# Havre de Grace, May 2-4: MADs Burning Weiners and Soaking up Culture

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/havre-de-grace-may-2-4-mads-burning-weiners-and-soaking-up-culture/171895>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 29, 2003, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/havre-de-grace-may-2-4-mads-burning-weiners-and-soaking-up-culture/171895 "2003-04-29T12:42:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/havre-de-grace-may-2-4-mads-burning-weiners-and-soaking-up-culture/171895/21 "2003-04-30T13:10:52Z")

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> \*Originally posted by MsRobyn \*  
> \*\*you might not want to use the terminology “weenie roast”; it makes the guys squirm.

Oh, bite my weenie. 😉

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/havre-de-grace-may-2-4-mads-burning-weiners-and-soaking-up-culture/171895/22 "2003-04-30T16:59:29Z")

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There will be no biting of anyone’s weenie unless it has already been on a stick over the fire. Were you volunteering?

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/havre-de-grace-may-2-4-mads-burning-weiners-and-soaking-up-culture/171895/23 "2003-04-30T17:01:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \*  
> \*\*There will be no biting of anyone’s weenie unless it has already been on a stick over the fire. Were you volunteering? \*\*

That is quite a horrifying visual.

Robin

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/havre-de-grace-may-2-4-mads-burning-weiners-and-soaking-up-culture/171895/24 "2003-04-30T19:29:12Z")

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Alrighty. I’m going to pick up hot dogs & buns, or if they have those big ol’ boxes of burgers I will get those. And gardenburgers. I thought I might make devilled eggs or something.

Anyone have any suggestions? Also, it’s BYOB.

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/havre-de-grace-may-2-4-mads-burning-weiners-and-soaking-up-culture/171895/25 "2003-04-30T19:39:27Z")

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Bring your own boyfriend? 😉

Robin

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/havre-de-grace-may-2-4-mads-burning-weiners-and-soaking-up-culture/171895/26 "2003-04-30T19:41:39Z")

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Seriously, I’ll be happy to bring some kosher hot dogs.

It’s that Jew thing, y’know? ;j

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/havre-de-grace-may-2-4-mads-burning-weiners-and-soaking-up-culture/171895/27 "2003-04-30T20:19:01Z")

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Dear Lord. Since when do you keep kosher? I just bought a thingy of 20 burgers.

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/havre-de-grace-may-2-4-mads-burning-weiners-and-soaking-up-culture/171895/28 "2003-04-30T21:19:22Z")

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> \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \*  
> \*\*There will be no biting of anyone’s weenie unless it has already been on a stick over the fire. \*\*

It already _is_ a stick, when needed, and it doesn’t go over the fire, it goes into the oven (so to speak). Were you volunteering yours? 😉

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/havre-de-grace-may-2-4-mads-burning-weiners-and-soaking-up-culture/171895/29 "2003-04-30T23:03:40Z")

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No thanks. He needs it to pee.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/havre-de-grace-may-2-4-mads-burning-weiners-and-soaking-up-culture/171895/30 "2003-04-30T23:49:48Z")

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Doesn’t seem like I will be there. We have a sick ferret so my SO wouldn’t be comfortable being so far from home right now. I don’t think she would let me go that far on my own.

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/havre-de-grace-may-2-4-mads-burning-weiners-and-soaking-up-culture/171895/31 "2003-05-01T01:58:22Z")

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> \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \*  
> \*\*Dear Lord. Since when do you keep kosher? I just bought a thingy of 20 burgers. \*\*

Since never. I just like kosher hot dogs.

Robin

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/havre-de-grace-may-2-4-mads-burning-weiners-and-soaking-up-culture/171895/32 "2003-05-01T19:17:24Z")

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Good. I thought I was gonna have to hunt down a Rabbi. I think there’s one in the county somewhere.

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**Author:** ![Theios](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e8c25b/32.png) [@Theios](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Theios)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/havre-de-grace-may-2-4-mads-burning-weiners-and-soaking-up-culture/171895/33 "2003-05-02T10:43:27Z")

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Hey! A semi-local activity! And I’m off this weekend!

So… Where in good 'ol Havre de Grace are you? I might be able to pull myself away from my computer long enough to take a little ride. What time are the festivities?

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/havre-de-grace-may-2-4-mads-burning-weiners-and-soaking-up-culture/171895/34 "2003-05-02T11:36:36Z")

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Well. The actual festivities in HdG go on all day, so I’m told. I’m figuring anytime after four at our place would be good. Email addy in my profile, and I’ll send you directions.

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/havre-de-grace-may-2-4-mads-burning-weiners-and-soaking-up-culture/171895/35 "2003-05-03T18:25:39Z")

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Buuuuump.

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