# Having sex with a one legged woman..... **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [September 27, 2010, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-a-one-legged-woman/555194 "2010-09-27T07:25:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2010, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-a-one-legged-woman/555194/21 "2010-09-28T13:11:09Z")
[A simpler, straightforward alternative.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Oc9XMbi6ao) ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2010, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-a-one-legged-woman/555194/22 "2010-09-28T13:44:51Z")
How is Ilene doing, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2010, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-a-one-legged-woman/555194/23 "2010-09-28T13:53:53Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > You’re assuming, of course, that a respectable one-legged woman would have sex with you at all. Aw, come on! It’s not as if he followed up with NEED ANSWER FAST! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2010, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-a-one-legged-woman/555194/24 "2010-09-28T13:58:36Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > How is Ilene doing, anyway? Oh, every once in awhile someone will help her get a leg up on things, usually it’s Linda. ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2010, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-a-one-legged-woman/555194/25 "2010-09-28T14:03:30Z")
“How do you think I could reach the doorbell?” Wait, no, wrong amputee joke . . . ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2010, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-a-one-legged-woman/555194/26 "2010-09-28T14:08:37Z")
When you’re in love with a one-legged woman…it’s hard. ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2010, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-a-one-legged-woman/555194/27 "2010-09-28T14:17:06Z")
> [@Koxinga](#): > > “How do you think I could reach the doorbell?” Wait, no, wrong amputee joke . . . I don’t know, but I been told, a one-legged woman ain’t got no joke… (I can’t be the only person who thought of that song.) ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2010, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-a-one-legged-woman/555194/28 "2010-09-28T14:28:06Z")
> [@Rhythmdvl](#): > > > [@Koxinga](#): > > > > “How do you think I could reach the doorbell?” Wait, no, wrong amputee joke . . . > > I don’t know, but I been told, a one-legged woman ain’t got no joke… > > (I can’t be the only person who thought of that song.) If women with large bustlines work at Hooters, where do women with only _nevermind_ ---
**Author:** ![cwthree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@cwthree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cwthree)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2010, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-a-one-legged-woman/555194/29 "2010-09-28T15:33:20Z")
I came across an article on a no-legged woman (she was born with a deformed pelvis and vestigial legs, which were amputated shortly after birth) a while back. She’s been pregnant and given birth twice. She was asked about sex and her response was something like, “It’s just like having sex with any other woman, except there are no legs to get in the way.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2010, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-a-one-legged-woman/555194/30 "2010-09-28T16:19:24Z")
I’ve had the experience with a woman who lost a leg due to a train accident when she was a child. If anything, I felt a greater degree of intimacy by her sharing her “different” body with me. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2010, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-a-one-legged-woman/555194/31 "2010-09-28T16:42:26Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > How is Ilene doing, anyway? She’s Japanese. It’s _Irene._ ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2010, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-a-one-legged-woman/555194/32 "2010-09-28T16:55:32Z")
I guess we could ask an [expert](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=468380&postcount=41). ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2010, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-a-one-legged-woman/555194/33 "2010-09-28T18:18:54Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > > [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > > > How is Ilene doing, anyway? > > She’s Japanese. It’s _Irene._ With a last name of Dover, I find that unlikely. ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2010, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-a-one-legged-woman/555194/34 "2010-09-28T22:40:46Z")
> [@cwthree](#): > > I came across an article on a no-legged woman (she was born with a deformed pelvis and vestigial legs, which were amputated shortly after birth) a while back. She’s been pregnant and given birth twice. She was asked about sex and her response was something like, “It’s just like having sex with any other woman, except there are no legs to get in the way.” How would she know what it was like having sex with a two legged woman? ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2010, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-a-one-legged-woman/555194/35 "2010-09-28T22:56:35Z")
I’ll bet if you do an IP search, that is, search the Internet of Porn, you can find some videos illustrating exactly what you want to know. I’ve stopped doing that, cause once I ran across a guy with 2 penises {shudder}. Yeah, they both worked…just imagine… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2010, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-a-one-legged-woman/555194/36 "2010-09-29T00:08:44Z")
> [@YogSosoth](#): > > > [@cwthree](#): > > > > I came across an article on a no-legged woman (she was born with a deformed pelvis and vestigial legs, which were amputated shortly after birth) a while back. She’s been pregnant and given birth twice. She was asked about sex and her response was something like, “It’s just like having sex with any other woman, except there are no legs to get in the way.” > > How would she know what it was like having sex with a two legged woman? Actually, I think I saw a special on her and it was her _husband_ who said that. ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2010, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-a-one-legged-woman/555194/37 "2010-09-29T05:52:52Z")
> [@Broomstick](#): > > > [@YogSosoth](#): > > > > How would she know what it was like having sex with a two legged woman? > > Actually, I think I saw a special on her and it was her _husband_ who said that. Damn it, you ruined my one-legged lesbian fantasies! ---
**Author:** ![Nunzio\_Tavulari](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Nunzio\_Tavulari](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nunzio_Tavulari)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2010, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-a-one-legged-woman/555194/38 "2010-09-29T16:24:59Z")
> [@Musicat](#): > > I’ve stopped doing that, cause once I ran across a guy with 2 penises {shudder}. I’ll bet his bathroom was twice as hard to keep clean ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2010, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-a-one-legged-woman/555194/39 "2010-09-29T16:33:43Z")
> [@Musicat](#): > > I’ll bet if you do an IP search, that is, search the Internet of Porn, you can find some videos illustrating exactly what you want to know. I’ve stopped doing that, cause once I ran across a guy with 2 penises {shudder}. Let me guess, probably a police drame theme… _Good Cock, Bad Cock_? ---
**Author:** ![NicePete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee7513/32.png) [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2010, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-a-one-legged-woman/555194/40 "2010-09-29T17:05:52Z")
> [@Musicat](#): > > I’ve stopped doing that, cause once I ran across a guy with 2 penises {shudder}. Then there’s [this guy](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqosS6DBwhA) (SFW). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-a-one-legged-woman/555194.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-a-one-legged-woman/555194.md?page=3)