# Have you seen my pig? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 14, 2009, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-seen-my-pig/517518 "2009-11-14T02:53:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-seen-my-pig/517518/1 "2009-11-14T02:53:17Z")
A little pink stuffed pig. He’s on all fours, and his head is tilted to one side. His name is Beau. He’s from New Orleans. I haven’t seen him in about a week, and I’m afraid he’s gone for good. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![FloatyGimpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/floatygimpy/32/7750_2.png) [@FloatyGimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloatyGimpy)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-seen-my-pig/517518/2 "2009-11-14T02:59:48Z")
[http://manlygrub.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/stuffed-pig-01.jpg](http://manlygrub.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/stuffed-pig-01.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-seen-my-pig/517518/3 "2009-11-14T03:46:53Z")
Check under the bed. At my place everything that could ever be lost ends up under the bed somehow. ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-seen-my-pig/517518/4 "2009-11-14T04:16:33Z")
I checked the bed. Thing is, he could be just about anywhere. I noticed his absence right after we had the new carpet put in. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-seen-my-pig/517518/5 "2009-11-14T04:40:08Z")
Have you checked the airspace over Battersea Power Station? ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-seen-my-pig/517518/6 "2009-11-14T05:20:34Z")
> [@FloatyGimpy](#): > > [http://manlygrub.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/stuffed-pig-01.jpg](http://manlygrub.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/stuffed-pig-01.jpg) Good Lord, that’s cruel! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-seen-my-pig/517518/7 "2009-11-14T06:22:58Z")
No ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-seen-my-pig/517518/8 "2009-11-14T09:03:51Z")
> [@blondebear](#): > > Have you checked the airspace over Battersea Power Station? Which one? Aren’t there three different ones? ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-seen-my-pig/517518/9 "2009-11-14T09:41:53Z")
> [@blondebear](#): > > Have you checked the airspace over Battersea Power Station? Heh. ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-seen-my-pig/517518/10 "2009-11-14T10:40:58Z")
Reverend Horton Heat - [Nurture My Pig.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhLze_ZwBIY) Awesome rockabilly guitar - hilarious lyrics. ---
**Author:** ![schnuckiputzi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecb155/32.png) [@schnuckiputzi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/schnuckiputzi)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-seen-my-pig/517518/11 "2009-11-15T15:52:47Z")
Have you had any bacon lately? Maybe you offended him. ---
**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-seen-my-pig/517518/12 "2009-11-15T16:19:36Z")
Ok the way I see it, you have a few options. He went to market, or he’s eating roast beef, or he had none, and went out to get some Arby’s… ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-seen-my-pig/517518/13 "2009-11-15T16:23:04Z")
He’s from New Orleans, so he’s more likely to be rooting for truffles. ---
**Author:** ![G.Pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@G.Pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.Pie)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-seen-my-pig/517518/14 "2009-11-15T18:14:22Z")
I’m on Vancouver Island and I’ll keep my eyes open for him. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-seen-my-pig/517518/15 "2009-11-15T18:39:28Z")
> [@Mahaloth](#): > > Good Lord, that’s cruel! :mad: Crueler than what? Pretty much any meat you eat is going to involve killing the eatee . ---
**Author:** ![mnemosyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@mnemosyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mnemosyne)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-seen-my-pig/517518/16 "2009-11-15T18:54:30Z")
Is there a bump in the new carpet somewhere? ---
**Author:** ![KlondikeGeoff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3e96dc/32.png) [@KlondikeGeoff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KlondikeGeoff)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-seen-my-pig/517518/17 "2009-11-15T21:53:14Z")
> [@Rilchiam](#): > > A little pink stuffed pig. ( To answer your question, we first have to know what hie is stuffed with. Oops, sorry, i mean with what is he stuffed. ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2009, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-seen-my-pig/517518/18 "2009-11-16T00:27:19Z")
I guess non-hypoallergenic foam. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2009, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-seen-my-pig/517518/19 "2009-11-16T00:42:21Z")
I didn’t see him at the Royal Agricultural Winter Fair today. Mind you, it was the last day of the fair and we didn’t even come _close_ to seeing everything. He’s not in the laundry room, either. ---
**Author:** ![G.Pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@G.Pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.Pie)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2009, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-seen-my-pig/517518/20 "2009-11-16T03:15:11Z")
Didn’t see him at the hardware store. He’s not in the fridge, either. Let me go check the trunk of my car and I’ll get back to you. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-seen-my-pig/517518.md?page=2)