# Have you notice how much evil there is on this board?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 20, 2003, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713 "2003-07-20T06:58:28Z")\
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**Author:** ![Tusculan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecd19e/32.png) [@Tusculan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tusculan)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/41 "2003-07-20T21:49:19Z")

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Hi lel!

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**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/42 "2003-07-20T21:49:35Z")

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> \*Originally posted by I Love Me, Vol. I \*  
> \*\*But how many palindromes are there??? \*\*

Ah, I didn’t realize it was a palindrome until you said.  
And you also got one in your location. Good job.

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**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/43 "2003-07-20T21:53:01Z")

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Hi, **Tusculanalucsut**!

I didn’t recognize that **I Love Me, Vol. I** was a palindrome either until s/he mentioned such. (At least I recognized that **Satisfying Andy Licious** was wordplay!)

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**Author:** ![wakimika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f08c70/32.png) [@wakimika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wakimika)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/44 "2003-07-20T21:59:04Z")

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_talk about your childhood wishes_  
_you can even eat the dishes_

Oh God, please, please make it stop.

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**Author:** ![merrily](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@merrily](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/merrily)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/45 "2003-07-20T22:14:59Z")

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I think I may be the only adverb.

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**Author:** ![Mephisto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@Mephisto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mephisto)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/46 "2003-07-20T22:55:08Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Satisfying Andy Licious \*  
> \*\*Have you notice how much evil there is around here? \*\*

No. 😉

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**Author:** ![yBeayf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/e274bd/32.png) [@yBeayf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yBeayf)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/47 "2003-07-20T23:24:43Z")

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Are myself and **DaToad** the only toadly individuals around here?

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**Author:** ![finette6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7993a0/32.png) [@finette6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/finette6)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/48 "2003-07-20T23:35:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by wakimika \*  
> \*\*You. You, sir. Mr. Satisfying Andy Licious.
> 
> All weekend I have had the song “Candyman” stuck in my head. Over and over, and I had no idea why.
> 
> _Who can take a sunrise_  
> _And sprinkle it with dew_
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> It was a subliminal attack generated by your craftily designed handle.
> 
> Now _that’s_ evil. 😃 \*\*

Hell, I’ve had it stuck in my head since I first found the board!

That’s OK, though, I love the movie, and the Sammy Davis Jr. version, too!

**Satisfying Andy Licious** , you do have my favorite username here, although **You With The Face** is a close second. I’d call myself **What’s His Face** , but I made a decision long ago to stick with the ol’ Finette6 through thick and thin.

_sigh_

I think **Mangetout** is the only other French moniker, but until yesterday on [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=198010&perpage=50&pagenumber=1) I thought it was a reference to Mange, as in Mangey!

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/49 "2003-07-20T23:41:44Z")

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I may be the only pun on JFK, but I’m not the only one who instructs you to ask. There’s even one **Don’tAsk** , I think.

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**Author:** ![Greywolf73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@Greywolf73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greywolf73)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/50 "2003-07-21T01:22:46Z")

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> \*Originally posted by TheLoadedDog \*  
> \*\*Lotsa Dogs.  
> And wolves. 😃 \*\*

Yep. There’s a whole pack of us around here.

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**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/51 "2003-07-21T01:52:46Z")

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What category does my username fit into?

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**Author:** ![Berkut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@Berkut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Berkut)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/52 "2003-07-21T02:10:02Z")

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Too many **Joeys**.

Joey G  
Joey P  
JoeyHemlock  
JoeyBlades

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**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/53 "2003-07-21T02:19:44Z")

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I don’t know about evil, but I tend to categorize the rest of you as “unbalanced”. 😉

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**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/54 "2003-07-21T03:30:48Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Bugnorton \*  
> \*\*No, **Super Gnat** , you aren’t quite the _only_ **Bug**.
> 
> Hello, happy to meet you. \*\*

D’oh!

I mean, hi 😛 .

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**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/55 "2003-07-21T03:53:05Z")

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UserName: **Ferris**

Your score:

Evilness: 0  
Sharkness: 0  
Floweriness: 0  
Canineness: 0  
Felineness: 0  
Sanity/Normalcy: 0  
Johnny Bravoness: 0  
Kiwiness: 1 (by location)  
Icyness: 0  
Angelicness: 0  
Simian-Equineness: 0  
Ottoness: 0  
Ninjaness: 0  
Shapeliness: 0  
Smegness: 0  
Egotisticalness: 0  
Buginess: 0  
Excellenceness: 0  
Palindrominess: 0  
Adverbiness: 0  
Toadyness: 0  
JFK punnyness: 0  
Joeyness: 0

Total Score: 1

Guess you can fit me into a category then. If there’s anyone with a UserName with ‘wheel’ in it, then maybe they’ll admit me into their club too.

As an aside, I was a little worried when I realised soon after registering that there was already a **Ferrous** and a **Fenris** who were already active and prolific posters. To my knowledge, only one person has confused me with another poster so far though.

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**Author:** ![Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krisfer_the_Cat)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/56 "2003-07-21T04:26:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by lel \*  
> \*\* (At least I recognized that **Satisfying Andy Licious** was wordplay!) \*\*

Yer one up on e me then lel. I didn’t get the pun until I was walking about the house mumbling and for some reason the DUH thread popped into my mind and it was like a light bulb went on! I mean talk about blinded by the truth!

I am soooo embarassed \* slinks away in shame\*

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**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/57 "2003-07-21T04:52:56Z")

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> \*Originally posted by wakimika \*  
> \*\*_talk about your childhood wishes_  
> _you can even eat the dishes_
> 
> Oh God, please, please make it stop. \*\*

As Dante learned at the mouth of Hell, the way out is the way through.  
So we’re just going to have to go through the entire song:  
_Cover it with chocolate and a miracle or two.  
The Candy Man can …_

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**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/58 "2003-07-21T05:08:57Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Blackeyes \*  
> \*\*What category does my username fit into? \*\*

Assault and battery?

> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Mephisto \*  
> \*\*No. 😉 \*\*

But **Mephisto,** you have relatives: **The Devil’s Grandmother.**

And supporters: **Devil’s Advocate**

And pets: **jcdevildog**

And colorful friends: **RedDevil**

And a place to freshen up: **devils\_laundromat**

Yep. Lots of evil on this board.

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**Author:** ![available\_light](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@available\_light](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/available_light)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/59 "2003-07-21T12:20:13Z")

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How many out there have usernames that refer to their favorite band?

For Rush, there’s me and **Coldfire**. Any others? It’s a bit hard to search for, so come on out and show yourselves! (There’s a **Rushgeekgirl** but I dunno if that refers to the band or the Limbaugh.

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/60 "2003-07-21T12:31:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Krisfer the Cat \*  
> \*\*Yer one up on e me then lel. I didn’t get the pun until I was walking about the house mumbling and for some reason the DUH thread popped into my mind and it was like a light bulb went on! I mean talk about blinded by the truth!
> 
> I am soooo embarassed \* slinks away in shame\* \*\*

I never got it, either. Neato!

It’s like **Sue Duhnym** ’s name. A lot of people didn’t get that one, either.

(Personally, I always thought **Sofa King** ’s name should have “Good” appended to it.)

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