# Have you seen my pig? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 14, 2009, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-seen-my-pig/517518 "2009-11-14T02:53:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![G.Pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@G.Pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.Pie)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2009, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-seen-my-pig/517518/21 "2009-11-16T03:17:19Z")
> [@Rilchiam](#): > > I guess non-hypoallergenic foam. Also known as “foam”? ---
**Author:** ![kittenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@kittenblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenblue)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2009, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-seen-my-pig/517518/22 "2009-11-16T03:23:11Z")
I checked the basement…no luck. Did you leave the door open? ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2009, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-seen-my-pig/517518/23 "2009-11-16T03:27:38Z")
Have you interrogated the carpet layers? They may have swiped him…:dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-seen-my-pig/517518/24 "2009-12-01T05:14:22Z")
Mr. Rilch went back to the storage space today. Something prodded him to check the old bedding we’d put away. Sure enough, there was Beau, rolled up in a corner of the mattress pad! Huzzah! ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-seen-my-pig/517518/25 "2009-12-01T14:54:35Z")
Did he bring you a nice present? He had plenty of time to at least write you a poem. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-seen-my-pig/517518/26 "2009-12-01T17:10:22Z")
> [@Rilchiam](#): > > Sure enough, there was Beau, rolled up in a corner of the mattress pad! Huzzah! Ah, the old disappearing pig in an almost-a-blanket trick. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-seen-my-pig/517518/27 "2009-12-01T18:42:55Z")
> [@Sigmagirl](#): > > Did he bring you a nice present? He had plenty of time to at least write you a poem. He brought flowers. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-seen-my-pig/517518/28 "2009-12-01T18:50:50Z")
> [@Mahaloth](#): > > Good Lord, that’s cruel! :mad: It can’t be cruel if it’s funny. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-seen-my-pig/517518/29 "2009-12-01T20:03:51Z")
Ok, now that that’s settled, where is the sleeping snoring pig I ordered from my mom from [stupid.com](http://stupid.com) on 11/10? They won’t answer emails AND the product is no longer on the website. It made a sound just like the wee-wee-wee-wee sound she makes for the fifth piggy toe. Where oh where can mom’s piggy be? ---
**Author:** ![Gesturing\_Mildly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/65b543/32.png) [@Gesturing\_Mildly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gesturing_Mildly)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-seen-my-pig/517518/30 "2009-12-01T22:43:39Z")
Yay! I had a whole family of acrylic pig keychains, and someone stole them. Please ask your pig if he has any information. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-seen-my-pig/517518/31 "2009-12-01T22:48:58Z")
> [@Gesturing\_Mildly](#): > > Yay! I had a whole family of acrylic pig keychains, and someone stole them. Please ask your pig if he has any information. Just this weekend, I found a pig-keychain-LED flashlight on the sidewalk. (push the little heart on the pig’s tummy and the nose lights up!). Since it doesn’t match your description, I think I’ll keep it. ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-seen-my-pig/517518/32 "2009-12-01T23:14:36Z")
Hm. Maybe my pig does know more than he lets on. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-seen-my-pig/517518.md?page=1)