# Have you notice how much evil there is on this board? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 20, 2003, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713 "2003-07-20T06:58:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/1 "2003-07-20T06:58:28Z")
Have you notice how much evil there is around here? Lots, that’s how much. I’ve noticed **scott evil, Evil Captor, and Evil One.** There’s \*\*Evil Death and evilbeth. im2evil4u \*\* brags about it. There’s **evilhomer.** D’oh! And **evilhanz.** There are evil animals. \*\* ThatDuckIsEvil, Evil\_Weevil, and EvilHamsterOnCrack.\*\* And PapaBear. That one’s not evil. There are a lot of bears, though. ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/2 "2003-07-20T07:10:17Z")
I don’t think that there are any other sharks on the board. But you are right, there are a lot of evil people on the boards. ---
**Author:** ![Tsubaki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@Tsubaki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tsubaki)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/3 "2003-07-20T07:37:04Z")
Hmmm…I wonder how many other flowers are on the board? **Ladyrose** **TeaRoses** **AlbertRose** **LilyoftheValley** **Mayflower** (or maybe not?) I can’t find any more…I don’t know what other flowers to input in the search engine. ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/4 "2003-07-20T07:47:23Z")
Lotsa Dogs. And wolves. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/5 "2003-07-20T07:57:58Z")
[The Evil Ones:](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=97076&perpage=50&pagenumber=7) from long ago. evilbeth scott evil Jeremy’s Evil Twin Is the role of eveil increasing in the board? From 3 to 11. ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/6 "2003-07-20T07:58:27Z")
There is a lot of cats. **OpalCat Crazy Cat Lady Kat** Just to name a few. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/7 "2003-07-20T07:59:08Z")
Guess what “Cervaise” means in Kakro-Elbonian. No, it doesn’t mean “evil.” It translates to “Satisfying Andy Licious.” _That_ means evil in Kakro-Elbonian. ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/8 "2003-07-20T08:00:28Z")
I’m having a rough time trying to find it, but there is, somewhere in the depths of the hamsters’ cage, a long thread in a similar vein, with usernames broken up into various categories. Anyone else recall this one? ---
**Author:** ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/9 "2003-07-20T08:03:07Z")
There’s also an **Ataraxy** , **ataraxy22** , **TheOnlySaneOne** , **Wonko The Sane** , **Quitesane** , **Abner Normal** , **strangely normal** and me. Like evil, sanity and normalcy may be relative… ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/10 "2003-07-20T08:03:31Z")
Yeah, I remember that thread also. I know it was at least three or more pages long. ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/11 "2003-07-20T08:06:14Z")
Ah ha! [Here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=97076) 'tis. Upon Preview: Ah poop. **Fern Forest** beat me to it, by three minutes. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/12 "2003-07-20T10:54:54Z")
But there’s only one \*_Johnny Bravo_. Hoo! Ha! Hyuh! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/13 "2003-07-20T10:56:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*_…_ … You know what I mean. ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/14 "2003-07-20T11:15:48Z")
_chuckles_ Skeezix, it is so much more fun being on this side of those instances then that side. I wish it would happen more often but somehow my eyes seem to refuse to read some lines. Next time you want to find it search for “fairychatmom” and “fireunderpantsboobs.” If somebody were to clean up the first thread of categories and copy it into this thread please be sure to delete “Osiris” as it’s no longer my username. ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/15 "2003-07-20T11:42:41Z")
Well there are only two **kiwi** I know of, me and **kiwiboy** (no relation 🙂 ). Loads of Kiwis though 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/16 "2003-07-20T11:45:10Z")
Aside from the Wolf Issue (as **TheLoadedDog** referred … :D) there are a few of us Ice-related beggers around, too. ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/17 "2003-07-20T12:08:13Z")
I’m the opposite of evil! ---
**Author:** ![FisherQueen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@FisherQueen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FisherQueen)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/18 "2003-07-20T12:19:05Z")
I am fortunate enough to work with Evil One in real life, or was until I recently left the job. Allow me to assure you that he really is quite evil. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMule](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc348/32.png) [@MonkeyMule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMule)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/19 "2003-07-20T12:50:29Z")
I have to be the only Simian-Equine in the entire SDMB family, maybe even the world 😃 ---
**Author:** ![peri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/67e7ee/32.png) [@peri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peri)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/20 "2003-07-20T14:50:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mudshark \* > **I don’t think that there are any other sharks on the board.** **Tiburon** [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713.md?page=2)