# Having sex with fat ugly women, it's easy but harmful...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-fat-ugly-women-its-easy-but-harmful/607814>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 30, 2011, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-fat-ugly-women-its-easy-but-harmful/607814 "2011-12-30T09:01:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-fat-ugly-women-its-easy-but-harmful/607814/21 "2011-12-30T17:28:29Z")

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> [@Filbert](#):
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> Classically, when the word ‘fat’ is also paired with ‘rich’ and/or ‘famous’?

Yes, just like the camera adds 10 pounds (10 pounds for each camera pointed at you), rich and/or famous can remove at least 50.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-fat-ugly-women-its-easy-but-harmful/607814/22 "2011-12-30T18:16:28Z")

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> [@PapSett](#):
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> Yeah, we get it. Us fat ugly women don’t deserve to live, much less have sex.

Same for us fat ugly men. Fortunately my partner is very forgiving.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-fat-ugly-women-its-easy-but-harmful/607814/23 "2011-12-30T18:18:31Z")

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I don’t know how large the OP is, but it would seem that “ugly” is an appropriate descriptive.

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**Author:** ![Lancia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lancia/32/17174_2.png) [@Lancia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lancia)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-fat-ugly-women-its-easy-but-harmful/607814/24 "2011-12-30T18:31:37Z")

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Perhaps this thread can be moved to the Pit so we can… discuss… this with the OP more appropriately. If he comes back.

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**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-fat-ugly-women-its-easy-but-harmful/607814/25 "2011-12-30T18:34:53Z")

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> [@Lancia](#):
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> And what about us fat men?! What harmful effects do hot young women suffer from when one of them has sex with one of us? Where are the Newsweek/Time articles on that?

Men can’t be fat. Only fat chicks can be fat.

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**Author:** ![Lancia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lancia/32/17174_2.png) [@Lancia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lancia)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-fat-ugly-women-its-easy-but-harmful/607814/26 "2011-12-30T18:45:35Z")

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> [@msmith537](#):
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> Men can’t be fat. Only fat chicks can be fat.

I’ll remember that next time I look in the mirror. 😃

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**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-fat-ugly-women-its-easy-but-harmful/607814/27 "2011-12-30T18:53:55Z")

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Yes, let’s all think about the shame and guilt felt by the douchebags who use women with low self-esteem to get their rocks off and then toss them aside. Oh, the humanity! Why are there no frat-boy support groups for this kind of thing?

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**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-fat-ugly-women-its-easy-but-harmful/607814/28 "2011-12-30T18:56:19Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> This reminds me of the only bit on _Joey_ that actually made me laugh:

That is awesome!

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**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-fat-ugly-women-its-easy-but-harmful/607814/29 "2011-12-30T18:59:35Z")

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> [@Lancia](#):
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> And what about us fat men?! What harmful effects do hot young women suffer from when one of them has sex with one of us? Where are the Newsweek/Time articles on that?

If Looney Tunes are accurate (and I have no reason to believe otherwise), the woman would be squeezed into a paper-thin state but she would be fine by the next scene.

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**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-fat-ugly-women-its-easy-but-harmful/607814/30 "2011-12-30T19:37:38Z")

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> [@woodstockbirdybird](#):
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> douchebags…no frat-boy support groups

That’s what the fraternity is.

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**Author:** ![UFC\_Is\_Sux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/46a35a/32.png) [@UFC\_Is\_Sux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UFC_Is_Sux)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-fat-ugly-women-its-easy-but-harmful/607814/31 "2011-12-30T19:42:36Z")

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> [@TriPolar](#):
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> When has this ever happened?

Every day (when the tubbo in question has a lot of valuta).

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**Author:** ![Candyman74](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Candyman74](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Candyman74)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-fat-ugly-women-its-easy-but-harmful/607814/32 "2011-12-30T20:03:31Z")

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Ah, misogyny. Always fun! Not as much fun as racism, admittedly, but it’s getting there.

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**Author:** ![slm2955](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c6cbf5/32.png) [@slm2955](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slm2955)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-fat-ugly-women-its-easy-but-harmful/607814/33 "2011-12-30T23:48:44Z")

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What about sexy with fat ugly men?

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-fat-ugly-women-its-easy-but-harmful/607814/34 "2011-12-31T00:06:48Z")

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_Warm in the winter  
Shady in the summertime  
That’s what I like about that fat gal o’ mine!_

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**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-fat-ugly-women-its-easy-but-harmful/607814/35 "2011-12-31T00:16:28Z")

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I remember when people used to put some effort into baiting us fatties. You could have at least brought some Little Debbies so we could get excited about this thread.

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**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-fat-ugly-women-its-easy-but-harmful/607814/36 "2011-12-31T00:25:07Z")

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> [@fluiddruid](#):
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> I remember when people used to put some effort into baiting us fatties. You could have at least brought some Little Debbies so we could get excited about this thread.

I blame the economy.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-fat-ugly-women-its-easy-but-harmful/607814/37 "2011-12-31T01:56:22Z")

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_oatmeal creme pie_

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**Author:** ![SCSimmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@SCSimmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCSimmons)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-fat-ugly-women-its-easy-but-harmful/607814/38 "2011-12-31T02:33:46Z")

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> [@slm2955](#):
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> What about sexy with fat ugly men?

That’s actually very good for you. It can extend your lifespan by 8-10 years, cure a number of chronic diseases, and improve your chances of winning at nearly any game of chance.

😉

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**Author:** ![kittenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@kittenblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenblue)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-fat-ugly-women-its-easy-but-harmful/607814/39 "2011-12-31T02:39:25Z")

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> [@SCSimmons](#):
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> That’s actually very good for you. It can extend your lifespan by 8-10 years, cure a number of chronic diseases, and improve your chances of winning at nearly any game of chance.
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> 😉

Then I’m Winning!

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-fat-ugly-women-its-easy-but-harmful/607814/40 "2011-12-31T02:40:17Z")

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Let’s see a picture of the OP.

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