# hawthorne...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hawthorne/469391>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 24, 2008, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hawthorne/469391 "2008-10-24T17:32:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hawthorne/469391/21 "2008-10-24T19:02:27Z")

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> [@Omegaman](#):
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> You sure it wasn’t just a knot, or a sap pocket? 😃

Nah. An exploding knot or sap pocket is a forseeable risk. A hostile ambulatory stick isn’t.

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**Author:** ![Buddha\_Clause](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/439d5e/32.png) [@Buddha\_Clause](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buddha_Clause)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hawthorne/469391/22 "2008-10-24T19:02:37Z")

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> [@Captain\_Amazing](#):
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> He thought your post was a sneaky way to promote the movie Zeitgeist, with your comments that your friends had irrefutable evidence against any objections you made to it, and that “more and more people seem to have seen this movie and have had their lives changed or minds blown”.
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> For what it’s worth, reading your thread, I thought it was a fake pitting intended to promote the movie too.

I definitely understand this statement my intentions may have been a little unclear and can see why one might immediately assume that since it is my first post my troll potential is extremely high with the added troll potential of the movie Zeitgeist one could have replied with a fuck off troll without reading any of the OP.

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**Author:** ![Buddha\_Clause](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/439d5e/32.png) [@Buddha\_Clause](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buddha_Clause)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hawthorne/469391/23 "2008-10-24T19:05:56Z")

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In all seriousness though we need to do something about all those lying jews who have duped the world into believing the holocaust and are controlling all of our money. 😃

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hawthorne/469391/24 "2008-10-24T19:09:08Z")

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Welcome to the dope. We’re mostly harmless.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hawthorne/469391/25 "2008-10-24T19:09:47Z")

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> [@Green\_Bean](#):
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> Nah. An exploding knot or sap pocket is a forseeable risk. A hostile ambulatory stick isn’t.

Oh, come on. If you see a hostile ambulatory stick, and one that’s on fire, no less, you wouldn’t forsee a risk? Personally, I’d be all like “Woah, a flaming hostile ambulatory stick! Forseeable risk! Forseeable risk!”

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**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hawthorne/469391/26 "2008-10-24T19:10:46Z")

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> [@Buddha\_Clause](#):
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> In all seriousness though we need to do something about all those lying jews who have duped the world into believing the holocaust and are controlling all of our money. 😃

I got all my money right here. In my shoe.

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hawthorne/469391/27 "2008-10-24T19:14:21Z")

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> [@Autolycus](#):
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> Welcome to the dope. We’re mostly harmless.

But cross us and we’ll send the boys round to your house. We know where you live.

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hawthorne/469391/28 "2008-10-24T19:54:56Z")

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> [@Buddha\_Clause](#):
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> I definitely understand this statement my intentions may have been a little unclear and can see why one might immediately assume that since it is my first post my troll potential is extremely high with the added troll potential of the movie Zeitgeist one could have replied with a fuck off troll without reading any of the OP.

Well, I read the OP, and I still thought you were pimping the movie.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hawthorne/469391/29 "2008-10-24T20:01:27Z")

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> [@Captain\_Amazing](#):
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> Well, I read the OP, and I still thought you were pimping the movie.

Then you’re stupid. He repeatedly referred to the friends that were taken in by the movie as idiots.

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**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hawthorne/469391/30 "2008-10-24T20:28:07Z")

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Hawthorne was completely out of line. I wonder if somebody else might have highjacked his account?

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**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hawthorne/469391/31 "2008-10-24T20:30:34Z")

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Dude, **hawthorne**! Speak up already!

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hawthorne/469391/32 "2008-10-24T20:33:22Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> Then you’re stupid. He repeatedly referred to the friends that were taken in by the movie as idiots.

Yeah, he said they were idiots who believe in a movie that has changed peoples’ lives all over the world, and who have irrefutable evidence showing the movie is true and are able to shoot down any arguments against it.

No way anybody could mistake that for positive buzz.

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**Author:** ![MovingTarget](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/edb3f5/32.png) [@MovingTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovingTarget)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hawthorne/469391/33 "2008-10-24T20:36:40Z")

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Yeah, I was thinking someone hijacked him too. It just seemed soo sureal to see that written down. I just can’t believe anyone would write that, unless they are one of the people who completely believe everything in that movie. Which may be. Either that, or he’s just a giant jackass who needs to grow up.

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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hawthorne/469391/34 "2008-10-24T20:44:43Z")

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> [@Captain\_Amazing](#):
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> Yeah, he said they were idiots who believe in a movie that has changed peoples’ lives all over the world, and who have irrefutable evidence showing the movie is true and are able to shoot down any arguments against it.

Hey, why don’t you just admit that you misread the OP?

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hawthorne/469391/35 "2008-10-24T20:44:49Z")

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I for one can’t wait to see \*Zeitgeist \*now.

What?

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hawthorne/469391/36 "2008-10-24T20:54:29Z")

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> [@Captain\_Amazing](#):
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> Well, I read the OP, and I still thought you were pimping the movie.

Really? Maybe I’m naive, but I don’t see that at all.

Seemed like he was quoting his friends- and the OP was him quietly shaking his head in disbelief that his friends felt that way.

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**Author:** ![ShadowFacts](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shadowfacts/32/2934_2.png) [@ShadowFacts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShadowFacts)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hawthorne/469391/37 "2008-10-24T20:56:40Z")

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> [@Green\_Bean](#):
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> hostile ambulatory stick

Band name?

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**Author:** ![Risha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5fc32e/32.png) [@Risha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Risha)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hawthorne/469391/38 "2008-10-24T21:03:23Z")

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> [@Captain\_Amazing](#):
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> Yeah, he said they were idiots who believe in a movie that has changed peoples’ lives all over the world, and who have irrefutable evidence showing the movie is true and are able to shoot down any arguments against it.
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> No way anybody could mistake that for positive buzz.

Err. Not the way I read that either. Then again, I’ve had the experience of trying to argue with painfully idiotic friends. 😃

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hawthorne/469391/39 "2008-10-24T21:09:28Z")

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> [@Green\_Bean](#):
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> Hey, why don’t you just admit that you misread the OP?

I admitted I misread the OP in my first post to this thread. I said:

“For what it’s worth, reading your thread, I thought it was a fake pitting intended to promote the movie too.”

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**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hawthorne/469391/40 "2008-10-24T21:29:29Z")

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[**finris**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=484039&highlight=zeitgeist), I mean **Buddha\_Clause** , stand up and take a bow.

You guys are chumps.

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