# Have you NEVER seen a Black woman NAKED?????!!!!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 2, 2001, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986 "2001-10-02T15:52:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2001, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/101 "2001-10-04T14:53:57Z")
Well, you know what? I **will** stare at a black woman regardless of how heavily dressed she might be! (Of course, there will be a difference on the **length and intensity** of the stare depending on the “weight” of the dress 😉 ) Because… A black woman is the sexiest creature on the face of the world;… and here in Turkey, we don’t get to see many of them unfortunately. So, if I ever meet a black lady doper in person sometime in the unforseeable future, I apologize in advance for my tactlessness!!! By the way, Viv, how YOU doin??? ---
**Author:** ![vivian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/3e96dc/32.png) [@vivian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivian)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2001, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/102 "2001-10-04T15:45:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Watermelon Man \* > \*\*Well, you know what? > > I **will** stare at a black woman regardless of how heavily dressed she might be! > > (Of course, there will be a difference on the **length and intensity** of the stare depending on the “weight” of the dress 😉 ) > > Because… A black woman is the sexiest creature on the face of the world;… and here in Turkey, we don’t get to see many of them unfortunately. > > So, if I ever meet a black lady doper in person sometime in the unforseeable future, I apologize in advance for my tactlessness!!! > > By the way, Viv, how YOU doin??? \*\* i am fiiiiiiiiine, thank you! i’m feeling as sexy as ever because of you guys! Sorry i haven’t been here as often, people have been trying to bring me down on another thread…so i’ve come back here to reinforce my ego! ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2001, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/103 "2001-10-04T15:52:14Z")
Haven’t seen a black woman naked and have no desire to do so. Come to think of it I don’t desire to see any woman naked. NEWS FLASH: Stick to the threads in the forums as they appear people. It’s confusing enough without referencing back and forth. What’s in another forum should be discussed in that forum. If you want to discuss it start another thread in The Pit about that thread and call the person out for a specific reason. I can understand the frustration that’s going on, but remember, fresh meat. This too will pass. It always does. Thank you very much. NOW BACK TO OUR REGULAR BROADCAST ---
**Author:** ![seawitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@seawitch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seawitch)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2001, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/104 "2001-10-04T17:50:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wracket \* > \*\*It just seems to me that a lot of white people on who have posted are overdoing their worship of blackness in order to win brownie points (no racial pun intended). \*\* I think you’re reading too much into the motivation here. I am one of the pasty people who expressed envy of darker skin. I think it’s more of a “grass is greener” kind of thing. I envy thinner people? I diet and work out. I wish for a plumper rump? I eat a bit more. I envy blond hair? Off to the hairdresser I go. Straighter teeth? Bigger boobs? Both are for sale. Darker skin? I wither away in envy. If I’m honest, I’ll at least admit it. See? No brownie points involved. Now piss off. ---
**Author:** ![vivian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/3e96dc/32.png) [@vivian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivian)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2001, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/105 "2001-10-04T18:09:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by seawitch \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Wracket \* > > \*\*It just seems to me that a lot of white people on who have posted are overdoing their worship of blackness in order to win brownie points (no racial pun intended). \*\* > > I think you’re reading too much into the motivation here. I am one of the pasty people who expressed envy of darker skin. I think it’s more of a “grass is greener” kind of thing. > > I envy thinner people? I diet and work out. > I wish for a plumper rump? I eat a bit more. > I envy blond hair? Off to the hairdresser I go. > Straighter teeth? Bigger boobs? Both are for sale. > Darker skin? I wither away in envy. If I’m honest, I’ll at least admit it. > > See? No brownie points involved. Now piss off. \*\* nothing wrong with admiring. as matter of fact, i am very pleased with the responses i’ve been getting about it. i just wish i had this when i was a kid 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2001, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/106 "2001-10-04T21:17:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by seawitch \* > **I think you’re reading too much into the motivation here. I am one of the pasty people who expressed envy of darker skin. I think it’s more of a “grass is greener” kind of thing.** I was thinking the same thing. After I posted about admiring a lovely black body in the gym, it occurred to me that I try to sneak glances at lots of people. Someone who’s enviably thinner than me, someone with amazingly sculpted back muscles, a chubby woman who’s happy with herself and walking around content in her skin completely naked (I love that!), a woman with particularly gorgeous breasts or an interesting tattoo. I wasn’t suggesting that I’m inordinately attracted to naked black women because I thought it would get me points with anyone. It’s just one of the dozens of things I find interesting to stare at. And as **seawitch** so eloquently put it, it’s one of the few things (along with being 5’10") that I can never attain. -L ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2001, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/107 "2001-10-04T22:52:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pennylane \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by FireUnderpantsBoobs \* > > \*\*Ahem! Cough! Hypocrite! Cough! Achoo! \*\* > > If someone calls you a racist bitch, then you call them a bitch back and ask why they’re calling you names, is that really hypocritical?