# Have you notice how much evil there is on this board?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 20, 2003, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713 "2003-07-20T06:58:28Z")\
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**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/61 "2003-07-21T13:33:26Z")

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I wonder how many other dopes besides myself are so boring they just use their real name? Mine is just my first name and last initial, although a lot of people tend to read it as nori-new insted of norine w. which is what it is!

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/62 "2003-07-21T13:37:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by norinew \*  
> \*\*I wonder how many other dopes besides myself are so boring they just use their real name? Mine is just my first name and last initial, although a lot of people tend to read it as nori-new insted of norine w. which is what it is! \*\*

Ahem.

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**Author:** ![gallows\_fodder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8c91f0/32.png) [@gallows\_fodder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gallows_fodder)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/63 "2003-07-21T13:42:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by dantheman \*  
> \*\*(Personally, I always thought **Sofa King** ’s name should have “Good” appended to it.) \*\*

Yes! I’m not the only one who thought “Sofa King…what?”  
I think my evil is implied…

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**Author:** ![Second\_Guest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@Second\_Guest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Second_Guest)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/64 "2003-07-21T14:14:43Z")

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> \*Originally posted by TheLoadedDog \*  
> \*\*Lotsa Dogs.  
> And wolves. 😃 \*\*

Not to mention **SisterCoyote**.

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**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/65 "2003-07-21T14:19:18Z")

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> Have you notice [sic] how much evil there is on this board?

Yes.

:devilhorns:

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/66 "2003-07-21T14:30:24Z")

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I shouldn’t admit it, but I didn’t get Satisfying Andy Licious until NOW. Geez! I just thought of him as a tasty guy named Andy! 🙂

I always thought I should be in the produce category, though Ellen is My Actual Name and Ellen Cherry is a character in a couple Tom Robbins novels.

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**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/67 "2003-07-21T14:59:27Z")

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> \*Originally posted by dantheman \*  
> \*\*Ahem. \*\*

I didn’t say I was the only one; I said I wonder how many there are? Sometimes something that seems like a users’ actual name to me might be the name of a favorite fictional character or some such, and I just can’t tell. However, I did get “Satisfying Andy Licious” right away, and “Sue Dunhym” pretty quickly, so I’m not feeling **too** dense right now. But I didn’t get that I Love Me, Vol. I was a palindrome until this thread, so I don’t get bonus points.

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**Author:** ![Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krisfer_the_Cat)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/68 "2003-07-21T15:02:53Z")

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Kris is my actual name.  
Had I been a boy I would have been Christopher.  
For part of my senior year in school I went by the name of Kristofer … most peopple pronounced it Krist-OFFER or Krisfer…

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/69 "2003-07-21T15:08:04Z")

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> \*Originally posted by norinew \*  
> \*\*I didn’t say I was the only one; I said I wonder how many there are? Sometimes something that seems like a users’ actual name to me might be the name of a favorite fictional character or some such, and I just can’t tell. However, I did get “Satisfying Andy Licious” right away, and “Sue Dunhym” pretty quickly, so I’m not feeling **too** dense right now. But I didn’t get that I Love Me, Vol. I was a palindrome until this thread, so I don’t get bonus points. \*\*

Ack! You’re making it worse! What you actually said was that you wondered how many people were so boring as to use their own name.

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**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/70 "2003-07-21T15:27:04Z")

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**norinew** , I’m so boring that I couldn’t even muster up my whole name, I just use my initials.

I have considered changing my username (largely because tlw can’t be ego-searched, I’m soooooo bad) and I’ve considered something that relates to _my_ favorite band, but it won’t be anything to do with Rush! 😃

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**Author:** ![fotosbyfrank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/54ee81/32.png) [@fotosbyfrank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fotosbyfrank)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/71 "2003-07-21T15:48:02Z")

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[Where the truely evil shop](http://www.villainsupply.com/)

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**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/72 "2003-07-21T16:44:50Z")

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> _Originally posted by dantheman_  
> Ack! You’re making it worse! What you actually said was that you wondered how many people were so boring as to use their own name.

Yikes! I was being dense, wasn’t I? I don’t think **dantheman** is boring, because it is descriptive. I don’t even have anything descriptive in my name; it’s just my name. Now **that’s** boring! I mean, when I was a little kid, my dad called me “Jelly Bean”. That wouldn’t have been boring. But just my first name and last initial? ::wince::

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/73 "2003-07-21T16:56:29Z")

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Aw, I was just poking fun atcha. 😉

[sub]should I mention to her I used to read her name as “norine? ewwww”? nah…[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/74 "2003-07-21T17:47:35Z")

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Well, I got **Satisfying Andy Licious** ’s name, right off the bat, but it does still conjure up images of another sort, entirely, which I’d rather not have. And, umm…sorry, **norinew** , I thought it was nori-new, up until now.

There are a number of bears, here, and some are gay. I’m not one of them. My nickname pre-dates common public knowledge of the use of “bear” as gay code. Actually, that’s kind of a sore spot, with me, as I’ve had an affinity for bears (the real ones) since I was a kid, and had to seriously consider adopting a different username for a while, because of all the interest I was generating among the gay community, just by using the name. (Not on this board. I’ve had absolutely no problems with the gay folk, here.)

But, to get back to the OP, _true_ evil does not so readily show itself. True evil lurks, poised to strike. It does not walk up to its victims, shake them by the hand, and say “Welcome to the neighborhood.”

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**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/75 "2003-07-21T18:13:21Z")

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Automotive related:

**racer72**  
**Blown & Injected**  
**Motog**  
**NinetyWt**  
**racekarl**

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**Author:** ![Sock\_Munkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Sock\_Munkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sock_Munkey)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/76 "2003-07-21T18:29:11Z")

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> \*Originally posted by finette6 \*  
> \*\*I think **Mangetout** is the only other French moniker, but until yesterday on [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=198010&perpage=50&pagenumber=1) I thought it was a reference to Mange, as in Mangey! \*\*

Hmm, I always thought it was “Man, get out!” all crunched together.

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**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/77 "2003-07-21T18:33:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Bruce\_Daddy \*  
> \*\*Yes.
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> :devilhorns: \*\*

Grammar Nazis. Now _they’re_ evil.  
😃

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> \*Originally posted by Ellen Cherry \*  
> **I shouldn’t admit it, but I didn’t get Satisfying Andy Licious until NOW. Geez! I just thought of him as a tasty guy named Andy! 🙂**

But I _am._ I _am._

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**Author:** ![Evil\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/45deac/32.png) [@Evil\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_One)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/78 "2003-07-21T19:50:03Z")

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Is there anyone around to debauch? I enjoy sipping of their innocence just a bit at a time, as one should enjoy a fine wine.

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**Author:** ![Tsubaki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@Tsubaki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tsubaki)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/79 "2003-07-21T22:47:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ARose \*  
> \*\*_sniffle_
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> I’m a Rose, too, y’know. ☹
> 
> ~ARose \*\*

I KNEW there were more of us out there!

Sorry, **ARose**!

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**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/80 "2003-07-22T01:03:00Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Satisfying Andy Licious \*  
> \*\*Ah, I didn’t realize it was a palindrome until you said.  
> And you also got one in your location. Good job. \*\*

Wow. I thought it was an obvious palindrome! No wonder folks in the GD and BBQ threads thought I was just full of myself! Truth is, I’m not so narcissistic-- I just love palindromes!

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