black people on it. Racism, I don’t think so. ---
**Author:** ![vivian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/3e96dc/32.png) [@vivian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivian)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/80 "2001-10-03T16:22:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > \*\*Why yes, Vivian, we DO have veins in our asses. How amazing! > > Racist bitch. \*\* i don’t know what you’re problem is. you are just a bitch. yup…just a plain ole friggin’ bitch. 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986.md?page=5)