# Have you notice how much evil there is on this board? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 20, 2003, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713 "2003-07-20T06:58:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![juji\_mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ea924/32.png) [@juji\_mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/juji_mojo)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/121 "2003-07-24T02:14:04Z")
There are other mojos here. And I think there are other juji’s cause when I tried to register I couldnt be just plain juji. But I havent seen juji. ---
**Author:** ![Algernon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a183cd/32.png) [@Algernon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algernon)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/122 "2003-07-24T12:08:23Z")
**juji** has no posts, so someone must have registered under that username and never posted. The username **juju** has only one post (a few years ago). Apparently _ju…_ has some bad mojo. ---
**Author:** ![Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krisfer_the_Cat)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/123 "2003-07-24T16:37:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lord Ashtar \* > \*\*In doing a vanity search, I discovered that there used to be a poster named **Ashtar**. Surprisingly, we have never crossed paths before. \*\* Ashy doesn’t post much. He lurks… but start a thread about rats and he’ll be right there! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Raven\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@The\_Raven\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Raven_1)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/124 "2003-07-24T16:51:25Z")
Won’t someone please think of the birds? 🙂 -Rav ---
**Author:** ![lachesis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@lachesis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lachesis)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/125 "2003-07-24T19:36:53Z")
ok, i’ll bite. how many other deities are here, other than **DreadCthulhu** and **Hastur** and, i guess, **jsgoddess**? or maybe i should ask about other historical/mythical Greek names, like **Ariadne**? ---
**Author:** ![Algernon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a183cd/32.png) [@Algernon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algernon)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/126 "2003-07-24T20:19:31Z")
Other deities… **Persephone, pluto, Gawd, Thor, Odin, Loki, Freyr, Phobos, Osiris, Imthecowgodmoo, Anubis, Athena.** ---
**Author:** ![Algernon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a183cd/32.png) [@Algernon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algernon)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/127 "2003-07-24T20:52:01Z")
(I can’t believe I’m doing this…) > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by The Raven_ > Won’t someone please think of the birds? **Tequila Mockingbird, MsRobyn, Wood Thrush, Corvus, Colibri, robinh, screech-owl, Darwin’s Finch, woodstockbirdybird, Duck Duck Goose, Many Crows, Corvidae, Lark, JBirdman12, hesredbird, Birdie, Ma Parrot, sandpiper, Ivorybill, RickJay, KingPenguin, owlstretchingtime, Little Bird, Icefalcon, MamaHen.** ---
**Author:** ![Kickback\_Joe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/cdc98d/32.png) [@Kickback\_Joe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kickback_Joe)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/128 "2003-07-24T21:35:31Z")
Personally, I can’t believe the amount of posters, other than myself and laurielounge, who don’t take the time to relax. That might explain why there are so many posters with names like… Tired of Crap Sickntired Isosleepy Sleepy59 SleepyGene SleepyGeno Sleepyhead SleepyWeasel Sleepyeyes ---
**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/129 "2003-07-24T21:51:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Algernon \* > \*\*Other deities… > > **Persephone, pluto, Gawd, Thor, Odin, Loki, Freyr, Phobos, Osiris, Imthecowgodmoo, Anubis, Athena.** \*\* **I am King God Space. Fear me!** (Seriously, I still use that sig on a few other boards.) I’ve seen a few other Kings, but no other Gods. (Aside from **cowgodmoo** , who sounds like he needs a milking.) Which is good. Because There Can Be Only One _True_ God. ---
**Author:** ![Algernon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a183cd/32.png) [@Algernon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algernon)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/130 "2003-07-24T21:54:43Z")
**KGS** , I had no idea. It must have been your location in the Porn Capital USA that threw me off. (grin) ---
**Author:** ![Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambi_Hassenpfeffer)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/131 "2003-07-25T02:21:37Z")
I think I’m the only **Bambi**. I’m certain I’m the only **Bambi Hassenpfeffer** , tho. ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/132 "2003-07-25T02:34:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shirley Ujest \* > \*\*There is only one **Shirley** \*\* You jest! [sub]Someone had to. Can’t believe no one beat me to it.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![insomnia4AM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@insomnia4AM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/insomnia4AM)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/133 "2003-07-25T02:40:22Z")
