# Have you visited the Page-O-Flames lately? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 26, 2003, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-visited-the-page-o-flames-lately/157706 "2003-02-26T19:15:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-visited-the-page-o-flames-lately/157706/41 "2003-02-27T14:21:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Honey \* > \*\*With all due respect **Coldfire** , I also did not take your post as being “friendly advice”. In fact, I have noticed that many of your replies to **Opalcat** are actually quite unfriendly. JMO \*\* That’s just a front. See, **Coldfire** and **OpalCat** are really lovers but they have to keep it on the down low because she’s married and he has a girlfriend. They have names picked out for their kids and everything already. **OpalFire** if its a girl and **ColdCat** if its a boy. ---
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-visited-the-page-o-flames-lately/157706/42 "2003-02-27T14:28:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Amp \* > \*\*That’s just a front. See, **Coldfire** and **OpalCat** are really lovers but they have to keep it on the down low because she’s married and he has a girlfriend. They have names picked out for their kids and everything already. **OpalFire** if its a girl and **ColdCat** if its a boy. \*\* M’kay, now I understand. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-visited-the-page-o-flames-lately/157706/43 "2003-02-27T14:35:16Z")
**Amp** , you should start a game thread on what you just did… coming up with kids names based on the marriage of doper names. Coldcat? Heh. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-visited-the-page-o-flames-lately/157706/44 "2003-02-27T19:28:41Z")
> [@](#): > > Don’t let the fact that I dress well and have cats fool you, I was a Marine and I can kill you. Also, wrt the whole “Opal plugging her site and shirts…”- wouldn’t she be better served by just putting links to them in a sig and leaving it at that? ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-visited-the-page-o-flames-lately/157706/45 "2003-02-27T19:57:41Z")
Well, that would be fine, provided the sig doesn’t exceed 4 lines (you can link to a hell of a lot in 4 lines, as has been demonstrated ;)), and none of the links goes to a commercial venue. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-visited-the-page-o-flames-lately/157706/46 "2003-02-27T20:06:32Z")
I would _never_ put links to my sites in my sig! Nosir. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-visited-the-page-o-flames-lately/157706/47 "2003-02-28T00:58:59Z")
Damn. Here I was hoping there’d just been a major update or something, but I’ve already read most of the stuff on the PoF. Either I have to stop reading it so often, or **Opal** needs to update it more often… How’s every 20 minutes or so sound to you, **Opal**? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Lissa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lissa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissa)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-visited-the-page-o-flames-lately/157706/48 "2003-02-28T02:11:53Z")
My pride is boundless: I made the Page O’ Funnies not once, but TWICE! [Homer] Bow down before me, for I am your king! [/Homer] (Well, queen, actually . . . Never mind.) ---
**Author:** ![Dragonblink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Dragonblink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragonblink)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-visited-the-page-o-flames-lately/157706/49 "2003-02-28T06:33:54Z")
Whoa. Yea verily, even I the Nine Hundred Post Newbie Nobody’s Heard of, is represented on the Page O’ One Liners: > [@](#): > > People act as if they’ve never seen a flush toilet before. As far as I can deduce from the evidence they leave, they enter the restroom and immediately commence Spastic Monkey Mode. It _would_ be one of my work-related remarks 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-visited-the-page-o-flames-lately/157706/50 "2003-02-28T08:46:38Z")
I have a smaller list of MB quotes, a few from Customers Suck, and a lot from here… [http://fathom.org/jjtm/dungeon/QMessageBoards.html](http://fathom.org/jjtm/dungeon/QMessageBoards.html) ---
**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-visited-the-page-o-flames-lately/157706/51 "2003-02-28T11:12:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kat \* > \*\*How’s every 20 minutes or so sound to you, **Opal**? 😉 \*\* Well, say something funny, and ask her to post it… ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-visited-the-page-o-flames-lately/157706/52 "2003-02-28T12:49:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Troy McClure SF \* > \*\*[http://fathom.org/jjtm/dungeon/QMessageBoards.html](http://fathom.org/jjtm/dungeon/QMessageBoards.html) \*\* I just check this out and I busted out laughing when I saw this exchange: > [@](#): > > gobear: So we are agreed: Racism, bad; getting head, good. > Fenris: Hmmm…I believe cookies were also discussed. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-visited-the-page-o-flames-lately/157706/53 "2003-02-28T21:31:29Z")
Oh, and just to prevent any misunderstanding, [fathom.org/jjtm](http://fathom.org/jjtm) is not Opal’s site, it’s my site graciously provided by Opal’s dime. Thanks again, Opal. ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-visited-the-page-o-flames-lately/157706/54 "2003-03-01T00:46:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by OpalCat \* > \*\*I was just perusing the Page O Flames, as I am wont to do, and as always it had me in tears. \*\* Woohoo! My name is in there! Granted, I was something that was quote hilarious following up a one-line post, but still … ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-visited-the-page-o-flames-lately/157706/55 "2003-03-01T01:10:08Z")
[Booker T] Five time, five time, five time, five time, five time Page of Flames! : commences to Spinarooni : [/Booker T] I’ll just quote two. First is part of a Pit thread OP > [@](#): > > You are a complete blight on the male gender. You are lower than a badger licking, used tampon sucking, syphllic crack whore. You don’t like me? Good It’s oh so mutual. At least your actions have finally broken whatever spell you had over her. > > And since you like to hit people smaller than you, why don’t you meet me somewhere, choadsmoker? I’ll bring my hockey stick. One shot to the kidneys is all it will take. > > You, sir, are a fuckstain. I hope you have someone break your heart as badly as you broke my friend’s. Also your nose, fingers and several of your ribs. I hope you can never achieve erection again, except in the presence of road kill or Jello 1-2-3. May you be covered with boils and an itchy crotch rash that never fully heals. May you be tied into an uncomfortable position and forced to listen to karaoke versions of Mariah Carey, Celine Dion, Britney Spears, NSync and “Who Let the Dogs Out”. May you be forced to eat 15lb of Taco Bell beans and cheese, and then have your anus stapled shut. May you become JDT’s personal Tug Ahoy. And my favorite > [@](#): > > Good grief, you are so self absorbed you should hang a string out your pantleg and call yourself Tampax. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-visited-the-page-o-flames-lately/157706/56 "2003-03-01T01:47:10Z")
The only thing worse than _having_ one of my posts on that page would be _not having_ a post on that page. Hint, hint, hint **Opalcat**! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Spavined\_Gelding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@Spavined\_Gelding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spavined_Gelding)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-visited-the-page-o-flames-lately/157706/57 "2003-03-01T03:36:27Z")
**OpalCat** , I spent the better part of last night with your Page o’ Flames. It was a good time. ---
**Author:** ![Sock\_Munkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Sock\_Munkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sock_Munkey)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-visited-the-page-o-flames-lately/157706/58 "2003-03-01T09:22:34Z")
Whoohoo, I’m on the page-o-one-liners! I have truly arrived. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-visited-the-page-o-flames-lately/157706/59 "2003-03-01T16:53:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Spavined Gelding \* > \*\ ***OpalCat** , I spent the better part of last night with your Page o’ Flames. It was a good time. \*\* I hope you were a gentleman… ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-visited-the-page-o-flames-lately/157706/60 "2003-03-02T01:10:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shade \* > Well, say something funny, and ask her to post it… If I could say something funny, I’d have a late-night talk show by now. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-visited-the-page-o-flames-lately/157706.md?page=2)