# Having Sex With Supermodels On A Huge Pile Of Money In A Hotel Room **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 13, 2001, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-supermodels-on-a-huge-pile-of-money-in-a-hotel-room/87173 "2001-10-13T01:20:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Chickenhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7cd45c/32.png) [@Chickenhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chickenhead)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-supermodels-on-a-huge-pile-of-money-in-a-hotel-room/87173/1 "2001-10-13T01:20:43Z")
…would be fun. ---
**Author:** ![1kBR\_Kid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/dc4da7/32.png) [@1kBR\_Kid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/1kBR_Kid)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-supermodels-on-a-huge-pile-of-money-in-a-hotel-room/87173/2 "2001-10-13T01:24:35Z")
Dear Penthouse- I never thought these letters were true. Last week, I was on a business trip to Philly. As I began counting the money from the heist, who should walk in but Elle MacPherson, wearing nothing but a robe… ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-supermodels-on-a-huge-pile-of-money-in-a-hotel-room/87173/3 "2001-10-13T01:28:14Z")
And here I thought this going to be talking about the goings on at Dopetoberfest… ---
**Author:** ![Wump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ed655f/32.png) [@Wump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wump)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-supermodels-on-a-huge-pile-of-money-in-a-hotel-room/87173/4 "2001-10-13T01:42:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chickenhead \* > \*\*…would be fun. \*\* True. That is, unless they were some of those crisp new bills that you sometimes get out of bank machines. Sex on top of them could result in some _nasty_ paper cuts, lowering the overall degree of fun. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-supermodels-on-a-huge-pile-of-money-in-a-hotel-room/87173/5 "2001-10-13T01:58:26Z")
Oh Java… Dopetoberfest will be SO MUCH COOLER. ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-supermodels-on-a-huge-pile-of-money-in-a-hotel-room/87173/6 "2001-10-13T02:11:09Z")
Believe me, it gets old after a while. ---
**Author:** ![Doc\_Nickel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5fc32e/32.png) [@Doc\_Nickel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doc_Nickel)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-supermodels-on-a-huge-pile-of-money-in-a-hotel-room/87173/7 "2001-10-13T03:40:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Weirddave \* > \*\*Believe me, it gets old after a while. \*\* -Dave, I keep telling you, just like the sawdust in a hamster cage, you have to _change the money_ once in a while or it gets icky and gross. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-supermodels-on-a-huge-pile-of-money-in-a-hotel-room/87173/8 "2001-10-13T04:03:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wump \* > \*\*… could result in some _nasty_ paper cuts, lowering the overall degree of fun. \*\* Speak for yourself, ya un-kinky heathen. ---
**Author:** ![Wump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ed655f/32.png) [@Wump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wump)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-supermodels-on-a-huge-pile-of-money-in-a-hotel-room/87173/9 "2001-10-13T04:30:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jack Batty \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Wump \* > > \*\*… could result in some _nasty_ paper cuts, lowering the overall degree of fun. \*\* > > Speak for yourself, ya un-kinky heathen. \*\* Come say that after **you’ve** got a bunch of paper cuts on **your** willie. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-supermodels-on-a-huge-pile-of-money-in-a-hotel-room/87173/10 "2001-10-13T04:39:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wump \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Chickenhead \* > > \*\*…would be fun. \*\* > > True. That is, unless they were some of those crisp new bills that you sometimes get out of bank machines. > > Sex on top of them could result in some _nasty_ paper cuts, lowering the overall degree of fun. \*\* Yeah, but think of how many people have touched that soft non-crisp bill. ---
**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-supermodels-on-a-huge-pile-of-money-in-a-hotel-room/87173/11 "2001-10-13T04:53:07Z")
no cuts on the willy; it’ll be protected by the supermodel! no paper is going to cut through an entire supermodel! ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-supermodels-on-a-huge-pile-of-money-in-a-hotel-room/87173/12 "2001-10-13T04:56:18Z")
I’m just here to throw iodine on **Jack Batty**. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-supermodels-on-a-huge-pile-of-money-in-a-hotel-room/87173/13 "2001-10-13T04:56:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by saepiroth \* > \*\* > … no paper is going to cut through an entire supermodel! \*\* Well, maybe Kate Moss. ---
**Author:** ![Damhna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Damhna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damhna)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-supermodels-on-a-huge-pile-of-money-in-a-hotel-room/87173/14 "2001-10-13T12:13:01Z")
George Best tells a story about the time when he was in just such a situation. Having won big at the casino in his hotel he takes some pagent beauty back to the room , spreads the money out and …weelll…you know. He orders some champagne afterwards and the bellhop arrives in his little uniform and is excited to see the once famous football player, he asks for an autograph and as GB is signing away , he pulls him aside a little and asks “tell me Mr.Best , where did it all go wrong ?” ---
**Author:** ![Genseric](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Genseric](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genseric)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-supermodels-on-a-huge-pile-of-money-in-a-hotel-room/87173/15 "2001-10-14T10:53:13Z")
Does this have anything to do with that thread about the way money smells? This may be why my mom told me not to put money in my mouth. I gotta million of 'em, people! If you do this, make sure you use paper money though, you don’t want a “sackie” going up anything. Or maybe you do, to be honest I don’t know you that well. Or anyone for that matter. ---
**Author:** ![Grok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/96bed5/32.png) [@Grok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grok)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-supermodels-on-a-huge-pile-of-money-in-a-hotel-room/87173/16 "2001-10-14T12:46:34Z")
For me, the situation could be improved upon with a platter of sushi nearby, and being paid for my services. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-supermodels-on-a-huge-pile-of-money-in-a-hotel-room/87173/17 "2001-10-14T20:44:03Z")
…“and she proceeded to…” ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-supermodels-on-a-huge-pile-of-money-in-a-hotel-room/87173/18 "2001-10-14T21:01:34Z")
…“and she proceeded to…” ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-supermodels-on-a-huge-pile-of-money-in-a-hotel-room/87173/19 "2001-10-15T17:00:06Z")
“slowly count the money, ‘a one, a twenty, oohh, a two dollar bill!’” ---
**Author:** ![Tretiak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Tretiak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tretiak)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-supermodels-on-a-huge-pile-of-money-in-a-hotel-room/87173/20 "2001-10-15T17:34:32Z")
“What would you do if you had a million dollars?” “I’ll tell you what I’d do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.” “That’s it? If you had a million dollars, you’d do two chicks at the same time?” “Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.” “Well, not all chicks.” “Well the kind of chicks that’d double up on me do.” “Good point.” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/having-sex-with-supermodels-on-a-huge-pile-of-money-in-a-hotel-room/87173.md?page=2)