I haven’t seen anyone else here with sleeping problems. ---
**Author:** ![Berkut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@Berkut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Berkut)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/134 "2003-07-25T02:56:08Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by The Raven_\*\* > Won’t someone please think of the birds?\*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Algernon \* > \*\*(I can’t believe I’m doing this…) > **Tequila Mockingbird, …snip… sandpiper, Ivorybill, RickJay, KingPenguin, owlstretchingtime, Little Bird, Icefalcon, MamaHen.** \*\* Ahem. > [@](#): > > - > > “The most exotic sort of wolf hunting involves the use of eagles. It has been seen only > occasionally in Europe; its real home is Kirghizia, in south-central Russia. The specially > bred birds - a subspecies of golden eagles called a **Berkut** - are flown by nomadic tribesmen. > The birds weigh only ten or twelve pounds but can slam into a wolf’s back and bind its nose > with such force that the wolf is almost paralyzed. Often the bird binds the spine with one > foot and, as the wolf turns its head to bite, binds its nose with the other foot, suffocating the > animal or holding it down until the hunter kills it. The birds are deceptively strong; there is > almost a ton of binding force in each foot and the blow of a thirty-six-inch wing can break > a man’s arm…Kirghizian tribesmen still hunt wolves in Russia with Berkut, on horseback, > with the aid of dogs.” > > - Barry Holstun Lopez > Of Wolves and Men\* ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/135 "2003-07-25T07:56:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Super Gnat \* > \*\*D’oh! > > I mean, hi 😛 . \*\* Uh, there are at least two more Kricket/Crickets around here somewhere, but I think I’m the only one with a “K”. And I know there are a few other bugs as well. But we smaller type bugs need to be mindful because there are a few spiders lurking about in the corners, keyboards, and bathrooms as well. ---
**Author:** ![Algernon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a183cd/32.png) [@Algernon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algernon)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/136 "2003-07-25T13:07:51Z")
**Berkut** … you can bring down a wolf??? Categorizing you simply as a bird seems, well, insufficient. And considering I’m just a little mouse, I certainly don’t want to meet you in the wild. Thanks for the interesting (and graphic) information. ---
**Author:** ![singular1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@singular1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/singular1)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/137 "2003-07-28T13:14:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > \*\*Y’know, **singular1** , when I see your name I can’t help but think of a certain telecommunications company. Can you hear me now? \*\* Good! Actually, I had picked this name in 1999 just a few months before the debut of cingular in New Orleans (Don’t know if they were around anywhere else). Made me all warm and fuzzy. And I like the little orange dude, too! ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/138 "2003-08-01T21:14:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lachesis \* > **ok, i’ll bite. how many other deities are here, other than DreadCthulhu and Hastur and, i guess, jsgoddess?** You _guess_ jsgoddess? You doubt me? _smite_ Julie ---
**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/139 "2003-08-01T21:37:05Z")
Is there anyone else other than **odinoneeye** and me whose name suggests visual impairment? ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/140 "2003-08-01T22:32:12Z")
Regarding **Satisfying Andy Licious** I didn’t realize it was a Mondegreen until this thread - and now I hate you for locking that song into my brain. I would read your user name and wonder “why doesn’t he called himself ' **Satisfyingly Andylicious** ” - like it was a made-up adjectival phrase - “Why, that chocolate fudge sundae wasn’t just good, it was satisfyingly Andylicious!!” never mind. But what about us wordy types. There’s me, **Booklover** , **Tequila Mockingbird** , and a few other word/book-related usernames… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713.md?page=8)