\*\* If someone calls you a bitch, and then you call her a bitch back, and then sixty seconds later you say there is no need to call anyone names, then I think that’s rather hypocritical. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2001, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/108 "2001-10-04T23:18:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by seawitch \* > \*\*See? No brownie points involved. Now piss off. \*\* Ah- **hah**! _Brownie_ points, EH?? You fucking racist bastard. That’s just unforgivable. I hope you rot in hell together with all the other Nazis. [sub]Whaddayamean, I’m taking this shit too seriously??[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![seawitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@seawitch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seawitch)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/109 "2001-10-05T00:27:17Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Coldfire_ > Ah- **hah**! Big poopyhead. ::kicks sand:: Whoops. I mean… You commie fink! You clog-wearin’ bastard! You… [sub]what’s that? His penis is HOW LONG? WHAT?![/sub] Hey, **Coldfire**. How YOU doin’? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/110 "2001-10-05T00:35:52Z")
That’s right, baby. And I’m white, too. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![LoverBoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/87869e/32.png) [@LoverBoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LoverBoy)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/111 "2001-10-05T00:37:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pennylane \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by FireUnderpantsBoobs \* > > \*\*Ahem! Cough! Hypocrite! Cough! Achoo! \*\* > > If someone calls you a racist bitch, then you call them a bitch back and ask why they’re calling you names, is that really hypocritical? \*\* Yes. Saying “You bitch. Don’t call me names.” is like saying “Stop fucking swearing, you dumbass!” - Rob ---
**Author:** ![Klaatu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Klaatu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Klaatu)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/112 "2001-10-05T07:27:57Z")
Yeah, but I would like to see WB post that crap, thenerd, the PC police would have jumped his shit. I still stand by that it was ignorant bullshit, your lame response aside. I will give you the fact that the SDMB PC police, meaning some posters, are rather selective… ---
**Author:** ![pennylane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@pennylane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pennylane)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/113 "2001-10-05T09:16:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LoverBoy \* > **Yes. Saying “You bitch. Don’t call me names.” is like saying "Stop fucking swearing, you dumbass!"** I’ll accept what **FireUnderpantsBoobs** said in her own defence, because although I don’t agree with her, I don’t think she was necessarily wrong, but _you_ are distorting what happened. ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/114 "2001-10-05T12:40:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pennylane \* > \*\*There’s a lot of black-girl-worshipping going on here so I feel it’s time to mention what I envy about white girls… \*\* Sure you can look Gawth if you’re black. You need to dye your hair white as a first step (like “Storm”), and you can end up looking like a Drow Elf. Get lots of blood-red jewelry (garnets, rubies, etc), with silver to set itself off from the lovely mocha skin tones. It looks really cool! ---
**Author:** ![pennylane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@pennylane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pennylane)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/115 "2001-10-05T13:24:57Z")
Yes, it does sound kind of cool… but you can’t get that drained-of-blood vampire look, can you? And it takes so much bleach to dye black hair… ---
**Author:** ![Heloise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e36b37/32.png) [@Heloise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heloise)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/116 "2001-10-05T13:47:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*That’s right, baby. And I’m white, too. 😉 \*\* And, from what I hear, uncut, too. So, **Coldie** , you’ll be here when??? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![vivian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/3e96dc/32.png) [@vivian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivian)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/117 "2001-10-05T14:07:03Z")
just so you know guys…i had written the first post calling her a bitch and then clicking on ‘submit reply’. while the system was doing its thing and i thought that it was just as bad to call her names as well. i clicked on the ‘Stop’ button and edited it. But as luck would have it, it posted both… ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986/118 "2001-10-06T00:27:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pennylane \* > \*\*Yes, it does sound kind of cool… but you can’t get that drained-of-blood vampire look, can you? And it takes so much bleach to dye black hair… \*\* Eh…that blood-drained look is just one aspect of the Gawth Chic[sup]TM[/sup]. You can, for example, if you have medium-dark skin, appear as the Indian goddess Kali. You just need a necklace of baby skulls. Also, it’s good at parties. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-never-seen-a-black-woman-naked/84986.md?page=5)