# Have you notice how much evil there is on this board?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 20, 2003, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713 "2003-07-20T06:58:28Z")\
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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/21 "2003-07-20T15:28:07Z")

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I know of **Otto, OttoDaFe** and **otto3883** although the last might have changed his name.

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**Author:** ![Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krisfer_the_Cat)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/22 "2003-07-20T16:18:29Z")

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Since this thread is thoroughly hijacked I’ll jump in…

another Cat here

and don’t forget Cougarfang… though I haven’t seen her since she was licking spilled lasagna off some guy at the covered dish thread…

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**Author:** ![look\_ninjas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@look\_ninjas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/look_ninjas)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/23 "2003-07-20T16:47:32Z")

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Then there’s **Little Plastic Ninja** and **NinjaChick**. Are there any more Ninjas out there?

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**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/24 "2003-07-20T17:08:06Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Otto \*  
> \*\*I know of **Otto, OttoDaFe** and **otto3883** although the last might have changed his name. \*\*

And Ottoerotic.

Am I and Planet of the shapes the only shapes here?

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/25 "2003-07-20T17:37:29Z")

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I, as always, am in a category of my own.

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**Author:** ![The\_Great\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_Great\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_One)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/26 "2003-07-20T18:17:52Z")

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Am I the only egotistical brat on board?

I suppose there is only one number one, and, heh, guess I’m it.

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**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/27 "2003-07-20T18:19:50Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Fern Forest \*  
> \*\*Is the role of eveil increasing in the board? From 3 to 11. \*\*

The SDMB: Our Evil Goes To 11.

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**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/28 "2003-07-20T19:18:24Z")

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I think I’m the only bug.

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**Author:** ![im2evil4u](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b5ac83/32.png) [@im2evil4u](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/im2evil4u)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/29 "2003-07-20T19:21:12Z")

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😃

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/30 "2003-07-20T19:31:30Z")

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Hey, as an Evil Overlord I have a PR function to fulfill. Then again, my wife, who is TWICE as evil as me, does not describe herslef as evil. OK, she is a Terror …

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**Author:** ![wakimika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f08c70/32.png) [@wakimika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wakimika)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/31 "2003-07-20T19:32:29Z")

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You. You, sir. Mr. Satisfying Andy Licious.

All weekend I have had the song “Candyman” stuck in my head. Over and over, and I had no idea why.

_Who can take a sunrise_  
_And sprinkle it with dew_

It was a subliminal attack generated by your craftily designed handle.

Now _that’s_ evil. 😃

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**Author:** ![Declan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecae2f/32.png) [@Declan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Declan)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/32 "2003-07-20T20:55:11Z")

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I think you forgot evilcooler

Declan

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**Author:** ![ARose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8491ac/32.png) [@ARose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ARose)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/33 "2003-07-20T20:59:36Z")

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_sniffle_

I’m a Rose, too, y’know. ☹

~ARose

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**Author:** ![Mr.Excellent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@Mr.Excellent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Excellent)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/34 "2003-07-20T21:01:15Z")

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Yes…it saddens me that there is so much evil on this board, and so little Excellence. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/35 "2003-07-20T21:11:17Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Cervaise \*  
> \*\*Guess what “Cervaise” means in Kakro-Elbonian.
> 
> No, it doesn’t mean “evil.”
> 
> It translates to “Satisfying Andy Licious.”
> 
> _That_ means evil in Kakro-Elbonian. \*\*

I am unmasked! I thought no one on this board would speak Kakro-Elbonian.  
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if not for that darn Cervaise!

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> \*Originally posted by wakimika \*  
> \*\*You. You, sir. Mr. Satisfying Andy Licious.
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> All weekend I have had the song “Candyman” stuck in my head. Over and over, and I had no idea why.
> 
> _Who can take a sunrise_  
> _And sprinkle it with dew_
> 
> It was a subliminal attack generated by your craftily designed handle.
> 
> Now _that’s_ evil. 😃 \*\*

Right you are! I don’t believe in suffering alone.  
😃

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> \*Originally posted by Smeghead \*  
> \*\*I, as always, am in a category of my own. \*\*

Ah, but there are also a P.T. Smegma and a smegmum V. But a quick search reveals that you are the lead posters among smegs.

With thousand of people posting here, I sometimes get them confused. I didn’t know that “bear” had a gay-sex connotation. When I learned it did, I then thought every bear name had a gay-sex connotation. Then some of them talked about wives and girlfriends.

kung fu lola vs. LolaCocaCola. Who wins? 😃

Bippy the Beardless and Biffy the Elephant Shrew. One is hardly hirsute. The other an elephantine shrew. _Together, they fight crime._

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**Author:** ![Bugnorton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@Bugnorton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bugnorton)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/36 "2003-07-20T21:25:34Z")

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No, **Super Gnat** , you aren’t quite the _only_ **Bug**.

Hello, happy to meet you.

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**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/37 "2003-07-20T21:31:33Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Mudshark \*  
> There is a lot of cats.
> 
> **OpalCat  
> Crazy Cat Lady  
> Kat**
> 
> Just to name a few.

Me! Me! Don’t forget Me!

But I’m not evil today. :mad:

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**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/38 "2003-07-20T21:38:46Z")

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But how many palindromes are there???

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**Author:** ![Tusculan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecd19e/32.png) [@Tusculan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tusculan)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/39 "2003-07-20T21:47:51Z")

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Isn’t there a **Mirror Image…** which is a palindrome?

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**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/40 "2003-07-20T21:47:54Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by I Love Me, Vol. I \*  
> \*\*But how many palindromes are there??? \*\*

Quite a few. **Otto** posted earlier in this thread.

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