# Have you notice how much evil there is on this board? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 20, 2003, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713 "2003-07-20T06:58:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/141 "2003-08-01T22:41:37Z")
How many other drug references out there? Love the name MudShark…or should I say “Muud, sh sh shaarrrk…” That’s right, you heard right, the secret word of tonight is… hehheh ---
**Author:** ![DeskMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f14d63/32.png) [@DeskMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeskMonkey)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/142 "2003-08-01T23:04:32Z")
There are a lot of monkeys here too! **DeskMonkey Sock Munkey MonkeyMule A Monkey With A Gun MonkeyMensch psychomonkey Soapbox Monkey DarkMonkey Monkeytoes CrazyMonkey ZenMonkey Monkey Lore PinkJasmineMonkey** Did I miss any? Damn. That’s alotta monkeys. And this place doesn’t even smell that bad! And one name I’ve never seen but love. **HughManatee** Love it! ---
**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/143 "2003-08-01T23:32:31Z")
Hey Mikie! He LIKES it! I know the Life Cereal people spell it Mikey – I had to be original. Anyway, I have been called Mikie since I was a little tot, and it kinda stuck. Any other ceral lovers here? ---
**Author:** ![ace22](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f05b48/32.png) [@ace22](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ace22)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/144 "2003-08-01T23:47:52Z")
I reckon I’m the only ace. ---
**Author:** ![thumbupmybum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@thumbupmybum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thumbupmybum)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/145 "2003-08-02T00:11:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by gouda \* > \*\*Am I the only cheese here?? \*\* I wanted to be mmmcheddar, but somebody was using it already, apparently. ---
**Author:** ![wakimika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f08c70/32.png) [@wakimika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wakimika)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/146 "2003-08-02T01:39:36Z")
Oh sweet Koresh in heaven, I thought this thread was gone. Now I get to spend yet another weekend with Sammy Davis Jr… ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/147 "2003-08-02T04:33:33Z")
I think **Euty** and I are the only saints in residence. ---
**Author:** ![brachyrhynchos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brachyrhynchos/32/376_2.png) [@brachyrhynchos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brachyrhynchos)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2003, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/148 "2003-08-03T02:21:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Algernon \* > \*\*(I can’t believe I’m doing this…) > > **Tequila Mockingbird, MsRobyn, Wood Thrush, Corvus, Colibri, robinh, screech-owl, Darwin’s Finch, woodstockbirdybird, Duck Duck Goose, Many Crows, Corvidae, Lark, JBirdman12, hesredbird, Birdie, Ma Parrot, sandpiper, Ivorybill, RickJay, KingPenguin, owlstretchingtime, Little Bird, Icefalcon, MamaHen.** \*\* And me too! **Corvus** is now \*\*Emperor Penguin[b/]. A little sad about the change since posting right after him formed the genus-species name for American Crow, _Corvus brachyrhynchos_. But the emperorship looks good on him. ---
**Author:** ![CaptBushido](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@CaptBushido](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptBushido)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2003, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/149 "2003-08-03T03:59:13Z")
How about usernames with military rankings? ---
**Author:** ![Mercury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e95f7d/32.png) [@Mercury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercury)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2003, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/150 "2003-08-03T04:28:52Z")
Any other elements on the boards? **Ferrous** counts, in an adjectival sort of way. ---
**Author:** ![Murcielago](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/da6949/32.png) [@Murcielago](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Murcielago)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2003, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/151 "2003-08-03T04:33:51Z")
All you poseurs have the pretense of evil, but I am the [dark origin](http://instructional1.calstatela.edu/bevans/Art446-02-Zapotec/WebPage-Info.00014.html) of your birth.😛 ---
**Author:** ![BadBaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/71c47a/32.png) [@BadBaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BadBaby)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2003, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/152 "2003-08-03T06:57:04Z")
I’m not evil, but I can see it from here. ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2003, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/153 "2003-08-04T02:54:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by brachyrhynchos \* > \*\*And me too! > > **Corvus** is now **Emperor Penguin**. A little sad about the change since posting right after him formed the genus-species name for American Crow, _Corvus brachyrhynchos_. But the emperorship looks good on him. \*\* Why thank you. I have to admit “emperor” had a certain zing which appealed to me. On the other hand, I can’t believe anybody remebered my old nick. I havn’t used that for quite some time. ---
**Author:** ![Berkut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@Berkut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Berkut)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2003, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/154 "2003-08-04T03:03:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Algernon \* > \*\ ***Berkut** … you can bring down a wolf??? Categorizing you simply as a bird seems, well, insufficient. And considering I’m just a little mouse, I certainly don’t want to meet you in the wild. \*\* _“AAAAAAAAWWWRRRRRRWWWWWKKKKKKKK!!!”_ That’s the sound I make. Hard to convey in print, but very terrifying none the less. Just have to take my word for it. ---
**Author:** ![verbigerate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a5b964/32.png) [@verbigerate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbigerate)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2003, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/155 "2003-08-04T08:26:44Z")
Any other verbs on the board? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2003, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/156 "2003-08-04T12:26:59Z")
I seem to be the only one of C S Lewis’s _Oyerisi_ (singular: _Oyarsa_) here. Should any other of the planetary archons happen by, tell 'em I said hi. **avarie** , I didn’t quite get it. The **Avari** were those Elves who didn’t heed the summons of the Valar to undertake the Great Journey, but anyone who’d read the _Silmarillion_ closely enough to know that wouldn’t have put an e on the end of the word. ---
**Author:** ![Epimetheus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c4cdca/32.png) [@Epimetheus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Epimetheus)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2003, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/157 "2003-08-04T12:50:41Z")
## quote: Originally posted by Algernon Other deities… ## Persephone, pluto, Gawd, Thor, Odin, Loki, Freyr, Phobos, Osiris, Imthecowgodmoo, Anubis, Athena. Ya forgot me. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![as\_u\_wish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6f9a4e/32.png) [@as\_u\_wish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/as_u_wish)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2003, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/158 "2003-08-04T13:42:51Z")
The _Princess Bride_ contingent includes **Inconceivable, Dread Pirate Jimbo** and me. There may be others. Who besides me thought they had to use underscores, and now is just to lazy to change their name? ---
**Author:** ![kung\_fu\_lola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f4b2a3/32.png) [@kung\_fu\_lola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kung_fu_lola)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2003, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/159 "2003-08-04T13:55:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Satisfying Andy Licious \* > \*\*kung fu lola vs. LolaCocaCola. Who wins? 😃 > \*\* When you use violence to solve your problems, nobody wins (except for maybe Buffy). I would hope that any confrontation I may have with **LolaCocaCola** and **Lolagranola** would involve bikinis, a kiddie pool full of chocolate pudding, and orgiastic writhing. I am likely to be alone in this hope, but really, you can’t blame a girl for dreaming. Bad lesbian! Bad, BAD! ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2003, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713/160 "2003-08-04T14:14:54Z")
Everyone at work is now wondering why I am smiling so broadly. Thanks, **kungfulola**! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-notice-how-much-evil-there-is-on-this-board/189713.md?page=9)