How is Ilene doing, anyway?
Aw, come on! It’s not as if he followed up with NEED ANSWER FAST! 
Oh, every once in awhile someone will help her get a leg up on things, usually it’s Linda.
“How do you think I could reach the doorbell?” Wait, no, wrong amputee joke . . .
When you’re in love with a one-legged woman…it’s hard.
I don’t know, but I been told, a one-legged woman ain’t got no joke…
(I can’t be the only person who thought of that song.)
If women with large bustlines work at Hooters, where do women with only
nevermind
I came across an article on a no-legged woman (she was born with a deformed pelvis and vestigial legs, which were amputated shortly after birth) a while back. She’s been pregnant and given birth twice. She was asked about sex and her response was something like, “It’s just like having sex with any other woman, except there are no legs to get in the way.”
I’ve had the experience with a woman who lost a leg due to a train accident when she was a child.
If anything, I felt a greater degree of intimacy by her sharing her “different” body with me.
She’s Japanese. It’s Irene.
With a last name of Dover, I find that unlikely.
How would she know what it was like having sex with a two legged woman?
I’ll bet if you do an IP search, that is, search the Internet of Porn, you can find some videos illustrating exactly what you want to know. I’ve stopped doing that, cause once I ran across a guy with 2 penises {shudder}.
Yeah, they both worked…just imagine… 
Actually, I think I saw a special on her and it was her husband who said that.
Damn it, you ruined my one-legged lesbian fantasies!
I’ll bet his bathroom was twice as hard to keep clean
Let me guess, probably a police drame theme… Good Cock, Bad Cock?